 So damn tough
So - damn - tough
Everywhere we go downtown or to a show
We have two necessities
Charlie Mack and our limo
He's feared by suckers and he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who Charlie Mack is
He's our homeboy from around the block
He's reguarded through the city as a hip-hop cop
Height about 6'6"
Weight about 290
Everywhere I go Charlie Mack is right behind me
He never laughs never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs only spines or necks
He once killed a man cause he wouldn't let go of his Eggo
Apollo Creed is a sucker Charlie Mack could beat Draco
He could bench about 300 pounds
The cops can all take a vacation when Charlie's in town
He's the toughest around so everywhere I go he goes
He's Charlie Mack and he's the first out the limo
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
I guess you're wondering why he's the first out the limo yo
let me give you this bit of info
so you'll know the things that Charlie can do
and you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew
the limo picks us up about half past six
with the radio blasting our latest hit
It's me, Jeff, Freddy, Rock, Amare, J. L.
Charlie Mack is up front as we depart the hotel
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at Burger King for a bite to eat
And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Charlie cancels his order and bites off their face
He's not a trouble maker
In fact he's a trouble breaker
And if somebody gets dumb
Well it'll only take a second or two after some fool snaps
Law and order is restored by my hero Charlie Mack
Pull up into the limo and head for the jam
Charlie cracks all the knuckles on both of his hands
And when we pull into the show the routine is unrehearsed
Just natural to let Charlie hop out first
He clears the crowd without saying a word man
That's the loudest silence I've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him by trying to bug
He just leaves ring imprints all over their mug
He's a Terminator
A Hercules of sorts
Man hell with chess he likes physical sports
You may not have known before but now you know
Why Charlie Mack is the first out the limo
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
We'd like to appologise to all of our fans but
Please don't touch us while we're at our jams
Cause Charlie don't like folks around us when we're doing a show
And if he punches you uh oh
Better get Maaco
So to all you weak rappers whose tempers are hot
Just because I got something that you ain't got
If you want to get physical rowdy and try to palm me
I won't get excited I'll just say "Yo Charlie!"
You should have been calm, you shouldn't have snapped
Charlie only hits you once and now you're taking a nap
And when he leaves you decapitated, crushed into dust
You'll look up and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think that's enough home boy, but I think not
"Charlie kick his face again, I think you missed a spot"
I rolled down the limo window and yelled "Bon Voyage!"
You see your girl buck naked giving Charlie a massage
I'm serious
I'm not joking, no doubt
You know how many doubter's bones have been broken?
You may not have known before but now you know
Why Charlie Mack is the first out the window.
Charlie Mack
The first out the limo
He's Charlie Mack
The first out the limo
In closing we'd like to say this to you, busted
If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up plus get
Embarrassed and get laughed at by all your friends
And if you cross Charlie Mack you'll suffer the beginning of the end of
Life as you know it
You might not die sir
But if you're not dead you wish you were
But if you still want to bug out homeboy let's go
You can bug with Charlie Mack cause he's the first out the limo
So damn tough
He's Charlie Mack
And he's the first out the limo
So damn
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
So damn tough
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