TLC Album

Yo, I'm checkin' for Left Eye man
Oh God 'G'
I don't know God, I don't know God
I don't God, I don't really really know check my flow

My man Al B. Sure 'He's In Effect Mode'
Used to have a crush on Dawn from En Vogue
It's not like honey dip would wanna get wit me
But just in case I own more condoms than TLC
Um, speakin' of which, you know how I troop
Late Thursday night playing ball at run and shoot
I see my girl Chilli in her Lexus Coupe
Sittin' pretty, oohh, in dat hot pink suit
And Bam!
In through the door she struts
It's the lovely T-Boz with the ill haircut
But Left Eye's the dime piece
Yeah, you know it's all good
But I hear, it was a hood

It's like that y'all
My name's Malik the Phife from freak
It's like that y'all
My name's Malike the Phife from freak
It's on the M-I-C-R-O-P-H-O-N-E I rule
TLC up in the house
Crazy Sexy Cool

Ya know what I'm sayin'

Yes it's me again
And I'm back
Oh I oh I oh I yeah
Oh I oh I oh I baby
Oh I oh I oh I yeah

The 22nd of loneliness and we've
Been through so many thangs
I love my man with all honesty
But I know he's cheatin' on me
I look him in his eyes but all he
Tells me is lies to keep me near
I'll never leave him down though
I might mess around it's only
'Cause I need some affection oh

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So I creep yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed 2 know
So I creep yeah
'Cause he doesn't know
What I do and no attention
Goes to show oh so I creep

The 23rd of lonliness
And we don't talk
Like we used 2 do
Now it seems pretty
Strange but I'm not
Buggin' 'cause I still feel
The same yeah yeah
I'll keep giving loving
Till the day he pushes me away
Never go astray
If he knew the
Things I did he couldn't
Handle it
And I choose 2 keep him
Protected oh

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I think about us baby all the time
But you know that I'm gonna need some attention
Yeah, yeah can you dig it
Love you forever baby soul & mind
And you gotta know if
You don't give it I'ma
Get mine

Oh I oh I oh I yeah
Oh I oh I oh I baby
Oh I oh I oh I yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

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I creep around because I need some attention
Don't mess around with my affection

Oh I oh I oh I yeah

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I've been watching

Come on let me kick a little game to you
Baby baby let me kick a little game with you

I've been watching you watching me
And I know you want it
Come on let me kick a little game to you

Laying against the wall checking out the scenery
All I see is everybody trying to get with me
So I continue to play it crazysexycool
Lost all composure when I laid my eyes on you

Bridge:
You just wanna know if you can kick some game
Come with something more clever than just your name
See it's like this I wanna take you home
But you gotta show me that your game is on

Chorus:
I've been watching you watching me
And I know you want it
But it depends on how you kick your game
Come on let me kick a little game to you

It's about to close but you've only said a few words to me
I've been waiting for a dose of your personality
See I'm in the mood and if all goes right
Baby you will be you will be going home with me tonight

Miss Left Eye
All I wanna do is kiss your hand
Let you know I'm not just another fan I am the man
And I don't give a damn about who you know
I got a 48-track studio back at the crib
So drop by you know where I live
I see you all the time but on another note
Would you like to dance
Naa I'm about to go and uuh hang my coat

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Lisa Lopes
It's been a month
I called you twice....You called me once
Baby come with me you'd be mine
So we can make love on the 50 yard line
You for me me for you
There's nothing in this world you know we couldn't do
Yeah but who was that girl all on your back...
Nicole
I'm just a nigga that followed you to the coat rack

Bridge

Chorus

Come on let me kick a little game with you
Baby baby let me kick a little game to you

I was like peace in a groove
On a Sunday afternoon
You were there so was I
In the park 4th of July
I was chillin' with my Kool-Aid
When Miss Chilli came to relay
That you had a thang for me
Finest thang you'd ever seen
I must admit to you
I've heard them lines a time or two
Although for some apparent reason
Monkey lines are now in season
Lights off, lights on
I guess the groove is on so I am

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Diggin' the scene
Diggin' on you
Diggin' on me
Baby bay-ooo-baby baby
It's on like that
It's on like that
I gotta be in love or somethin' like that

