Limp Bizkit Album

This is not a test
This is reality
We're all lying
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Limp Bizkit is in the house
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Who's in the house?
Limp Bizkit is in the house
Bring it on

get up
get up
like this
just like this
do you feel it
get up
just like this
do you wanna catch the vibe
that's keeping me alive?
I'm following these phat ass beats until i die
fill'em with tension
the same demension
I rumble the earth with my lowered suspension
just watch the ground move
let the sound prove
that it ain't fake when the girls get naked
don't call it a comeback
we bring that beat back
and we made sure that John kept them beats phat
a lyrical rampage
burning your headset
open your mind
my rhymes ain't dead yet
I want you to stand up
put them hands up
I'll break it on down
cause you pumpin my band up
like this
just like this
come on
get up
{chorus}
music is key
its the way we're set free
from all this world is throwin at me
the rythems so insane
flowin' your vein
triggerin that neck poppin nerve up in the brain
I don't even know ya
I came to show ya
the bizkit's limp when the night is over
we shake the whole place
makin this earthquake
and it ain't fake when we start the riots
so rock the bells
psycho females
doin time
blownin up the phone line
call it a stampede
comin to yo town
we ain't gonna hold back
we're comin to get down
i want you to stand up
and put them hands up
and bring it on down cause your keepin my band down
like this
just like this
{chorus}
music is key
its the way we're set free
from all this world is throwin at me
and I'll do what it takes
if i make some mistakes
its ok
cause its all
just the way it should be
just like this
yo bring that back
{Chorus}
music is key
its the way we're set free
from all this world is throwin at me
and I'll do what it takes
if i make some mistakes
its ok
cause its all

I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to play
No she stuck with my homeez that she fucked
And I'm just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
Should I be feelin' bad? No
Should I be feelin good? No
Its kinda sad I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
Fucked up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny

[Chorus]
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long, huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one underneath the sun who didn't get it
I cant believe that I can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had hidden agenda
She put my tender heart in a blender
And still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump

[chorus]

I'm only human
Its so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you to let it go
But its easier said then done
I appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
Leave me alone
Just leave me alone!!
Just leave me alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always be the same

[Chorus]

Its just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sux
You don't really know why
But want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
It's just one of those days!!

[chorus]
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit
Lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin with a fat lip
Its all about the he says she says bullshit
I think you better quit talkin that shit
(Punk, so come and get it)
Its just one of those days
Feelin' like a freight train
First one to complain
Leaves with a blood stain
Damn right I'm a maniac
You better watch your back
Cuz I'm fuckin' up your program
And if your stuck up
You just lucked up
Next in line to get fucked up
Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker
Its just one of those days!!

[chorus]

I feel like shit
My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous
We've all felt like shit
And been treated like shit
All those motherfuckers that want to step up
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight...
I hope you know I pack a chain saw
I'll skin your ass raw
And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break your fuckin' face tonight!!
Give me somethin' to break
How bout your fuckin' face
I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...

[chorus]

Just think about it
Lately I've been skeptical
Silent when I would used to speak
Distant from all around me
who witness me fail and become weak
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
id love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down

[Pre chorus]
but you don't understand when I'm attempting to explain
because you know it all and I guess things will never change
but you might need my hand when falling in your whole
Your disposition ill remember when im letting go of...

[chorus]
you and me we're through and rearranged
It seems that your not satisfied
there's too much on your mind
So you leave and I cant believe all the bullshit that I find
Life is overwhelming
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
I'd love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down

[pre chorus]

[chorus]

.. you're no good for me
Thank God its over
You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin'
You make believe life is so long until you're dyin'
You make believe that nothing is wrong until you're cryin', cryin' on me
You make believe that life is so long until you're dyin', dyin' on me!!
you think everybody is the same
I don't think that anybody is like you
You ruin everything and you kept fuckin' with me until its over

I aint no joke
So you should get yourself a pen
And write yourself a little note so you don't forget again
When it comes to cash
I've been gettin' smoked
Lendin' out my money now im broke
Somebody's gettin' choked
Cuz now its time to pay the piper
Bums are the type of shit that are in a diaper
Don't make me have to call a sniper
And wipe your brains off my windshield you dirty bug
As soon as I get paid they come in masses
There's someone givin' classes on kissin' peoples asses
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
Don't even come around here askin' where my cash is!!

