Kottonmouth Kings Album

[No lyrics]

Each Now who say Dog Boy only come in a reggae fashion?
Hey Mon' say never judge a book by it's cover, turn the page to discover
You got the reggae on one and the punk rock ragamuffin on the other
Richter!

You know it's time to leave my house, so I slid out the door
Had this hole in my pocket so my sack hits the floor
Now this ain't nothing new I've had these jeans for years
Hopped into my bus and started banging the gears
Took it on the redline then I slapped it in two
Reached in-between my seats and I pulled out another brew
But now I'm 5-0-2, it ain't the route for me
So I grab some chicken littles from KFC

I'ma go to Mickey D's, get a burger with some cheese
Discuss these plans how I'm flippin' these keys
Capishe (?), cuz you don't know
I'll give it to my friend, no, we spilt the door
Back in the bus we puffs, kept rollin'
Scoot, Dog Boy, Daddy X is holdin'
There go the potion, look you're frozen
Damn this bud's good!

Here we go again, bump 2000
Forward the plan, forward, the mission
Here we go again, bump 2000

Bump bump, you know how the sound flows
Bump, bump, yo it's like that you know
Bump bump, Babylon beware
We got one microphone for the world to share

(??) on the ears of America
(??) rock the mic by the lyrical hysteria
(??) few selects infiltrates all areas
(??) upon the mic, released upon America

I got a '85 Caddy with the Clarion Amp
With some 10s in the trunk for punks who wanna bump my shit
Bang, rattle your chest and brain
Frame by frame rearrange your shit
Adjust your amps and your shit might hit
Don't quit to the beat, the bass gets deeper
Listen to the tones as they crush your speakers
With the little bitty thump,

Well yup I'm still drunk with the humps in the trunk
You hear the Kottonmouth Kings yellin' out bump bump
I flew through a yellow, then I ran a red
Grabbed a bev saw a cop, hit the clutch and revved
Knew I had to slow down so I smoked a bowl
Picked up D-Loc and told him start to roll
Freeway was packed so I paid the toll
Four joints later my bus was fishbowled

Here we go again, bump 2000
Forward the plan, forward the mission
Here we go again, bump 2000

Bump bump, you know how the sound flows
Bump, bump, yo it's like that you know
Bump bump, Babylon beware
We got one microphone for the world to share

(??) Jamaica island of the songs
And all you ever hear is the bass and drum
I said the (??)
When the rhythm hit, it become anthem
(??) have no car, we take many car, mon
We drive around (??) ragamuffin
(??) trees at the window, now wicked rhythm
Come along for the ride through Jamaican countryside

When it come to music, lord we love it
Any style we can (??)
Bump 2000, lord here we come again
First time around we rock all across the land

How's that sound with the tick and the bump
I puff the skunk while I'm settin' off alarms
EQ my mid so my highs don't twitch
I drop bombs while your sounds blown to shit,
I like to sip on my binger, ice water rips are cleaner
Push the bud down with my finger, then I snapped a load
The bud i got is meaner, felony no misdemeanor
Got a Beamer same as Zingers, with the system full blown

Daddy X, correct, who'd you expect?
The man slinging necks on the bottle connects
What'd you think X is for ecstasy?
Is that why the fuckers standing next to me?
Or is it because I'm a Kottonmouth King,
With pounds and pounds and pounds of Florida keif
Nah no thing, smoke ring coinsure
You'll never find my bong water dirty like the sewer

Here we go again, bump 2000
Forward the plan, forward, the mission
Here we go again, bump 2000

Bump bump, you know how the sound flows
Bump, bump, yo it's like that you know
Bump bump, Babylon beware

It's time to smoke

Blaze all day, every day
Each way, the right way
My way, greenhay, we high
Been there done that
Big blunts, fat sacks
Hit it fast, make it last
First class, we blaze

Shit's all finger licking good when you rollin' through the hood
Twistin Lincoln logs are hard so we burning up the wood
Cuz I be smokin, drunk, drinking weed and pairing skunk
I like to smoke a bitch and been known to slap a blunt
Make the crowd jump, people say them kids got styles
Renting jewels for your videos you frontin' with that smile
Acting wild but you ain't even skirt in the pit
Talking shit, ain't worth a lick
You wanna bark, then you'll get bit, woof
Blow the roof off like an atom bomb
D-Loc to Johnny Richter's like ping to pong
Ain't nothing wrong, don't fix shit if it ain't broke
We ain't no jokes, you know the kings by the size of our tokes,
Motherfuckers

Blaze all day, every day
Each way, the right way
My way, greenhay, we high
Been there done that
Big blunts, fat sacks
Hit it fast, make it last
First class, we blaze

My voice is swayin, people always ask me what I'm sayin'
Playin' (shottie?) for the women, so I'm smooth operating
Just (plain gamin?), while you smokin on the hay
And for the peeps who are working (??) start your savin'

I keep it clean shaven, around 4 corners
We warned ya, no dank is strong enough to hold us
Like soldiers we fold ya, keep our composure
Roll you in a joint, light you up and smoke ya

Only take so much shwag, made me (??) and gag,
It's time to smoke some (??) so i reached in my bag
Fix my sag as i pulled out my orange zig zags
You know the Kottonmouth Kings, the worlds' greatest tag

Team, we gleam, i spit poisonous juice
Abuse microphones, let my flow run loose
Calling out all troops, puttin' weight up on the table
Bring a scale, round by round, check the soundscan

Damn D-Loc we the cream of the crop,
DJ Bobby B, Daddy X, and Pak, who locks to beats
Sportin' high top docs, slangin' pounds of pot
Take from us, better not

Blaze all day, every day
Each way, the right way
My way, greenhay, we high
Been there done that
Big blunts, fat sacks
Hit it fast, make it last
First class, we blaze

I got a knack for bud smoke chronic (??)
D-Loc's no joke, toke for toke, he'll float your boat
(??) down my throat, took off my coat
Was it wet? It was soaked
Out smoke you? Not really, nope
Sat back and had a coke, relaxed and had a smoke
A little bit of change, some dank, I was broke
No dollar stretched out, felt like a stroke
Brain transformed, like I was on the dose
Provoke, no coke, I never done roak
You gotta ring around your nose, take a hit off my roach
Tryin' to ball like the most, burnt like a piece of toast
On the coast to coast, deep in the post
Got my eyes on my crops, watchin' over my gross
Just daze you a little, damn he's kinda dope

(I see that I might have underestimated him
You have obviously underestimated my power)

Blaze all day, every day
Each way, the right way
My way, greenhay, we high
Been there done that
Big blunts, fat sacks
Hit it fast, make it last

Y2KMK, why not y'all
Suburban Noize Records with that 2000 sound
(??)

