Jerrod Niemann Album

In a world where country music is king.
The honky tonks are flourishing and dance floors are packed (what do you want from me)
And beer and alcohol sales are on the rise comes a story of one man, one band on a journey of epic proportions.
Ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce you to Judge Jerrod and the hung jury.
(Hahahahahaha) (shut up)

They should have named you cocaine
You're all in my brain
Driving me insane
They should have named you cocaine

[Chorus:]
Cause eerytime I hold you,honey
I get so high and blow all my money
But I cant complain
Cause I'm feelin no pain

They should have named you cocaine
Got me writin all these songs
Stayin up all night long
List a fast moving train

[Chorus X2]

I'm feelin no pain
They should have named you cocaine

Well the truth
Well it hurts to say
I'm gonna pack up my bags
And I'm gonna go away
I'm gonna split
I can't stand it
I'm gonna give it up and quit
Ain't never comin back
Broke up before I get to go and I got to say
I know you used to love me
But that was yesterday
And the truth I wont fight it
When the love starts burnin you gots to do whats right

Woah, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more
Woah, lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me no good no more

Well the truth
Yeah, it hurts to say
I'm gonna pack up my bags
And I'm gonna go away
I'm gonna split
I cant stand it
I'm gonna give it up and quit
Ain't never comin back
Broke up before I get to go and I got to say
There was a time oh woman
When you used to shake it for me
Now all you do is treat me cold
Ain't gonna take it no more
Gonna walk out the door

Lover, lover, lover
You dont treat me no good no more
No, no, more more more
Woah, lover lover lover
You don't treat me no good no more

Yea, yea, yea

Wel,l I went with you on a starry night
And Im hurtin' too bad cause you dont treat me right
Woman oh woman
You're just so mean to me baby Im walkin out the door

Lover oh lover
I know you used to love me in every way, but now Im givin up
And I'm tired of cryin babe
I can't stand it no longer
It hurts me to say
I'm packin up my bags and goin far away
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me good no more
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me good no more
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me good no more
Lover, lover, lover
You don't treat me good no more

What the [phone ringing] hello...
can not believe you answered...me neither what's up man?...
what is up bro?...well I was sleeping....sleeping?
Are you serious?...dude it's 3 in the morning where are you?...
I am down in Mexicooooooo.....you don't sound very down to me....
I'm not down because I'm sitting with 2 little ladies....really?
What's their names?...
I think one is called mine and one is called yours and if you don't come down their both gonna be called mine....
I'm sure they will...
Hey come talk to my friend....hey dude dude please don't put them on...hola!....well heeeey....
Ay papi....uhhhhh....give me the phone.
Aidos. Dude you have to come down here...
Man I just got way too many things to do....too many things to do?
I'll give you too many things to do.
All I need is an avocado, a snorkel and a paper clip and we can make this work.
I am McGuiver in Mexico.
This will work...so if I come down, we hang out with these ladies and??....
And we get pina coladas and salsa...that's not the response I was looking for but at least you're talking my language...
so what are you saying brosef?...you know what you talked me into it.
I'm gonna pack a bag and I'm heading down....sweeeeeet....hey and for the record you are crazy...
I will pick you up at the airport...wow

It was 3 a.m.
Got a call from my friends from Tijuana
They said we're down in Mexico
Man, you ought to go, hop a plane if you wanna

We've been soaking up the sun, here having fun
Hanging out on the beach and drinking
As I packed my bags
Couldn't help but laugh as I got to thinking

Can you really be down in Mexico?
With sweet drinks in hand
Girls with sand and a tan
Don't go with tears, you know

From Monterrey to Tampico Bay
No matter how far south you go
Can you really be down in Mexico?

So here I am
Surrounded by sand and clear water
Watchin' the sun shine, makin' tan lines
Don't know which is harder

Mariachi Band don't play the blues and
That proves it's the only place
That you can have a broken heart
And a smile on your face

Can you really be down in Mexico?
With sweet drinks in hand
Girls with sand and a tan
Don't go with tears, you know

From Monterrey to Tampico Bay
No matter how far south you go
Can you really be down in Mexico?

Oh, from Monterrey to Tampico Bay
No matter how far south you go
Can you really be down in Mexico?
Can you really be down in Mexico?

Why'd you call me today with nothing new to say?
You pretend it's just hello, but you know what it does to me to see your number on the phone.
Now tell me, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want from me?
Are you tryin' to bring back the tears or just the memories?
You keep takin' me back, takin' me back where I've already been.
When we hang up it's like I'm losing you again.
Can't you see? So what do you want, what do you want from me?

