Martian men are coming to earth
They're abducting all of the jerks
Martian men are coming to earth
Martian men don't take me!
Pods are landing from outer space
Pods are duplicating my face
Pods are landing from outer space
Pods please leave me alone!
I don't know what conventions you go to
I don't know what movies you've seen
I don't wanna hear explanations for unexplainable things
It's not that I don't believe in aliens
It's just that I really don't care
I wouldn't mind some interplanetary friends
Until they come I'll hang in my own hemisphere
Holy ghost is coming to earth
Saving souls of all of the jerks
The holy ghost is coming to earth
Saviour man don't take me!
The number one son is flipping the tab
Paying for sins and fun we all had
The number one son is flipping the bill
Let me chip in for the tip
I don't understand why you beg for forgiveness
Just before you do it again
Is it more altruistic to worship
Or actually help fellow man?
It's not that I don't believe in Jesus Christ
It's just that I care about other things
Oh we could certainly use some miracles
Until then I'll put my faith in human beings
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