Occident out on the weekend That's the way that we relax English Breakfast tastes like Darjeeling But she's too cute to even ask Blake's got a new face (Blake's got a new face) Nastiness will cause your doom Turn and walk back to your room The precedent's already set now You spend a week in Old San Juan Spanish brownstone with chairs of leather And Spanish waves to roll along Majesty's not overheard Cryptographs can't stand the word Oh your collegiate grief has left you dowdy in sweatshirts Absolute horror!