You eat all your greens And use facial creams The TV had shown But your pants rely on An elastic tie That you (had to loan?) And one day you'll deserve your cream You fauxed it away like a beauty queen You can't leave and you can't grieve All you've seen You eat pumpkin seeds While your boyfriend reads Pamphlet (...) But you always frown Cus his tuna's brown With shapes in between And one day you'll deserve your jeans You fauxed it away like a beauty queen You can't leave and you can't grieve All you've seen