Daydreamin' fazes, time goes by
That's what happens when you get high
Head's always cloudy, words is lies
Daydreamin' fazes, I yes I

Daydreamin' fazes, life elevated
Chillin' in the back of the bus gettin faded
I blaze all hell with my dogs all day
Feelin' the rage with the blood on stage

Too many knuckle heads fuckin' with my business
Soakin' up my 'fluence can I get a witness
Seven days deep in a smoked out haze
D-Loc rolled the T, Daddy X is in a daze

Smoke don't fight it, I watch your eyes
Surrounded by abuse and our boy is getting high
Presidential lies, keep on wondering why
We got the sound that you can't deny

Daydreamin' fazes, time goes by
That's what happens when you get high
Head's always cloudy, words is lies
Daydreamin' fazes, I yes I

Lost in the world of distrust and greed, there's no time to blink,
So we plant our seeds, got no time to think
Always do what's real, speak what we feel, and pass the (??)
You know, shit still ain't changed, Richter got game
Need to try and contain from the truth and refrain
If you don't know I'ma let it be known, I be in the penetration zone
That's some whole other shit, and I hold my own
D-Loc's the kinda kid with the bomb homegrown

Daydreamin' fazes, time goes by
That's what happens when you get high
Head's always cloudy, words is lies
Daydreamin' fazes, I yes I

What a long strange trip it's been
Sippin' life from a 40 ounce bottle of sin
Daydreamin' fazes walls caving in
What a long strange trip it's been

Life goes fast, like a blunt it don't last
Like flash to the past on the porch outside
Thinkin' of old times, sittin' around gettin' high
Daydreamin' fazes, time goes by

Anything you got we gonna put it to the test
Any strain, it's all the same
Call me the deep cess profess,
In the (??) high as fuck, amazing blacklights (??)
D-Loc and Johhny Richter straight BSO!

Daydreamin' fazes, time goes by
That's what happens when you get high
Head's always cloudy, words is lies

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, who's got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the Joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Where and when, it probably fell out your ear
I'ma look behind the couch, finding all kinds of shit
Hair pins, erasers, crumbled up pieces of paper
Broken pagers, and a half pack of grits
Cuz I slipped on my floor walking up the stairs
Could still be camouflaged, hidin' in my hair
Behind my ear nestled in the back, but it ain't
I know because I checked, I'm still searchin' for the dank
You probably threw it out with your old pack of cigarettes
Look in the trash can, your as high as you get
Sometimes you forget, smokin' one to many hits
About to look in my caddy, down the walkway bricks

I jumped out the screen door, mac light in hand
Searchin' down the sidewalk, leadin' to my van
I hit the alarm and the door just slides
I check from front to back and side to side
Then I let the Alpine play
Got the 6 disc changer, read-out display,
Called my boy Dave, who gets paid to skate
Bling, hello, I think it fell by your gate
Well it's not in my van, so I checked my jeep
Limited edition 4x4 with leather seats
Looked in the ashtray and only found a roach
I was so fuckin' high I forgot that we had smoked

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, who's got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the Joint?
Nah, I got the joint

I got the joint, but you ain't gonna smoke it
Come around get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around it disappears like hokus pokus
I'm gettin' amped up, in different states of mind
I hit a depth for a track as I prepare my rhyme,
Sometimes I'm real high, besides I don't lie
Look at all these phony people tryin to make supply
Yeah, you sly in your flashy suits
You sellouts get the fuck outta here, bail out
I sag my jeans, rock hemp and (??)
I got a 85 caddy, give a fuck about the billboard
You live at large with your three car garage
Your Ferrari, BM, and Lamborgini coutures
I smoke hard, blow large, keep you guessin
Up in the treehouse, like a bird, nestin
Loungin, you'll be amazed how I'm steppin
It's a blessin, lookin' over my ground
Eyes like a owl head, rotates around
360 degrees in a circle

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, who's got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the Joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Yo I got the joint and it's rolled with precision
Precisely sliced in the ends, surgical incisions
It's like religion, my blunt rollin' routine
It's a process, and yet it comes guaranteed, by me (by who?)
Motherfuckin' Johnny Richter
If you lay on the work then call me Johnny the evictor
To play with my money is to play with my emotions
Like tokens in Vegas, your ass is cash
I got incredible dank, as it lingers out the chamber
Mind blowin smoke, unbelievable taste
Jack frost have you lost, seeing stars in space
Laced up to the moon, Pluto, then Neptune
The earth is greenest, smokin' bong loads in Venus
The rings of Saturn gettin' lost in space
Homebase it the place we blaze the most weed
I gots the joint is the bomb ass (??)

Yo, you gots the joint?
Nah, I got the joint
Yo, who's got the joint?
We all got the joint
We all on point, we all on point
Yo, you gots the Joint?
Nah, I got the joint

Just a player with the big hair, baby (??) five
Still bumpin, getting high, constantly red eyed
12-28, full of bitches inside
1605, where the homies reside
We fly, first class, with the (??)
Rockin' vertebrae (??) wallet chains on their hips
Saggin' jeans, DCs, pocket full of weed
I got what you want, tell me what you need
And I'll proceed to bust out the pounds and break em down
Got connection to PC, Cali, and Chi-Town
Whether up north, down south, or the inbetween
Red, purple, orange, or the lizard green
I got the joint but you ain't gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus

Yo, who's that peepin' in my window?
Hope it's not a po-po
Cuz then they gonna see my crops

I got the joint but you ain't gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers
Come around, it disappears like hokus pokus

Back wall hydroponic system, stealthy position
With couple thousand watts
I got the joint but you ain't gonna smoke it
Come around, get cloudy, it disappeared like hokus pokus
King klick tokas, royalty smokers

I snapped a load, watch it glow, glow, glow
Looks so fruity sittin' in my bowl
Thanks to Mary, Jane is my bro
Glow baby, glow baby, grow baby, glow

If you ask me how I'm living, my reply is 'I'm sold'
Smoked out, without a doubt
I keep a constant flow, of indo smoke pouring out my lungs
And you can strip to find a stash on the tip of my tongue
Marijuana, running through my veins
God's great gift comes in different strains
From the mainland (purps?) all the way to big island
Underground cultivation, yes I try to stay blasted
From to sea to sea, and I've also been known to plant seed after seed
Seven points on my flag when it's blowing in the wind
Prop 215 so let the games begin
Smoke as much as you want, Johnny Richter's everlastin
When you packin' a sacks, (??)
Your plants don't grow in that bud that be glowin
For once you have to ask, all the people never knowin