I was like deep in a cool
What'nt gone be nobody's fool
Could not care less who was there
Could've been like anywhere
I was chillin' with my Kool-Aid
Did not want to par-ti-ci-pate
In no silly conversations
Had no time for new relation-ships
I must admit to you
When I heard the lines you threw
Although it usually turns me off
But this time you have turned me on
Lights off, Lights on
I guess the groove is on and I am

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Oh why do I feel the way I do
When all I can think about is you
What was it in a line
That made me fall for you
Do you know
Why I'm diggin' diggin' diggin' diggin' on you

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Diggin' on you
It's on like that
Diggin' diggin' diggin' diggin' on you

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I thought that I knew about 'em
Thought that they would never do me wrong
Well well the smile in your face
When all the time they wanna take your place
Them backstabbers
Same old scene that
You've seen for so long
Always want to be around you
But as jealous as they come
Well don't want you to win that race
'Cause if you do it's gonna lessen their space
That's when I decide to say

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Goodbye, goodbye
To all the fake people in my life
I never wanted you around me
So be on your way now
You better think twice
Before you let people in your life
Because when you put down
No one is around you
You got a case of the fake people
A case of the fake people

I thought that I new about 'em
The only ones that really care for me
Oh yeah
But they shouldn't be that way
Only down for as long as
You can give security
Same old scene that you've seen for so long
Always want to be around you
But as jealous as they come well
Don't want you to win that race
'Cause if you do it's gonna lessen their space
That's when I decide to say

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Yo, ha-ha
I wanna talk to the fellas for a minute
I want y'all to know
The flyest kinda ho
To get wit'
In '94, or period

She's CrazySexyCool
I'ma let y'all know what that be
Ha, she's kinda like me
Wouldn't y'all like a girl
Who has a nice sense of humor
That can kick it, make you laugh
Then on the other side
In the bedroom
Whip that thang on
Ya know what I'm sayin'
But uh, when it's time to kick it, with the fellas
She can roll, get her stroll on
Ya know what I mean
Yeah
So that be like me
And Chilli, and Left Eye right
Yeah, CrazySexyCool
I get dat
Y'all share too
Ha ha

Take a good look at it
Look at it now
Might be the last time you'll
Have a go round
I'll let you touch it if you'd
Like to go down
I'll let you go further
If you take the southern route
Don't go too fast
Don't go too slow
You've got to let your body flow
I like 'em attentive
And I like 'em in control

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Baby it's yours
All yours
If you want it tonight
I'll give you the red light special
All through the night
Baby it's yours
All yours
If you want it tonight
Just come through my door
Take off my clothes
And turn on the red light

I know that you want me I can
See it in your eyes
You might as well be honest 'cause the
Body never lies
Tell me your secrets and I'll
I'll tell you mine
I'm feelin' quite sexy
And I want you for tonight
If I move too fast just let me know
'Cause it means you move too slow
I like some excitement
And I like a man that goes

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If you want me
Let me know it
I'll make time but
You've got to show it
If you need me
I want to see
But don't mistake me
I don't want you down on your knees
I need someone a real man
I need someone who understands
I'm a woman a real woman
I know just what I want
I know just who I am

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A lonely mother gazing out of her window
Staring at a son that she just can't touch
If at any time he's in a jam
She'll be by his side
But he doesn't realize he hurts her so much
But all the praying just ain't helping
At all 'cause he can't seem to keep
His self out of trouble
So he goes out and he makes his money
The best way he knows how
Another body laying cold in the gutter
Listen to me

Chorus:
Don't go chasing waterfalls
Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that
You're used to
I know that you're gonna have it your way
Or nothing at all
But I think you're moving too fast

Little precious has a natural obsession
For temptation but he just can't see
She gives him loving that his body can't handle
But all he can say is baby it's good to me
One day he goes and takes a glimpse
In the mirror
But he doesn't recognize his own face
His health is fading and he doesn't know why
3 letters took him to his final resting place
Y'all don't hear me

Chorus

I seen a rainbow yesterday
But too many storms have come and gone
Leavin' a trace of not one God-given ray
Is it because my life is ten shades of grey
I pray all ten fade away
Seldom praise Him for the sunny days

And like His promise is true
Only my faith can undo
The many chances I blew
To bring my life to anew
Clear blue and unconditional skies
Have dried the tears from my eyes
No more lonely cries
My only bleedin' hope
Is for the folk who can't cope
Wit such an endurin' pain
That it keeps 'em in the pourin' rain
Who's to blame
For tootin' caine in your own vein
What a shame
You shoot and aim for someone else's brain
You claim the insane
And name this day and time
For fallin' prey to crime
I say the system got you victim to your own mind