I get so tired of living like this.
I don't have the time, neither do my friends,
To stay up at night, to pull me through,
And to find the things to keep my mind off of you.

So, now tell me, what do you want? What do you want? What do you want from me?
Did you call to say you've find someone and I'm a used- to- be.
You keep takin' me back, takin' me back where I've already been.
If you've moved on why does it feel like I'm losing you again?
Can't you see? So what do you want? What do you want from me?

What do you want me to say?
That I'm content? That I'm on the fence? That I wish you would've stayed?
Oh baby what do you want, what do you want, what do you want from me?
To come here and make love tonight cause you're feelin' lonely.
You keep takin' me back, takin' me back where I've already been.
When we wake up and say goodbye it's like I'm losing you again.
Can't you see? So what do you want, what do you want from me?
What do you want, what do you want from me?

[No lyrics]

Well, I had me a horse, named Bad Luck
She wasn't good lookin', but she sure could buck
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

(Fellas)
I put my momma on her, she threw her in the air
My dad said, "Son, that's a mother-buckin' mare"
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

I took her to the rodeo, she won second place
Really buckin' good in the buckin' barrel race
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

Well, I won a thousand dollars and put it in my hat
Bought a brand new saddle, she bucked me outta that
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

(Tell ya what)
She bucked me on the pick-up truck, bucked me on the fence
My dad said, "Son, ya got no buckin' sense"
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

(Here's the moral of the story)
So if ya got a bucker, don't ever buck around
That buckin' mother-bucker will buck ya on the ground
Yeah hoo, hey, hey
Yippee-yi-ki-yay
Yippee-yi-ki-yay

I ain't rich and I ain't famous but there's folks out there that come to see the band.
At times it seems that Nashville won't claim us.
So we just keep on trucking in a beat up van.
They call me a throw back another old hat act.
Well I can't help that's who I am.

I guess I'm just old school I love making music you can dance to.
I may not sound like the latest trend.
Never been on a tv show.
I got some buddies out in radio that spin my records every now and then.
So call me a dreaming fool, but wouldn't it be so cool if we made old school new again.

I know times they change.
So I ain't saying we need to go back to nudie suits, rhinestones and fringe.
I just wanna be proud of what I'm playing and sing a little lefty now and then.
Just hope there's a juke box that still has an empty slot.
Lord knows I ought to fit in.

I guess I'm just old school I love making music you can dance to.
I may not sound like the latest trend.
Never been on a tv show.
I got some buddies out in radio that spin my records every now and then.
So call me a dreaming fool, but wouldn't it be so cool if we made old school new again.

I know a cowboy who lost a friend we all wrote a song for him and we made old school new again.

[No lyrics]

Oh
(I'm not a toy, don't act like a boy)
Come back to me
(We fall so much how are we still standing)

Oh
(Let's toss this thing like a boomerang, I'm empty handed)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

We say we're good as gone
But then we cross those lines we've drawn
It's like we're taking turns
Throwin' matches at a bridge that will not burn

So won't you
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

You win
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Again

Oh
(I'm not a toy, don't act like a boy)
Come back to me
(We fall so much how are we still standing)

Oh
(Let's toss this thing like a boomerang, I'm empty handed)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

It this love or just a game?
We hide the passion, crave the pain
And in the midst of slammin' doors
I'm back in your arms wondering what we're fighting for

So won't you
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

You win
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Again

Oh
(I'm not a toy, don't act like a boy)
Come back to me
(We fall so much how are we still standing)

Oh
(Let's toss this thing like a boomerang, I'm empty handed)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

So won't you
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

You win
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Again

Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)

You win
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Come back to me
(Come back to me)
Again

Oh
(I'm not a toy, don't act like a boy)
Come back to me

[No lyrics]

Last night I went to town
Gave every bar around
A 100 bottles of beer on the wall
Lord, I could drink 'em all

With Jose, Jack and Jim
My best drinking friends
We poured 'em up, I shot 'em down
Lord, I thought I was gonna drown

How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in sight

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night

A little flaw in chemistry
A medical mystery
I feel washed up that I'm so dry
Can't even make a tear to cry

That this old aching head
Barely got out of bed
Now I'm hung over this kitchen sink
And I can't get enough to drink

How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night
Sippin' and a-tippin' and a-juggin' and a-luggin'
Huggin' every pretty girl in town

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night

Yeah, I woke up with this cotton mouth
Wrapped around my throat so tight
How can I be so thirsty this morning?
After all I drank last night

She was born in Central California just as sweet as the fruit on her daddys farm.
And my best friend said man I gotta warn ya she's a city girl with a little country charm.