[chorus]
Me, I'm broke
Me, I'm broke
I aint no joke
I'll say it once again
If I get provoked there'll be knuckles on your chin
Some people never learn
Borrowin from me you might regret it
For one I aint no bank and you got shitty credit!!
As soon as I get paid they're comin' out the woodwork
Take your ass and get a job like you should jerk
Unless you're livin' where the trash is
But your not so find another spot where the cash is

[chorus]

..Gimme back my money you bum..
You said you'd pay me back
I'm broke and for that you deserve a smackin' for slackin'
Now people say I'm a slacker
If IM a slacker then its through the eyes of the ones that are blind!!
Me, I'm broke
Poor old me
I'm broke

I'm convinced that you hate me
You like to see me cry
Its already a proven fact
And you wait and wait on me to die
Its all scary
I find it hard to confide
I want you to see it my way
You give
I take
You say
You want to be away from me

[Chorus]
You make me
I've got a reason and I want to know
You take me down I've got a reason and I want to know
I'm convinced that you fucked me And your good
You're thin But I wont let her go
I've got my reasons
And I'm not even Away from you
Its time for me to be forgiven
I give my life to you
I lay my life on the line for you

[Chorus]

I got no reason
I got no reason
I got no reason
I got no reason

[Chorus]

Everyday is nothing but stress to me
Constantly dwellin on how you got the best of me
Wanna know somethin
I cant believe the way you keep testin me
and mentally molestin me
But would you think any less of me
if I said that i'd be there
would you think any less of me
if I said I really cared
of course you would
cause you
only want what you cant have
as for me
I'm stuck with my dick in my hand

[chorus]
because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all
Maybe there's more to life then it seems
I'm constantly runnin from reality chasin' dreams
Wanna know somethin' I cant believe?
just how much misery
comes with humility
Do you think any less of me
now that I'm gone?
look at me now
everything is gone
I cant seem to do anything right,
but I've figured out why you don't let me inside

[chorus]

because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all
You need nothin'
from me now
So you think
I'm useless to you now
but I
need
one thing from you now
I
insist
that you
feel me now!!
you said you needed me
You said
You said

[chorus]

because you don't feel nothing at all!!
you don't feel nothing at all

Fame you're claimin' is the top of the world.
This stage I'm claimin' is the top of the world.
Love I'm feelin when you people connect
and if you're out in the crowd you're gettin' more than respect.
If you're wondering
I got plenty of flows.
I'm makin' plenty of friends
and many are foes,
but as the audience grows
security knows
stoppin' me now is kinda serious.
No use in dreadin'
what they call Armageddon.
I think we made it through the slump.
But who really cares where we're headin'
cuz now you mutherfuckers got a reason to jump!!

[chorus]
so lets make somethin' out of it.
This way we can all relate.
Worldwide we collide.
This is how we communicate.
So lets make somethin' out of it.
Whoever thought we would see the day.
I cant believe we did it.
So lets drift away.
Hate,
a feelin' I don't really get.
And hate can get you in some serious shit.
Time is somethin'
that may change me,
but I cant time so fuck it.
ive been stumblin'
through these thoughts
and I thought the fact that I could be delirious.
but as the audience grows
security knows
stoppin me now is kinda serious
No use in dreadin'
what they call Armageddon.
I think we made it through the slump.
But who really cares where we're headin'
cuz now you motherfuckers got a reason to jump!!

[chorus]

so lets make somethin' out of it.
This way we can all relate.
Worldwide we collide.
This is how we communicate.
So lets make somethin' out of it.
Whoever thought we would see the day.
I cant believe we did it.
So lets drift away.
We see good things change
and good things go away.
We see good things waste
and we taste the pain.
What we need is
a place to escape from today.
Right?
what we need is
a place to escape from today!!
right?!...
Bring it on..
you wanna be down with the G shock!!
fuck the glam rock!!
assed out like ken shamrock
MC's detest me,
wanna chest to chest me,
but I aint all about that.
You gotta be down with the G shock!!
fuck the glam rock!!
assed out like ken shamrock!!
MC's detest me,
wanna chest to chest me,
but you don't want none of that
where we at?!
Don't stop!! its 9 teen 90 nine!! [2x]