I snapped a load, watch it glow, glow, glow
Looks so fruity sittin' in my bowl
Thanks to Mary, Jane is my bro
Glow baby, glow baby, grow baby, glow

Yo, I can barely breathe, I need to kick a verse
The smoke's on my mind, and it's getting on my nerves
Observe, don't wanna look at my lungs
Shriveled like an old peach, pear, plum
Nicotine, I'd rather smoke some green
What does it take, and why do I fiend?
If I conquer this kick, I'd be crowned king
Wasting my money, four bucks a pack
Going out of my way for some dirt sticks at that
It's gettin to be crap, I'm all up out of wack
But I'm rowdy, I need to buy a patch
The dirty little camel is makin' me weeze
Go around to the castle where there's bongs and weed
I need to take a shit, got no time to think
There's a zong by the toilet, and some bud on the sink
Some bud on the sink, some bud on the sink

I snapped a load, watch it glow, glow, glow
Looks so fruity sittin' in my bowl
Thanks to Mary, Jane is my bro
Glow baby, glow baby, grow baby, glow

I knew a real stoner named D-Loc
Never went to sleep, smoked weed till the sun broke
Up all night with his pipe, puffin' indo
Evaporated herb, like (delapidating?) ozone
Sack after sack, after sack, now he's flat broke
About to get faded, take a toke, while the tape rolls
Kottonmouth Kings write rhymes on hemp stones
Daddy X don't smoke, and (??)
Save the best of the best, when pack it in the vest
You know the THC content you will never guess
Unless you invest, we can put it to the test
There's no stress for the cess, we all about the next guest
(??), now our minds spun,
We in a whole new place, lowered the lights
Bud stickin, laced, fruit taste, sticky
Nothing but dank, number one rank
No need to rush, sippin' buds by the crops
Those little red rocks in the hydroponic box
To keep the plants kissin, we got a drip system
Electronical device, liquid dice
(??) to the fullest and beautiful kolas
One puff, you clueless, to all you rookie smokers
(??) was stun, relation was won
We love to see our plants looki' pretty in the sun

I snapped a load, watch it glow, glow, glow
Looks so fruity sittin' in my bowl
Thanks to Mary, Jane is my bro

Figured out long time ago
Nothing's as it seems don't you know
Go underground if you want the scoop
Cuz the population's out the loop

You know I size up my sacks with a couple extra grams
D-Loc got a caddy, I got a V-Dub van,
X Daddy rolled a fatty, asked him "What's the plan?"
He took a hit, blew out his rip
And said, "Let's plant the land"

Yeah I smoke some weed, just a little somethin somethin
Don't hate me because I got the country buzzin
Leave cats shocked, you know the crowd be jumpin
On my pride it blows like a chemical combustion
My real name's Dustin, I spit these customs
AKA D-Loc, E-Loc's little cousin
Don't be mad, be glad, tell your dad
Cuz I be spittin' rhymes you never knew I even had
(??) (into the store?), double parked and got a ticket
By a midget on a pony, I called him shorty
He started twitchin, fingers clickin
While he's bitchin, and I snapped
I had a vision, I was leading in the useless race
I had the pole position, no but kiddin'
And I didn't make that mess up in your kitchen
I was dishin' out some sacks, and me and Loc, well we were fishin
I keep wishin' that you'd ease on up and quit it with your trippin
Maybe smoke a bit more weed and stop it with that candy flippin

Let's face facts, chips get stacked
Unsystematically our pockets get fat
And we kick back, pimp caddilacs
Smoke off pounds, flip dime sacks

Think you can out smoke me, well I'm calling you a liar
Cuz my bowl, I set it on fire
I'm on my couch with my pouch and my fat JB
Got ten different types of weed, about a pound of each
No leaves, they're clipped clean
But the few they hit the bing
Then my phone rings, my boy askin what he need to bring
I said some coligreen, some kale, some pot, and some ale
And that freak we met last night, I think her name was uh...Michelle
Ah what the hell, just put out the word
Any hottie with the nerve, Richter said that he will serve

Graduated high school back in '95,started writin' rhymes
Laid low, I'm hard to find
A kid like me, no less, I'm kinda fresh
Discovered the weed, took a hit and got blessed
I'm not the best, just flexed on the next
Daddy X plan a text, simply not complexed
I'll give it all I got, put the game to a test
Keep writin' rhymes and forget about the rest

Let's face facts, chips get stacked
Unsystematically our pockets get fat
And we kick back, pimp caddilacs
Smoke off pounds, flip dime sacks

Ooh damn, there he goes again
Throwin' his cigarettes out the window
Blowin' fog with logs, sticky indo
You know it comes a dime a dozen
Flow like Snoop, lay it back in the cut and
Woo, I think I'll pass on the brew
And smoke my buds with the Kottonmouth Krew,
The big bad ass, you know who

Well, I really can't tell if there's a difference anymore
Goin' up or goin' down, where's the elevator door?
Got the pimped out suite on the 13th floor
Black Flag's in my speakers blarin' "Gimme some more"
Nowadays I stay blazed, a hundred ways, my brain's crazed
Gone like those punk days, I'm stackin' chips like Frito, Lays
I've been to that place, fast cars, cheap thrills
Funny looking pills, million dollar deals
Three day orgys in the Hollywood Hills, for real
I don't be speakin' no myths, raised on punk rock riffs
Smokin' spliffs by the cliffs
And you and your crew's talking about "What if...?"'s

Let's face facts, chips get stacked
Unsystematically our pockets get fat
And we kick back, pimp caddilacs
Smoke off pounds, flip dime sacks

All this talk of gettin' blazed, reminds me of reggae Sundays
Lazy dread and sweaters bust, the Crenshaw District lord was a must
Burnin' spliffs to tell (??), hittin' little Jamaica's rockin record shops
(??) in stock and cravin (egg?) eating stones, (??)
All this talk of gettin' blazed, reminds me of punk rock ways
Babylon could never rock our boat, all I need (??)
That's what's really goin' on, life's too short to be a victim
If you don't like what you got, respond
When time has come to make a move, down to you to come up and prove
It's time to make a change, so chose

Let's face facts, chips get stacked
Unsystematically our pockets get fat
And we kick back, pimp caddilacs
Smoke off pounds, flip dime sacks

A lonely teenage daydream,
Of things I just might be,
A surreal kind of thinking,
Keeps on drifting in on me,
My twisted body is lifeless,
Not so their twisted minds,
Peace through power their motto,
Power through peace their crime,

Product of our environment (x8),

Maybe one day they will legalize weed,
In the year TWO "G" the planet could be deceased,
We plead to the fleece while we're beggin' on our knees,
In our hometown Cali with bears and green trees,
Birds and the bees, hot sand on the beach,
Shells in the sea and I'm living in peace,
Like a dog on a leash locked up with no key,
I gotta smoke under cover, Motherfuck the police,

