 (Sit your wee-wee down
Sit your wee-wee down
Sit your wee-wee down
1-2-3, have a sit down wee!)
I used to think that I was cool
As cool as Henry Winkler
But then my penis started acting
Like a garden sprinkler
My Mum was sympathetic at first
And showed a bit of lenience
Until her bathroom started smelling
Like a public convenience
I'd pissed all over the toilet seat
And all over the mat
When I sprayed a bit on dolly on the spare bog roll
She couldn't handle that
I was suffering from soggy socks
And turn-ups filled with piss
But one day I weed while having a poo
And I thought "It's easy this..."
A sit down wee, a sit down wee
Real men say you should stand up
But I just don't agree
Now my wee is penal, not vaginal
You won't find me at a urinal
A seated leak is my technique
I have a sit down wee
Those who sprinkle when they tinkle
Sit down and have a wee!
Those who dribble after a widdle
Sit down and have a wee!
If you pop your cock between your legs
You'll have no trouble with the dregs
You'll end up doing more number 2's
But that comes with the territory
A sit down wee, a sit down wee
If you want your shoes to remain new
Well, then I decree
If it's good enough for Larry David
Then it's good enough for me!
Sitting down's not just for brown
I'll have a sit down wee
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