[Fred:] Who can be the boss?
Look up to the cross
Stranded in the land of the lost
Standin up, I'm sideways
I'm blazin' up the path
Runnin on the highways of rap
Choked up by the smoke and the charcoal
Lava stamps and brands me like a barcode
I'm Dashin all the meteor strikes
Keep the media dykes
As re-enforcements for the fight
And that alone with keep John Ghotti on the phone
Tangled in his own I got the bees on the track
Where the fuck you at?
[Method Man] Tical
Let me hear you pigeons run your mouth now
[Method Man] Shut the fuck up!
I'm pluggin in them social skills
That keep my total bills over a million
The last time I checked it
Thank God I'm blessed with the mind that I wreck it
Wait until the second round, I'll knock him out

[Method Man:] They call me big John stud
My middle name mud
Dirty water flow
Too much for you thugs
That can't stand the flood
What up doc?
Hold big gun like Elmer Fudd
The sure shot
Mr. Meth I'm unplugged
Learn
Temperature's too hot for sunblock
Burn
Playin with minds can get you state time
Lock behind twelve bars from a great mind
Killa bees in the club when there's ladybug
Brought a sword to tha dance floor to cut a rug
Love is love all day 'til they both slug
And take another life in cold blood
Can't feel me?
Cause it's your blood
Murder is tremendous
Crime is endless
Same shit different day
Father forgive us
They know not what they do
Our praises do
I'm big like easy, ya bigbamboo

[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?
Shut the fuck up!
Come on a little louder
Shut the fuck up!
Everybody N 2 Gether now
Shut the fuck up!
What? What?

[Method Man:] Headstrong, deadcon, dead by dawn
Deadweight they dead wrong
Let's get it on
Twelve rounds of throwdown
Who hold crown?
Protect land with both pound
Limp Bizkit
Get around like merry-go
What's the scenario?
Comin' through your stereo
Why risk it
Lifestyles of the prolific and gifted
Eight essential vitamins and minerals
Delicious
Word on the street is
They bit my thesis
Knocked out their front teethes
Tryin to taste mine
Actin like they heard through the grapevine
Dope fiendin for the baseline
To provide rhyme
Pharmaceuticals
Hard as nails to the cubicle
Where you find that monster
She beautiful
Wu-Tang and Limp Bizkit
Roll on the check
Kick a hole in the speaker
Pull the plug and inject

[Fred:] Mic check
So what's it all about?
Where we gonna run?
Maybe we can meet up on the sun
Discretion is advised
For the blood of virgin eyes
Limpin on the track with Method
So get the sunblock
You get your one shot
Until you dissolve
I revolve around everything you got
From outta nowhere prepare
You'll be blinded by the glare
I told you not to stare
Now you're turned into stone
Without a microphone
But don't you forget you're in the zone
[Method Man] So shut the fuck up!
And take that shit back
Cause all your shit's whack
[Method Man] Doodoo is doodoo
When it's way down like that
Burnin up your brain like a piston
So all those who didn't listen
Never even knew what they were missin
And never even knew that the sky was fallin down
Wu-Tang Clan for the crown

[Method Man:] What's that, I didn't hear you?
Shut the fuck up!
Come on a little louder
Shut the fuck up!
Everybody N2 Gether now
Shut the fuck up!
What? What?

[Method Man:] It was over your head all day every day
S-I-N-Y
1-0-3-0-4
Wu-Tang, Killa Bees, and the Limp
B-I-Z-K-I-T
Gotta know the time
Gotta know to rhyme
It ain't easy bein greezy
In a world of cleanliness and you know all that other madness
We gone
Peace

Limp Bizkit, Method Man, rock the house y'all, bring it on

Hey wait up, where you guys going? You're not recording are you? I'm all alone
I can't do this
Feel it
You guys feel it out there?
Check your head if you feel it
Hey, hey, hey
Every day is brigther than the next day, at least that's what you think


[thanks to [email protected] for correcting these lyrics]