Yeah, see the matching hand and they're robbing from the hat,
The laws an illusion to symbolize that,
Putting us in jail for the ???? tax,
I can see the wires in the levitating act,
I can hear the lies and they're calling them facts,
I can see the bars and they're lookin all cracked,
I read between the lines but the lines are all cracked,
I can feel the knife turning in my back,

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

You are a sacred being of light,
Projected into reality for a purpose,
Demand the right to your moment,
In this holographic gift with no rules, no borders,
Except for those who you choose to accept and live by,

Abolish government means nothing to me,
Forget about god, he's not here to see,
We live by a system, a perfect mold,
People perfect people who are poor and old,
Lies were spent on a sad defense,
They said we're lookin for a method in this world ???,
Presidents are named,
Presidents are labeled highest man on the government table,

America, land of the free,
Free to the power of the people in uniform (x2),

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

Society, fuck it!
I've had enough!
The system's full of crooks, straight up corrupt,
You look like a decoy by the knife a duck,
And your money keeps em smokin on a BC Bluff,
You're caught up in the headlights of my V-Dub bus,
TSOL and the Kings about to even things up,
Your birds will take all the air out the sky,
Bring em down to our level,
You can work, can't hide,

Product of our environment (x8)

A lonely teenage daydream,
Of things I just might be,
A surreal kind of thinking,
Keeps on drifting in on me,
My twisted body is lifeless,
Not so their twisted minds,
Peace through power their motto,
Power through peace their crime,

The government keeps tight control over the population,
While the schools teach the kids restricted education,
Murder, Rape, Sex, Underage prostitution,
They got the war on pot, they got the wrong solution,

I wake and I bake, nowhere to escape,
Livin' life in a tank they invade my space,
Betrayed full of hate while they're shootin all blanks,
Society's lost in a paranoid state,

It's the illusion of ownership, It's take what you can get,
The banks are the loan sharks and everyone's in debt,
And if you get ahead how quickly you forget,
You're hanging from a burning rope without a safety net,
They tax you when you sell,
They tax you when you buy,
They take half when you live,
They take half when you die,
These are the lies that they are stating as facts,
I can see the wires of the levitating act,

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

How would life be if the world smoked weed?
Guaranteed there'd be peace not greed,
See, it's hell,
Living in a cell,
Legalize the plant only time will tell,

I'm glad that I can read,
I'm glad that I can write,
I read their fuckin bullshit,
Every single night,
When off in my head went a little fuckin light,
It told me what was wrong it told me what was right,
World bank-Power and control,
Issuing the money and they're dollin' out the roles,
Charging what they want to with the money, the control,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

Up early in the morning before the sun rise,
Scrapin' out my pipe tryin' to Stay High,
I gotta get blunted for the nine to five,
And I need a facelift on my oldschool ride,
My scrapin' change to meet the range of my job qualification,
But I'm stealin' cable, so I get every station,
Now don't let em slay you when they tell you somethings free,
They take about half with the taxes fee,
But now I'm up in new times just blowin' out some fog,
Don't gotta work cuz I quit my fuckin' job,
Walk into my room to a sixty inch tele,
And I got a phat deal on my star-tac cele,
I finally got a chance to hook my ride up legit,
They asked how big I want it, I said biggest that would fit,
On airbags it would sit, shit was lookin' sick,
System was in it and all I did was pick six,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

If I won the Lotto, I'd buy pounds of Bud,
Give it to my homies to show I got love,
Dirtbikes and buggies and four wheel drives,
I own my own jet, ah yo, I'm world wide,
First class fast, take a trip over seas,
Me, my girl Ami makin' love on the beach,
I just bought a yacht, I just won the Lottery,
Never ending buds in my cultivation,
So I can smoke out the world in the hempalation,
Give some money to my pops, buy my mom a new house,
Or anything she wants, no rush just pick it out,
Don't worry about the ends plenty bread to be broke,
I'll open a skate shop and sell bags of dope,
Blow custom glass so I smoke days of hits,
I build a greenhouse where my hydro sit,
No questions planes trains just to keep you guessin',
The lottery, L-O-T-T-E-R-Y,
Money signs, green backs, honey blunts and fat sacks,
Everything I want and everything I need,
A different house for each day of the week,
A private lake so I could jet ski,
In the back ?? so I shoot geese with my dad,
Mini bikes and go-karts I want it all,
The Universal Walk, fuck it i'll buy the mall,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

A buck with your booze, What the fuck when I lose,
Which one you chose when your baby needs shoes,

Since I won the lottery I bought a yacht to fish,
I spent a fifth on a house with a satelite dish,
I bought a brewery and walk around all day with double fists,
And got at least ten pots so I can puke and piss
I got a glass bong for everyday of the week,
And yes I stand strong make sure all my family can eat,
I bought a fleet of cars all of them V-W,
I purchased Yorba Linda made it Richter Avenue,
How many of you have had the thought of winnin' the grand prize,
All the fat ladies dreamin' of some smaller thighs,
And all the guys with your bills stacked up to your eyes,
Wouldn't blow your pay checks tryin' to get high,
I fly from coast to coast and then I flipped a bitch,
On my private leer jet smokin' a pound of krypt,
Hired my help from you, my fridge is stocked with Dew,
Me and my krew takin' trips to Katmandu,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,
Taxes stealin' but they got you Trained,

The Lottery, you know It's all the Same,
Ain't shit Changed just a Big Game,
They fuckin' with our brain, it's the Government Strain,

I take hits, Pull it through the Chamber,
I hold it in, My lungs are in Danger,
It tastes good, I can't deny the Flavor,
But to the buds, We ain't no Stranger,
Check the chamber it's hella Cloudy,
I smoke flavor don't ever Doubt me,
Humbolt County to Southern Cali,
Pass the mic Johnny Richter bout to Rally,

First time busted as a young rap fiend,
Stealin' tapes from Music Plus was the place of the scene,

I didn't know what happened so I peeped in the window,
I seen Richter sittin' with a bunch of po-po's,

Yo ?? system wonder how the fuck they found me,
No back-seat on my way to the county,

Now what's Richter gonna do with no smokes for the ride?
Shit's gettin' deep, it's fuckin' with my high,

Threw my bike in the trunk, fuckin' scratchin' my frame,
?? number, and they fuckin' with my brain,

Just two blocks to go as I skate to the bud hut,
My boy's locked up, I'm like what the fuck?!

