Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room
Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair
Beware of dreams come true
It means you have to share a room
But tell'em I'll be there
It's Saturday night
They said we're one big family
But I'm just duckin' tangerines
And looking for my gun
It's Saturday night
There's lots of hate and jealous fear
And there's no favored nations here
Now where's my elf ears gone
It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room
Watching the fight in the men's ensemble lair
You may escape the cage
But then you have to share a stage
And tell'em I'll be there
It's Saturday night
The wind blasts and the water flows
As the winter closes
At dawn of newborn spring
As each festering light explodes
There's a thorn that grows
In the sun so sweltering
This manifest bore
A blistering sore
Long splintering war-torn country massacre
Of blood and blue brains
Please let the rain break and wash them away
It's Saturday night And now back to our new high school
And they got me wrong
Yeah they got me wrong again
And although you're all talentless fools
Can't we get along
Can't we get along my friends
I got to be free
I got to for me
And if you can't see well that's enough
That's all that I need
To see you're all insecure
Pedicured fuckers
It's Saturday night
And now's the time to vindicate
Tomorrow's just a matinee
And then we settle scores
It's Saturday night
Another week and then I'm done
Just one more piece of chewing gum
And I don't care no more
It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room
Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair
You may escape the crypt
But keep your distance from all scripts
Because before you're even aware
You'll be there
It's Saturday night
Saturday night in the men's ensemble dressing room
Starting a fight in the men's ensemble lair
It's Saturday night
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