Dreams are hopeless aspirations
In hopes of comin' true
Believe in yourself
The rest is up to me and you

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Thanks to Troels Nielsen for submitting the lyrics

Crazy Sexy Cool
Crazy (crazy) Sexy (sexy) Cool (cool)
Crazy (crazy) Sexy (sexy) Cool (cool)
Crazy (crazy) Sexy (sexy) Cool (cool)
Crazy (crazy) Sexy (sexy) Cool (cool)
Crazy (crazy) Sexy (sexy) Cool (cool).......

You sweet young thang you
Whatever you do Lord knows you do it nice and easy
You keep it nice and long
You sexy thang you
Whatever it is you want from me you know I'll satisfy
Just keep the love at home
You give me pleasure
Unlike any pleasure that I've felt or ever seen
I can't get enough of you in me
You know I treasure
Each and every waking moment that you spend with me
I'm in ecstasy

Chorus:
Let's do it again
'Cause I love to make sweet love to you baby
Let's do it again
I wanna go all night long

You precious thang you
I love what you do when you do
And you do it oh so special
I don't see nothin' wrong
With nothing 'bout you
Whatever it is that makes you feel so very special
A baby please please keep it on
I so desire
Everything about you and I want you close to me
As close as close could ever be
Come light the fire
That waits for you and yearns for you that burns inside of me
Take me to ecstasy

Chorus

Don't stop please don't stop please please don't stop it
(don't you don't you don't you don't you stop it)
Don't stop please don't stop please please don't stop it
(don't you don't you )
Just do it do it do it do it
Ooh ahh ooh ahh

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Shoo doop doo

If I was your girlfriend
Would you remember to tell me
All the things you forgot
If I was your man, if I was you man
If I was your best friend
Would you let me take care of you
And do all the things only your best friend can
Only your best friends can

Chorus:
If I was your girlfriend

If I was your girlfriend
Would you let me dress you
I mean help you pick out your clothes
Before we go out
Not that you're helpless but sometimes,
Sometimes those are the things
That being in love's about
If I was you one and only friend
Would you run to me if somebody hurt you
Even if that somebody was me
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
Please

Chorus

If I was your girlfriend
I know I could treat you right
I could see what you see
And hear what you hear
And most of all
I'd feel what you feel

Oh make me wanna say
Shoo doop doo
If I was your girlfriend

Thanks to Troels Nielsen for submitting the lyrics

Dialing....

Ringing...

Hello

What you doin'?

Hold on let me turn down the music I can't hear you.

Who dis?

What you doin'?

Come on man, who's this?

What you got on?

Ha-ha, come on stop playin'.

I ain't got on shit.

Word, I have on a string, I gotta get back to work man

If you ain't gonna tell me your name

Tell me....ya know come on, what's up, what's your name?

I can't tell you my name, that's not important.

You know what?

What?

I want you to stop working.

Word.

Yeah...

What you wanna do?

I want you to......help me.

Alright, what you want me to do

I want you to.....mmmmmm......I want you to

Pass me some tissue........

So I can wipe my ass!!

Ha ha ha!

Flush......

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Let's take our time baby
Love lasts forever
Over and over
We'll love together

Come here next to me
And let me make you high
No mistakes we will make
A long time we will love

Chorus

Kiss me hold me tight
And let's get wet tonight
Happiness is pleasing you
So let me make you cry

Chorus

Slowly deep inside me
Hold me and kiss my body
Only you can make me
Oh so easy

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Ah
Oooh yes
Busta Rhymes in the place ya'll
Let me tell ya a little something.....
Yeah, alright Busta
1995, this year I want
One of them Crazy, Sexy-Cool women
Ya know what I'm sayin'
Word up
One of them real crazy, just sexy
Just cool women
Ya know what I mean baby, baby, baby, baby
Check me out