I said don't worry Loc I got the money buried stashed,
And I'm, always in a hurry He can be here fast,

In a flash like jack I jump from the bud hut,
To Richter's bus with the engine stuffed,

We Do What We Do,
Plant our Seeds in the Ground,
Saturate the Sound while the World Goes Around,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,
Round and Round it Goes,
And Pounds and Pounds we Smoke,
And Round and Round it Goes,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,

Three days later Richter's out on leave,
You know D-Loc picked me up with some bomb ass weed,
Indeed we stay high,
Red-eyed feel the vibes,
Beehives in the back,
Plenty honey for the phillies,
Head to Bobby B's where the purple lookin' pretty,
I'm sittin' shot gun hot boxin' through the city,
I'm feelin' shitty, nitty witty got me greedy,
It's a pity, I'm feelin' fine to incline,
Elevation of the herb is elevation of your mind,
Well rewind, damn that's a dope ass track,
Well then turn that shit up, hold up let me get my sack,
Hey yo where's the glass, speed up we're gettin' passed,
I stepped on the gas hold the wheel,
I dropped my smoke, well goddammit Loc,
It's burnin' a hole, and my tire bout to blow,
I see a UFO, your kidding me, Noooooo!

We Do What We Do,
Plant our Seeds in the Ground,
Saturate the Sound while the World Goes Around,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,
Round and Round it Goes,
And Pounds and Pounds we Smoke,
And Round and Round it Goes,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,

This bud's the bomb knock you dead out your socks,
Put your shwag back in the bag and pretend that we forgot,
From the mossy grounds to the hydroponic dock,
Seasons don't matter cuz our bud come in flocks,
Load up the zong I'm about to pack a few rounds,
I looked at D-Loc and I gave him a pound,
You got no time for stress and no chronic in the pipe,
Classic hits glass, ?? tight,
You like, I like, inspected it right,
Took some hits then passed, D-Loc fell on his ass,
You fuckin' with the rolo, reverse to last,
Permission don't stop when we're searching for the green,
Because the green is the cream and the cream make ya gleam,
You all up in our scene tryin' to pack us your shwag,
While smokin' on the chronic that you wished you had,
I pass to X Dad in the marijuana lab,

We Do What We Do,
Plant our Seeds in the Ground,
Saturate the Sound while the World Goes Around,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,
Round and Round it Goes,
And Pounds and Pounds we Smoke,
And Round and Round it Goes,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,

We Do What We Do,
Plant our Seeds in the Ground,
Saturate the Sound while the World Goes Around,
Drop a Bomb on the Planet and watch it Explode,
Round and Round it Goes,
And Pounds and Pounds we Smoke,
And Round and Round it Goes,

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to this years Cannabis Cup
finals!
Some of the best buds from all over the planet displayed here today,
Bud smokers.. let's get ready to bubble!!!
With this years entry the Kings Blend the undisputed heavyweight smokers of
the world.. the KOTTONMOUTH KINGS!!

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

You wanna smoke with us you better bring an ounce,
Cuz we get down with a southern bounce,
P-Town led the fair where I move the pounds,
Now I'm coming and runnin' your city unannounced,
So don't get clowned when we come around,
We so down to earth that we underground,
I'm puffin' on the green while you're smokin' shit brown,
Cuffin' to the team compound lock down,
I'm aside my krown throwin' strike for the mound,
Keep it tight wound like two blood hounds,
I'm gettin' so profound we make the haters frown,
Got your girl beggin' me to be gagged and bound,
Make the world spin round so turn it loud,
That danced out, thumped out, mo thug crowd,
Started in '96 with the O.C. sound,
Now we comin' So Cal,
Now we world renowned,

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

Now I'm Johnny Richter that's the king D-Loc,
Between Bone Thugs blowin' gangs of smoke,
I guarantee you can't out smoke me,
We can do it live on cable T.V.
With kings blend dope you choke before you spoke,
We toke to call your hope and you still can't cope,
With the bubble berry blue you're through,
Get your krew tight, shoo get a clue, you belong in the Zoo,
Yup, swingin' from a rope eatin' cantaloupe,
Or woke in a boat like a frog and croak,
Don't get the wrong view, you're all past due,
We get the oohs and ahhhs while y'all get the boos,
You won't know how I know cuz I put it to a vote,
We the greatest smokers that you can quote,
Quote for quote let me clear my throat,
Been puffin' kings blend bong load al a mode,
The neutron bomb, the sticky green,
I'm higher than a kite when i hit the scene,
Stoners Reekin Havoc ask Kevin Zing,
But he'll only reply if it means ching ching,

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

D double dash Loc I'm from O. C.
I still can't see when the smoke hits me,
Startin hittin' each hash ?? so I can make ends meet,
Defeat the weak matter of my league,
I freeze OGs leave me stunned and deceived,
I'm freakin' this beat while I'm stoned in the street,
While you down on your knees, beggin' oh please,
Chillin' in a room hot boxed to the ceilin',
?? the crop cuz we got top billin',
Feelin' high as fuck so the buds fulfillin',
Dealin' then healin' never stoner revealin',
Now my nug buy me E sacks I be killin',
Ran out of paper started usin' ??,
Never caught a cold but I always be illin',
Spillin' brew with a view from the ruthless villain,

High as a kite got a real funny feelin',
Kings blend dope probably worth about a million,
?? lights miracle grow,
Hydro rock those fans gotta blow,
Sittin' low pro on the fog soaked dome,
? to the party ?? bone,
Three months later we's all gettin' stoned,
Fillin' up Southern Cali toker zone,
Seizin' clones pounds of zones,
Cannabis Cup we bringin' it home,
To the Golden State where it belong,
Kottonmouth king can't bring it home ya'll,

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,

Kings Blend we all smoke them,
Cream of the crop, creme de la cremes,
Kings Blend God's special spliff,
Cannabis Cup, No Doubt We Win,
Kings Blend, Tasters Choice,
I know you're real high when you hear my voice...
Real high when you hear my voice...

[No lyrics]

We The People Are United,
The ones you never look in the eye,
We The People, The Uninvited,
The ones that see right through your lies,

I'm living in peace decease all evil,
Honesty's the policy it never be equal,
Sinful people fall down first,
Disperse my actions they speak louder than my words,
Observe, learn, it always comes back,
Like a mouse in a maze you're caught up in a trap,
Feeling the vibes that you can't escape,
Intake injection poisonous perfection,
Calm down, concentrate, I can't relate,
Loves great when you only got time to tell fate,
A place to lay, some tape to break, some goods to bake, some babies to make,
Don't take it for granted, you got one life to live,
I know you didn't plan it, so you're forgived,
We were put on this earth to show goddess to the youth,
Test the planet and speak the truth,

We's The People Stress Originality,
They's the people got you down on your knees,
We's The People Tryin' to Legalize Weed,
While you digest the bullshit they forcibly feed,
We's The People Drawing Lines in the Sand,
A chemical hate poison greed drippin' plant,
They control they tax they possess this land,
One nation indivisible united we stand,
We The People...