1..2...
1..2..
1..2...what the fuck you gonna do?
You know I see right through you
you act like you don't know me.
You lie, you cheat.
You steal, you lose!!
wouldn't wanna be in your shoes.
Always lookin' over your shoulder
for the ones you stick,
you sick little prick.
it looks like your times runnin' out.
I'm creapin' up your back
so whatcha you all about?
{chorus}
I'm too fuckin' good,
and fuckin' proud!!
I'm gonna show you how
bad it hurts
to be a clown!!
You're the kind of guy with two faces.
Just another life that's wasted.
Here's a little fact,
you do me like that.
End up in the back
of my trunk in a sack!!
you'd better keep your hands off
what's mine
and anybody else's.
When you're selfish
your wealth is
all you crave from the cradle to the grave!!
{chorus}
I'm too fuckin' good,
and fuckin' proud!!
I'm gonna show you how
bad it hurts
to be a clown!!
I'm too fuckin' good,
and fuckin' proud!!
I'm gonna show you how
bad it hurts
to be a clown!!
I got a little bitty question...
just what the fuck are you thinkin'?.
You think you're all that and then some?.
well you're not.
I think you're dum ditty dum!!
I take it back
those thoughts are kinda whack.
Don't really need that kind of karma on the track.
Maybe freddy krueger
will step into your dream
and burn you like a demon
and leave your ass screamin'.
To be exact I wanted to react.
Mission of attack.
Your head was gettin' cracked!!
but you're a human bein'
that's lucky to be breathin'
and that's that!!...
that's that!!...
I don't trust nodboy
and nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
and that's the way its gonna be!!....
I don't trust nobody
cause nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
and that's the way its gonna be!!....
I don't trust nobody
cause nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
and that's the way its gonna be!!....
I don't trust nobody
cause nobody trust me.
Never gonna trust anybody
and that's the way its gonna be!!....
{chorus}
I'm too fuckin' good,
and fuckin' proud!!
I'm gonna show you how
bad it hurts
to be a clown!!
I'm too fuckin' good,
and fuckin' proud!!
I'm gonna show you how
bad it hurts

Went too fast
way too soon.
I feel disgusted and you should to.
Its no good when all that's left is the sex.
The sex.

[Pre chorus]
sex has become all I know about you.
Memories of those filthy things we do.
There's not one single thought that is left
after sex with you

[chorus]
should've left my pants on this time,
but instead you had to let me dive right in.
should've left my pants on this time.
You let me dive right, you let me dive right in...
wait...
its my ass,
your perfume
that make my temptation hard to refuse.
So I guess
we undressed to have sex...
dirty sex.

[Pre chorus]

sex has become all I know about you.
Memories of those filthy things we do.
There's not one single thought that is left
after sex with you

[chorus]

should've left my pants on this time,
but instead you had to let me dive right in.
should've left my pants on this time.
You let me dive right, you let me dive right in...
How could you respect yourself?
you couldn't respect yourself cuz
I didn't respect myself.
I couldn't infect myself with....
realize that I'm worth more than that
realize that I'm worth more than that
realize that I'm worth more than that
realize that I mean more than that!!

[chorus]

should've left my pants on this time,
but instead you had to let me dive right in.
should've left my pants on this time.
You let me dive right, you let me dive right in...

keepin it real
world wide baby
limp bizkits in the house
so bring it on
i'd like to dedicate this song to you
for makin my dreams come true
for the millinum
are you ready?
then get the fuck up
Where you at Jacksonville,
Rochester., Louisville,
Columbia, Hartford,
Milwaukee, and Lewiston Maine?
where you at Providence, Nashville,
Memphis, Lauderdale,
Portland, Orlando, Chicago, and Frisco?
I left my heart in Austin with Mary Campbell.
Got lost in Boston lookin' for the tea party.
Met a child molester in Worchester
Need a Kleenex every time I'm leavin' Phoenix.
I get silly when I play in Philly.
Limp Bizkit committee down in Kansas City.
Never know what I'm in for when I'm play in Denver.
Hard rock don't stop down in Vegas.
In Cincinnati the girls call me daddy
and I probably aint leavin' the next time I'm in Cleveland.
Found my lucky coin in Des Moine
and spit on a boy named Tina in Pasadena.
We get the swing from new Orleans.
Ft Worth and Dallas we toast when we're tippin' up the challis.
Tulsa, St. Louis, Sacto, Mesa, Norfolk, Lawrence, Minneapolis,
St. Paul, North Hampton, Detroit, Omaha, New York, LA,
what can i say, i cant name'm all.
so somebody,
anybody,
everybody
get the fuck up!!
show me what you got
Whooo ha
Show me what you got
hey ladies
whos hot whos not
who? who?
whos hot whos not
i can't help but believe in these friends
these bands
these stories
and the places that i've been
I thank God, mom & dad,
Adrian,for the love I feel inside,
Jordan, my phat ass band,
with out'em I'd be nothin' but a pumpkin shoved inside a can.
with out the fans there wouldn't be no show
and if that was really so than life would really blow.
To the firm, you always got my back.
Korn for the love and the swappin' of the tracks.
My brother Cory d,
my man terry date, we brought it to the plate and you made it sound great.
Scott Weiland the melody man,
if you cant sing it nobody can.
woo tang clan skills from the method.
The worlds best mc kills on this record.
Slim shady crazy ass cracker.
Staind, a brand new drug for your brain.
Les Claypool, for actin' like a fool
and all of the bands for the demos that were kool.
im so grateful for this life of mine.
The ones I didn't thank
I will some other time
now i just want somebody
anybody,
everybody
get the fuck up!!
show me what you got
yeeee ha
Show me what you got
hey ladies
whos hot whos not
who? who?
whos hot whos not
whos...........hot?
i've been around this world and then some.
dum ditty dum kid where you comin' from?
I went from the garage
to steppin' on these stages.
Outrageous rhymes left my mind and soon became contagious.
An mc with bad habits I am.
I see a mic then I grab it,
scary aint it?
comin' raw with no corrections.
savin' all perfection's
for what I do with my erections so dream on!!

