Went to a fortune teller To have my fortune read I didnt know what to tell her I had a dizzy feeling in my head She took a look of my palm She said son you feel kind of warm She looked into a crystal ball She said youre in love I said how could that be so Im not friendly with the girls I know She said when the next one arrives You gotta look into her eyes I left there in a hurry Looking forward to my big surprise The next day I discovered That the fortune teller told me lies I hurried back down to that woman As mad as I could be I said I didnt see nobody Why'd she made a fool of me Then something struck me As if it came from up above While looking at the fortune teller I fell in love Now Im a happy fella I'm married to the fortune teller I'm as happy as we can be Now I get my fortunes told for free