We The People Are United,
The ones you never look in the eye,
We The People, The Uninvited,
The ones that see right through your lies,

Listen carefully to what they be tryin' to tell us,
Marked up 800 percent what are they tryin' to sell us,
Propaganda in the can got your hand in the fan,
I run my own planet live my life rebellious,
The people propelled us,
Mary Jane's who compelled us,
I got fat sack for all the fans who felt us,
The ones who smelt us,
And called the police, time to legalize weed,
Signed the Kottonmouth Kings,

I got the universal key so I had to unlock it,
??????????? blown up like sky rockets,
Anything you can buy I had mad fat pockets,
??????????? playa haters can't stop it,
See I got values that are different than you,
See you bought lies now not so true,
I keep this beat planted in the deepest of roots,
??????? close minds like a broke parachutes,

We's The People Stress Originality,
They's the people got you down on your knees,
We's The People Tryin' to Legalize Weed,
While you digest the bullshit they forcibly feed,
We's The People Drawing Lines in the Sand,
A chemical hate poison greed drippin' plant,
They control they tax they possess this land,
One nation indivisible united we stand,
We The People...

Get it straight it's a herb not a drug,
???????????????? society's glove,
Locked up restricted deemed highly addictive,
Labeled pot heads now we're all afflicted,
But why? cuz we like to get high?,
Expansion of the mind you should give it a try,
Chocolate Thai, blue thunder, white butterfly,
Super silver, purple haze, and the northern light,

Getting major, major, blaze a few times,
Puffin' on homegrown, King Klick stay stoned...

Getting major, major, blaze a few times,
Puffin' on homegrown, King Klick stay stoned...

Hey loco! D-Loc's on the vocal,
I stepped out my closet pluckin' my hydros,
I packed a bowl we smoke original flavor,
Sweet leaf, Kings Blend in the chamber,

We the people got a right to be pissed!
The right to say "Fuck You!" and "Suck my Dick!"
The right to say "I think I've had enough of your shit!"
The right to walk over and bust a fool in the lip!
We the people we from the street!
We know how to low brow,
We know how to creep,
We the people got our right to be open
This is one motherfucker that you won't be controllin'!!

We's The People Stress Originality,
They's the people got you down on your knees,
We's The People Tryin' to Legalize Weed,
While you digest the bullshit they forcibly feed,
We's The People Drawing Lines in the Sand,
A chemical hate poison greed drippin' plant,
They control they tax they possess this land,
One nation indivisible united we stand,
We The People...

We's The People Stress Originality,
They's the people got you down on your knees,
We's The People Tryin' to Legalize Weed,
While you digest the bullshit they forcibly feed,
We's The People Drawing Lines in the Sand,
A chemical hate poison greed drippin' plant,
They control they tax they possess this land,
One nation indivisible united we stand,
We The People...

We The People Are United,
The ones you never look in the eye,
We The People, The Uninvited,

There's Nothing in the world that can hold us Down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,
Makin' hella beats, skate with my peeps,
I love to sit and chill with my girl by the beach,
Complete, unique, in all the way around,
Give me a pound from East to West Bound,
Nothin' in the world that can hold us down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,

Plant leaves from a tree descend from a seed,
Growing time is a crime separation misery,
Fearlessly, I'm livin' life positively,
Spiritually it's evil living carelessly,
Emotionally, sometimes you sit and think,
By yourself consequently remembering the past,
I laughed I skipped class,
Eventually negativity don't last,
Growing time takes time,
Pure love will never clash,
Potentially stay real and show skill,
Fill the field, seal the deal,
Cuz there's no time to kill,
Hill over hill,
There's a long road ahead of us,
Now-a-days I'm meeting people I can't even trust,
Love not lust, good things can't be rushed,
I'ma keep my head up, let my karma be plushed,
Watch me as you analyze my style imitate my ways,
For days you amazed,
A purity and pays you better change your ways,
You caught up in a daze...
Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in a daze,
Yo, full of evil rage wrong people wrong place,
It's time to turn the page because life is not a phase,
Day after day, what can I say I blaze like a trail, inhale and get glazed,
So check it,

There's Nothing in the world that can hold us Down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,
Makin' hella beats, skate with my peeps,
I love to sit and chill with my girl by the beach,
Complete, unique, in all the way around,
Give me a pound from East to West Bound,
Nothin' in the world that can hold us down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,

Cannot keep spinning on it's axis,
The world is separated into two different factions,
The elevated sound and the people who will follow,
Cuz the people who will follow are the people of tomorrow,
Now come with me on a journey through my mind,
Intrigued definitely respectably you seek and you find,
The answers to the rhyme meditation and some kind,
Your time is right now so go an seek the truth,
Dig up your roots, get to the bottom of things,
My family came in a boat we didn't own no chains,
But things remain unchanged different team, same game,
Outcome inevitable your just a puppet on strings,
We breakin' down the walls with the elevated sound,
Johnny Richter, Daddy X, and D-Loc from P-Town,
We ran a rough edge and with a tracer like bic,
I levitate out the place with a huge bong hit,

There's Nothing in the world that can hold us Down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,
Makin' hella beats, skate with my peeps,
I love to sit and chill with my girl by the beach,
Complete, unique, in all the way around,
Give me a pound from East to West Bound,
Nothin' in the world that can hold us down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,

You can't deny that we rockin' states,
Picking up vinyls supplyin' in crates,
Mpcs 808s in the mic,
Digital soundin' shit shows tight,
Bass drums and beat boxes,
Ya'll can't stop this D-Loc and X, DJ B and that Pak kid,
Johnny Richter bout to spark it,
In the darkness, with the Lochness monster,
420's no questions nothin' but cest strains,
All day everyday we all about the indo,
The bongs the blunts and the different kind of homegrown,
Blueberry to purple ????,
Cannabis cup what roll it up I'm on tour
Don't forget the show I spit and I glow,
Rearrange beats in my mouth no joke,

There's Nothing in the world that can hold us Down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,
Makin' hella beats, skate with my peeps,
I love to sit and chill with my girl by the beach,
Complete, unique, in all the way around,
Give me a pound from East to West Bound,
Nothin' in the world that can hold us down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,

There's Nothing in the world that can hold us Down,
The Elevated Sound keep the tables rollin' round,
Makin' hella beats, skate with my peeps,
I love to sit and chill with my girl by the beach,
Complete, unique, in all the way around,
Give me a pound from East to West Bound,
Nothin' in the world that can hold us down,

D - L O C,
D is for the dank I bring,
Dash is for the hash being passed,
L is for my love, everlast,
O is for the outdoor organic,
C the confidence in me,
Period to let you know that I'm serious,
Do you think that you can dig this? YUP!
It's Unexplanetory in another category,
I'm down with my girl Ami but that's another story,
I rock hemp knot jewelry,
If you bet put your money on me,
Get ready victory,
????????????