This pain
in my stomach
wont go away.
I assume
this is punishment
from all
the mistakes ive made.
In a world where my actions
speak louder than words.
In a world where my actions
speak louder than words
I know more people than ever before.
One lesson ive learned from it all.
Fortune and fame are dissted as your friend
cuz im lonlier now than ive ever been.
cuz this pain in my stomach
won't go away
i assume this is punishment
for the mistakes i have made
in a world where my actions
speak louder than words
in a world where my actions
speak louder than words
I know more people than ever before.
one lesson ive learned from it all.
Fortune and fame are dissted as your friend
cuz im lonlier now than ive ever been.

This, HDFW bass to Chocolate Starfish, read, over

Chocolate Starfish, reading, over

Your mission, universal communication
Was your mission completed?

Affirmative
Permission to terminate

Permission granted

Bring it ooooon

Featuring: Ben Stiller

Jesus, ooooh.
I can put a Z in my name.
I'm bad.
I'm never gonna move out of Jacksonville.
I'm livin' in fucken' Hollywood.
You know this is my first uh rock slash rap album.
So, it's kind of new for me.
The whole pop world.
This is a phat beat, by the way.
And I'm talkin' P.H. phat.
Thank you uh, to uh, DJ Lethal.
For this phat beat.
Did you grow up with DJ Lethal, Fred?
And did you call him DJ Lethal when you were kids?
That's what his momma named him huh?
Oooh, little DJ Lethal.
Can't mess with Limp Bizkit.
Cause we get it on every day and every night.
So, back it up, you know what I'm saying?

[Fred:] You don't like Limp Bizkit?

No no no, I think Limp Bizkit is great man!

[Fred:] What do you like about us?

Um, I like that you're so fucken' out there
with your message. You know, shut the fuck
up man! Watch out mom! Big bad rock star!

[Fred] Are you serious?

Ooh, I can slash your ass with a chainsaw.
No, I'm just saying the message of being able
to slash someones ass, that's a good message
to put out there.
And with a chainsaw, we're gonna get it down raw.
Or whatever, you know what I'm talking about?
You know what I'm talking about right?

[Fred:] So obviously, you really don't, you're
not down with the Bizkit

No no I'm limpin' with the bizkit. I'm totally
limpin' with the bizkit man. I am limpin' with
the bizkit. Totally.

[Fred:] And would you pay, are you gonna pay money
to listen to this record?

This record? Which one, this one, you mean Chocolate
Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water?
So yeah, cut the beat and let's start this shit up, ok?
Come on, shut the fuck up, and start this shit up
It's all crazy thrash, punk, pop, metal to you.
But it's somewhere out there in the...
You know, up there with Rod Stewart and uh...
Rod Stewart, is the Bizkit man.
I mean I'm talkin', when you're limpin' with the Bizkit,
you're talkin' about the major groups in rock 'n roll.
Who else could take rap, hip-hop, thrash punk metal.
Take it, throw it in the can, spin it around
and, come out with something that wasn't fertilizer?
And it was the Bizkit, the Limp Bizkit man.
And when they came on the scene, I don't care what you say
Counterfeit blew the fucken' people down town