Well i can hear him snoring over the phone
Leaves boring messages on my machines
He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home
He don't go mano thinks that it's obscene
You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
You wanna get hot go turn on the heater
Let's go 6-5-0
Hey hey baby you're a zero
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
You're always drinkin beer-o
You look just like a gyro
You're a zero baby you're a zero
He wants to check it check it out with me
He's never even been to Valley Faire
Sorry baby cause i'm too busy
His mom writes his name on his underwear
You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
You wanna get hot go turn on a heater
Let's go 6-5-0
Hey hey baby you're a zero
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero
You're always drinkin beer-o
You look just like Bob Deniro
Yeah yeah baby you're a zero
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