It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings,
But that's another story,
Kottonmouth Kings,
It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings
But that's another story,
It's Unexplanetory,

Daddy says triple X rated, crash course set,
I wanna be sedated, I stay faded,
Lay the track up pop a light the king klick sprayed it,
Used, bought, and got it and took it home and played it,
Say it's unexplainable to us it's outdated,
Why I own it I create it trademarked and weighed it,
Your left scratchin' your nuts and I still can't explain it,
You know I got those hidden indoor plants clonin',
Restricted area no residential zone in,
The warehouse district equipped with federal loanin',
FBA got played like six in the morning,
DA slippin', ATF snoring,
I check my wise before I make a sound,
These walls have ears they're spies are all around,
Suburban Noize transports pure dope sounds,
The feds came through, thought we was moving pounds,
Found a bong two pipes and ?? half an ounce,
Now bounce!!

It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings,
But that's another story,
Kottonmouth Kings,
It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings
But that's another story,
It's Unexplanetory,

Now I be the one stoned off the cloned alien,
And you be the one smokin' cest with Les and them,
And they be the people gettin' twisted on the rise,
And we be the cats supplyin' all the highs,
Cuz I like to sit back and vibe, you know the type,
Look at the ladies to make me say my my,
Catch my eye then I cry I'm that type of guy,
My boy Pakelika got that finger that vibrates,
Vanac breaks ?? tastes great,
No butane wood so for blunts and paps,
Pure THC blowin' far and near,
You need to break off that joint from behind your ear,
Slap it on the stone, let's get stoned,
Light up that torch grab some knifes it's on,
I see smooth rips we named the smoke shank,
And I end it on the beat break,

It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings,
But that's another story,
Kottonmouth Kings,
It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings
But that's another story,
It's Unexplanetory,

D-Loc says you got to have hope,
People say he's kind of dope,
D-Loc fishes in his boat,
Out smoke him, not really, nope,
Peeps promote me coast to coast,
Eat bacon eggs and love french toast,
Peeps give me good indo,
Don't you ever take me for a joke,

Now Johnny Richter's gonna take you on lyrical flight,
An bring you down to Orange County on a typical night,
We'll drink some brews and grab our skates and hit the quarter pipe,
I seen the cops goin' left you know I made a right,
I pulled the blunt out the tray to get me on my way,
A little herb in the lungs and I'm A-OK,
Got the krypt get a rip if it's brick get away,
We rollin' deep in the bus puffin' skunk by the eighths,

It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings,
But that's another story,
Kottonmouth Kings,
It's Unexplanetory,
Kottonmouth Kings
But that's another story,

Kottonmouth Kings, Insane Clown Posse!!

When I get to California...
(It's on!!)
When I get there...
(Suburban Noize!!)
When I get to California...
Hook me up with one of them chicks,
(Psychoathic!!)
And when you get to the Mid-West...
I'll hook you up with a Juggalette Y'all!

He's the Visual Assassin with the mask ?? killa
Seen him drink a lot but I Have yet to see him spill a drop,
He hop to hip-hop in his heart,
Try and Battle Pak' he'll fuckin' tear you're ass apart,

I keep my fridge stocked with plenty of Faygo,
My flow connect nice like old school Lego's,
"What's up holmes?", just a West-Coast loadie,
My Rhyme is nice, slow and stoney,

See all these Psycho Bitches gettin' so damn fanatical,
FBI got us all listed down as radicals,
Government officials takin' life long sabbaticals,
Dog Boy Rock the mic and drop something classical,

I'm with the kings murder state to state,
?? set the record straight,
Fuck that bullshit that never went down,
So we come as one to fuck up your town!

It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
Comin' throwin' Faygo on your town,
Yea, throwin that, and all types of things

It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
??,
??,

Suburban Noize Records teamin' up with Psychopathic,
Richter let 'em know who Juggalo I got your back kid,
Kottonmouth Ninjas rocking tunes with ICP,
D-Loc grab the mic and pass me the weed,

Kottonmouth Kings, and ICP,
We from the West,
They from the East,
With a bag of keif and a box of spliffs,
We mast through your city like robotic beasts,

?? Robots followin the masses,
I Watch the world through Faygo-fizzin glasses,
Kings and the Klowns droppin ?? like acid,
Like cum on your tongue shit is getting kind of drastic,

To all Unbelievers who think this is a joke,
Grab faygo when you start to choke,
In the pit at a show come summertime,
A million Juggalos to blow your fuckin mind,

It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
??,
??,

It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
??,
??,

Two terrors left, You better believe,
Kottonmouth Kings,
ICP,
We from the West,
They from the East,
Two terrors left, you better believe,

Two terrors left, You better believe,
Kottonmouth Kings,
ICP,
We from the West,
They from the East,
Two terrors left, you better believe,

Violent J and Shaggy stepped in the place,
And cleared the room out like nuclear waste,
Nobody likes us but the Kottonmouth Kings,
They smoke buds, I smoke little white things,
I'm a base-head feinding for your change,

AAAHHHH!

And I'm Strange!

So walk in I'll put you in a torcher rack,
And blew your nut bag around like a hacky sack,
I told you "Fuck the World" and I meant it,
I owe the Government money, but I spent it,
I bought a hooker and banged her in my truck,
Yo, She probably had syphillis, I give a fuck though,
I'm gonna die, Hell we're all gonna die,
You think the juggalo give a damn? Bye!
I'm going off like a nuclear time bomb,
TICK TICK BOOM! MOTHERFUCKER!,

It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
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It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
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It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
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It's the Wicket, the Wicket, the Wicket Wicket Klowns,
Blowin' Smoke rings with the Kottonmouth Kings,
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Two terrors You better believe,
Kottonmouth Kings,
ICP,
We from the West,
They from the East,
Two terrors left, you better believe,

Two terrors You better believe,
Kottonmouth Kings,
ICP,
We from the West,
They from the East,

We love it in the palace when we smokin' off the chalice,
Quiet as a mouse on the couch we sit,
Fillin' the pouch eatin' sour patch kids,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Thirty-eight strands we through em on the table,
Sampled em all one by one I was able,
They all taste good, defeated to smoke,
Next the two footer, I wanted to choke,

