Welshman : "Apperently they were travelling abroad and they picked up some hitchhikers"
Surgeon : "Drill"
Man : "Oh Good!"
Wife : "Wake up you're dreaming"
Man : "What?"
Wife : "You're dreaming"
Man : "We were moving away from the border"
Wife : "Huh? What border? Go back to sleep"
Hells Angel: "Have a nice day"
Wife : "Huh"
Hells Angel: "Have a nice day"
We were moving away from the border
Looking for somewhere to sleep
The two of us sharing the driving
Two hitchhikers slumped in the back seat
Hitchhiker : "Hello"
I sneaked a quick look in the mirror
She gave me a smile
I said, "Is anyone hungry?
Should we stop for a while?"
So we pulled off into a layby
Her dress blew up over her head
I said, "Would you like to come with me?"
She said something foreign under her breath
And the sun shone down on her lovely young limbs
I thought to myself she's much too good for him
I lay down beside her with tears in my eyes
She said
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