We all met up out in San Jose with the top down we headed for the bay.
And with her hair blowing in the breeze she leaned and whispered my name is Tiffany.

But I called her Bakersfeild and it would always make her smile.
Don't know where she is today but she was mine for awhile.
Every time I drive through the California hills I find my mind is on Bakersfeild.

A couple sunsets and mimosa mornings I got more than my share of kisses on the beach.
Till Sunday found us too early with out warning.
And she was once in my arms and now she's outta reach.

Oh I called her Bakersfeild and it would always make her smile.
Don't know where she is today but she was mine for awhile.
Every time I drive through the California hills I find my mind is on Bakersfeild.

Yeah every time I drive through the California hills I find my mind is on Bakersfeild.
Mmm Bakersfeild

[No lyrics]

Today I wanted to write a tune started strummin' this little grove,
I could've wrote about love or money something sad or something funny,

But hey, hey, hey whats so wrong with one more drinkin' song,
Hold up your cups and sing along to one more drinkin' song

And if by chance this brings you cheer maybe someday you'll bring me a beer
or not to mention my favorite drink a marga-daiquiri-screw-aloda-on the beach

Hey, hey, hey whats so wrong with one more drinkin' song
Hold up your cups and sing along to one more drinkin' song

So here's to cheap whiskey and fine wine buyin' shots and pick up lines
And here's to bartenders tryin' to get paid when all of us are tryin' to get

Hey, hey, hey whats so wrong with one more drinkin' song
Hold up your cups and sing along to one more drinkin' song
Hey, hey, hey whats so wrong with one more drinkin' song
Hold up your cups and sing along to one more drinkin' song
Hey, hey, hey whats so wrong with one more drinkin' song
Hold up your cups and sing along to one more drinkin' song

Let's face the facts you ain't coming back, like a train down a track.
So much I'd change even your last name but it's way too late for that.
While I'm sinking low you're taking the high road.

Hope you get what you deserve.
And now our past like mental photographs I picture you with me.
As I lie awake in the bed I've made while you're fast asleep.
It's a lesson that I've learned and a peace of mind you've earned.

Hope you get what you deserve.
What goes and comes around.
Sure you've got it coming back to you.
Cause karma has a funny way of settling all the things we do
and girl right now you know I hurt but baby for what it's worth, hope you get what you deserve.

There's a world out there it ain't all unfair full of beautiful things.
And big or small hope you catch them all while you're chasing your new dreams.
With the hell you've endured go find heaven on earth.

Hope you get what you deserve.
What goes and comes around.
Sure you've got it coming back to you.
Cause karma has a funny way of settling all the things we do
and girl right now you know I hurt but baby for what it's worth, hope you get what you deserve.

Since you left me behind Lord knows I got mine.
Hope you get what you deserve.
Hope you get what you deserve.

[No lyrics]

Oh, all the names and locations have been changed
To protect the innocent, which would be me

Well, I missed class today, slept in a little late
Had too much fun last night
At least I got an "A" on my last test
I drank a case of Keystone Light

Well, that's the beer we drink here
You always get your money's worth
You put your beer goggles on, and they don't wear off
Until you're lovin' the worst

So let's change the subject
Well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
A "B" in beer, "C" is for the night class we live all year
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
So "F" is for, for Everclear

The teacher missed class today, slept in a little late
Had too much fun last night
At least she took us up on our last offer
To drink some warm, red wine

She used to be a stripper at the Ol' Red Fox
Down on Highway 69
Well, let me tell you friends, her shirt came off
By the end of the night

Well, let's change the subject
Well, how about those grades?
Well, there's an "A" in alcohol
A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who we love so dear
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
So "F" is for, for Everclear

Okay, here's where it gets good
So we missed class today, slept in a little late
Had too much fun last night
Well, I woke up this morning without any warning
Ms. Carter's layin' by my side

Well, I got a full ride all last night
She really knows her Sex Ed
And I learned more with my hands on
Than any book I've ever read

Well, let's change the subject
Well, how about those grades?
There's an "A" in alcohol
A "B" in beer, "C" is for Ms. Carter who's asleep right here
"D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
So "F" is for, for Everclear

That ol' "D" is for drunk, and there ain't no "E"
So "F" is for, for Everclear

[No lyrics]