First morning over seas I'm up a quarter to seven,
Wakin' up on a boat a floatin' tokers' heaven,
I head to the future to where I got the future roller,
A hash ???? with a special loader,
Hey yo, roll up the chiva, the paper the comb,
Insert the filter, head rush, mind blown,
I call it bluff if the herb ain't quality,
I'm hunting for the dankiest buds in the country,
Well I dismissed all rookies with the keyfast cookies,
And I head to redlight just to get a little lookie,
Hit the green house, too crowded,
Just checked out the entry,
Smoked so much weed I got the highest in the century,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

I'm in the mellow yellow, hello, hello,
Smokin' double purple just me an my girl,
Richter shows up ready to puff,
We start smokin' snuff, don't bluff no more skunk,
The PT Bump? the last of the bunch,
The dirty dirty smoke, we all passed the hump,
I'm all up in my high so I played a little pinball,
Gave my girl a kiss we jump like pitfall,
Ding ding to another level,
Higher, getting higher, we sat down at the table,
Breakin' up strands got mad amounts of herbs,
Observe my headache kid i was high as a blimp kid,
Now I'm Johnny Richter never say that I'm done,
Smokin' vaps all day I got that golden lung,
Blunts and backs? 40 sacks ??? pipe to his bong,
I even saw a po po puff a bowl from a gun,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Why does everybody keep on planting bud seeds,
It's obvious to me that it's fulfilling some need,
A plant is a power like a human is a being,
Put the seed in fertile soil then continue to feed,
Whoa! Sit back and watch it grow,
The miracle of life is so beautiful,
Don't ever let them tell you mother nature is a bitch,
Love and restrict only benefit the rich,

Loaded with hash eight-teen is the winner,
You get the picture I started to shiver,
I'm as high as can be with my girl and weed,
I'm insistology overseas stay high,
John Rastafari handles my business,
Licorice sticks at a flick of the wrist,
Coffee Shop stop but some mocha and some crop,
Amsterdam where they legalize pot,
Yo Coffee Shop stop this daze my last strange,
Slapped on my shades as I step into the rain,
Try to regain up your ??? and refrain,
Johnny Richter's playin' games,
High as fuck ridin' trains took a plane to the cup ??? cannabis,
You know it got me so lit I forgot what song is this,
I'll never miss another year you know I wish you were here,
Heinekens all day and grips of krypt with my beer,

I'm on a paid vacation,
Smokin' purple silver hazin',
The back of the cad '82, rippin' out the pap,
The herb makes me wiser and quality taste smoked out the whole place,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,
Amsterdam a place called home,

Coffee Shop stop we found another strand ya'll,
Searchin' for the dank the space cage roll,
Coffee Shop stop my lungs are gettin' lovely,

Sittin' on my front porch sippin' on my pipe,
Lizard on the bowl blownin' gold shit was tight,
Early in the morning 7:30 a.m.,
Snatchin' nugz in the ??? from the walls of my den,
Living in a bud plant, I hollowed out the stem,
Two stories three rooms it's my Kryptominium,
My domain now remains supplied in ???,
All I do is clean my crib and clip the water leaves,
Free relief is always offered from the great O.D.
Standing seven feet tall my toupee huge tree,
Is lovely smells so fruity I'm fucking hoopy,
Flying like Woodstock barking orders like I'm Snoopy,
Excuse me, pardon it's time for a session,
We press on heading on up to the top section,
Everybody is invited, I prefer those heavy hitters,
You know someone down to smoke? I really hate those stay and quitters,
So it figures Loc is rollin' Bobby B ain't far behind,
Daddy X and Pakelika come in swinging on some vines,
To the tip top of the tallest Kola we begin to climb,
Sugar smokes some ?? ropes and a gang of Keif,

Where Are We?
Trapped in a plant the Size of an Ant and we're stuck to the sack,
How high? It's the Kola,
We got no map and forgot to pack a back pack,

D double dash L O C, I popped out my bud plant clearly,
Invisibly see through ya'll can't find me,
Completely blind like an erased line,
Stay refined disappear go away like bad emotion,
I'm over here camouflaged in my potion,
Ya'll can't find me I'm slick like Rick,
Got an oldschool flip equipped,

Vanac Spits!

???????? to the mic I become attached,
Imagine if I grew branches from my body limbs crowded,
Out my mouth like chlorophyll dispel all skill whack MC's,
???????????? decapitate immortals,
Now growing vines from my arms I'm like the swamp thing man appearing in plant,
Form plasma ejected complicated ??????????,
Dynamic apparatus combindin' for rhyming ???????,

Everlasting grow room wired with the bass boom,
Krispy colored nugs is another called the typhoon,
Full bloom flowerin', sky scraper towerin',
Endless sea of green, hydro lights that be powerin',
Full drip system frequent mistin',
Tropical planet so all the buds they were glisten,
Rollin' cones all day, runnin' round underground,
Bobby's bud's are where I stay and I'm the Size of an Ant,

Where Are We?
Trapped in a plant the Size of an Ant and we're stuck to the sack,
How high? It's the Kola,
We got no map and forgot to pack a back pack,

I reside in the bud the nugs about dove,
Life in the bag of the blueberry love,
I'm feelin' my dust so I climb to the core,
It started getting chilly cuz the weather's gettin' colder,
I grabbed my folder, write a rhyme and called Kona,
He came over, then we rolled up a hooter,
Jumped on the scooters and we found the lines,
You know I fumbled my rhyme,
Stoney trail rides, we smokin' spliffs by bricks,
It's a myth the gift to get lifted,
I gave the plant a sniff then I kissed it,
I made a wish the rest got blessed,
I'm living in a plant the Size of an Ant,
It's 4:20 now it's time to react,
No need for a sack cuz I'm sick of runnin' laps,
Look down by my feet and saw a little piece of ant crap,

Where Are We?
Trapped in a plant the Size of an Ant and we're stuck to the sack,
How high? It's the Kola,
We got no map and forgot to pack a back pack,

A living organism material and organic,
Vanac's animal kingdom biochem,
Green nitro genismatter contain,
My brains essential for growth by photosynthesis,
Varyin derivatives Richter your ?????,
Riding high.. technical I detect dust in my perimeter,
Pulse rate erratic your breathing sallow,
Elbow strike vines ?? technology ???? plant intoxicants,
Trapped inside the clone chamber,
??? production dodgin'?? atomic multiply if you supply fungi medicinal,
Mushroom consumption digestion cannabis alchemy opium chemist and ??,
Say drugs an aphrodisiac,
MC's they lack it,

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