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Steve Martin
Steve Martin


Background information
Birth name Stephen Glenn Martin
Born August 14, 1945
Born place Waco, Texas, United States
Genre(s) Bluegrass
Comedy
Instrumental
Years active 1967—present
Label(s) Rounder Records
Website Website



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Steve Martin Album


with The Steep Canyon Rangers
Rare Bird Alert (03/15/2011)
03/15/2011
1.
Rare Bird Alert
2.
Yellow-Backed Fly
3.
Best Love
4.
Northern Island
5.
Go Away, Stop, Turn Around, Come Back
6.
Jubilation Day
7.
More Bad Weather On The Way
8.
You
9.
The Great Remember For Nancy
10.
Women Like To Slow Dance
11.
Hide Behind A Rock
12.
13.
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Rare Bird Alert

[No lyrics]

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Yellow-Backed Fly

[No lyrics]

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Best Love

[No lyrics]

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Northern Island

[No lyrics]

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Go Away, Stop, Turn Around, Come Back

[No lyrics]

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Jubilation Day

[No lyrics]

. . .

More Bad Weather On The Way

[No lyrics]

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You

[No lyrics]

. . .

The Great Remember For Nancy

[No lyrics]

. . .

Women Like To Slow Dance

[No lyrics]

. . .

Hide Behind A Rock

[No lyrics]

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Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila's for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune,
Born agains sing He is risen,
But no one ever wrote a tune,
For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,
There's no good news,
They'll never sing a song of faith.

For atheists,
They have a rule,
The "he" is always lowercase.
The "he" is always lowercase.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata,
Lutherans get Christmas trees,
Atheist songs add up to nada,
But they do have Sundays free.

Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven,
Coptics have the books of scrolls,
Numerologists can count to seven,
Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists,
There's no good news,
They'll never sing a song of Faith.

In their songs,
They have a rule,
The "he" is always lowercase.
The "he" is always lowercase.

Catholics dress up for Mass,
And listen to, Gregorian chants.

Atheists just take a pass,
Watch football in their underpants.
Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,
Don't have no songs!

. . .


You know, one of the greatest art exhibits ever to tour the United
States is the treasures of Tutankamen or King Tut!
(King Tut)
(King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He'd never thought he'd see,
(King Tut)
People stand in line,
To see the boy king.
(King Tut)
How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut)
They said you do the monkey.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
(King Tut)
Now if I'd known,
They'd line up just to see him,
(King Tut)
I'd've taken all my money,
And bought me a museum.
(King Tut)
Buried with a donkey,
(Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honkey.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
Dancing by the Nile,
(Disco dancing)
The ladies love his style.
(Fox Tut)
Rockin' for a mile,
(Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
(King Tut)
(Tut, tut. Tut, tut . . .)
Golden idols!
He's an Egyptian!
They're selling you.
(King Tut)
Now when I die,
Now don't think I'm a nut.
(King Tut)
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like old King Tut.
(King Tut)
He could'a won a Grammy,
(King Tut)
Buried in his 'jamies.
(Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona)
He's got a condo made of stone-a. . .
(King Tut)

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