Ya know
I want one of them crazy women
That just, be ready to rip somebody's
Face off for her man
Ya know what I mean
Word up
One of them crazy women that'll come
Down to the spot where all the niggas is at
Represent, 'cuz she know her man ain't doin' right
Ha ha ha....
Word up
Ya know but at the same time she gotta be
Like, real sexy like
So when she come out she ain't like
Mispresentin' herself
She lettin' it be known that she's official
Ya know what I mean
But at the same time like
With all that crazyness and that sexyness
She gotta come wit dat oh........
Oooh, dat oh cool shizimisms
Word to God, she gotta be cool
So that she ain't blowin off the lid
In front of my men's like, ya know what I'm sayin'
Come around she can get down with the crew
Let the crew know she representin' that she ain't havin' it
But you know like, you know, she gotta represent
To get the job handled, take care of that business
Ya know like, I want one of them girls like
Ya know like T-Boz, Left Eye, Chilli
Crazy ass, sexy-cool women
Yeah, that's how we gettin' down, see
Ha! Busta Rhymes
I need one of them crazysexy women brother
Lord yes you need one!
Word up!
Can I get an amen
Give me one of them crazysexy women
Why can't I get a witness........

Switch switch switch switch

I ain't one to be questioned
About who and where I've been
I ain't one to be questioned
About what time I came in
Tryna squeeze, baby please
Hit the road and don't come back
'Cause I can't trust a relationship
Wit no trust and that's a fact

Chorus:
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
If they act up just leave 'em alone
Switch
Don't take no mess from nobody
Switch
When ya' done wit 'em you can send 'em home

I won't answer to no one
Until I feel I'm ready to
I'm gonna have my fun
Doin' the things I like to do
See I need space get off my case
Stop breathin' down my back
Cause we ain't gotta relationship
If that's how you have to act

Commitment true devotion
Right now is not the way
For you to come at me
When I need it
I'm sure you'll be the first to know
But for now, in my plans, no demands
I'm gonna have to make a switch

Switch
Throw his behind in a ditch
While my definition states as it relates
To us mates, one eliminates
Solely contemplates n' de associates
Like my new drink was V-8's
Just as quick as I get in it
I'll drop 'em in a minute
Like the dollaz
In my pocket, Speedy Gonzalez
Couldn't stop the way I spin it
I'm known for breakin' every speed limit
This switch could be infinite
I said L to da E to da F to the T to da E to the Y
Because I'm so fly
Bring it back to the E so come and see me
At the hotel motel Holiday Inn
I said if your man starts actin' up
Switch and take his friend

Erase replace embrace new face come on
Erase replace embrace new face

Chorus

Remember back in da time
When da only sign we had was picket
But now in '94 it be
This way somethin' come wicked
Gangs killin' others fo colors
Thangs that we wear fo fashion
Other brothers take it fo a reason
To be blastin' what da kcuf is goin' on
Not soft like buttercups but
Had enough of singin' dat same song
See I stayed across da street from da projects
Took out yo momma trash and groceries
To her trunk to keep my pockets
Fat like cellulite only been to jail one week
Fo some shullbit and I pray to God I won't repeat
I shoulda pulled it when I had da chance to
No I shouldna did dat 'cause if I did dat
Yall would not hear dat fat shit
Dat keeps you on yo tippy-
Toes like dat sellout not callin' no names
But really who's bad
I go through obstacles like a whole box
Of condoms you can't forget
Where you come from

Take a good look in the mirror and tell
Me do you like what you see
Masters of deception corruption and evil
But your always quick to point the finger
At me
Won't somebody tell me

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I just don't understand
The ways of the world today
Sometimes I feel like there's nothing
To live for
So I'm longing for the days of yesterday

What gave you the right to misjudge me
And write me off on the wall
Acting as if you understand me
In reality you just don't know me at all
Sometimes I can't help but wonder
If this was how it's meant to be
But if you search deep enough in your soul
You'll always find a slight reminder of me
Won't somebody tell me

Chorus

A-yo
If we could all agree to lettin'
Our souls become free of that sweet
Bitterness then whose chest would
Have the most seeds
I keep misfocusin' my needs
And this stress on my back
With them caps they be blastin'
Into my knapsack
Ain't no accidental deathtraps
My mishap is the fact that
I'm destined to snap
It's when I feel as though my body's
Able to go my mind is ready to flow
Did you know first you catch
And then I throw
It's my own sense of time
If I'm late it's 'cause I'm endin' my day
Just when the sun shines
And still gently advising the arisin'
Of the moon as it rolls around
Into my soundproof dimension

Chorus