Insane Clown Posse Album

To all that are receiving this broadcast, we are now entering the
Thirteenth hour of continuing cloud coverage
This ongoing event has now been upgraded to a national emergency
It has been a sleepless night past Metro Detroit as panic and terror

Has swept the streets it seems much of Detroit as well as
The rest of the country are still unsettled by this unexplainable
Cloud that still clutches the sky from New York to Honolulu
Miami to Fairbanks the expansion of the cloud has subsided

But a wall of darkness and artificial night still grips the land
Witnesses now tell us thousands upon thousands of people
Are emerging from sewers everywhere their faces are painted
And and and they look like clowns

The people are running and screaming but eye witnesses say
They're not in pain its almost like a strange type of joy has overtaken them
At this time we do not know where or why the people are running
But there seems to be an organized plan directing there action

It's like a guiding force is giving them supernatural stamina
The immense crowd of clowns are now on the move all in unison
Moving in one direction towards an unknown destination
Almost as if they see what others cannot heeding an inaudible call
That silently pierces this calm before the storm

Beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
Beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
Beautiful doom
Wonderful doom
Beautiful doom

Everybody dies, gargoyle skies
Main attraction is your own treachery and lies
Carnival arise, facing your demise
Cuz the acid rain came with a Boom! Pow! Bang!
And the purpose of the circus is definitely clear
Get you in the mirror cuz soon you'll be here
Sweat with the boom, don't forget to assume
Time catches up with some beautiful doom

Beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
Beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
Beautiful doom
Wonderful doom
Beautiful doom

Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything
Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything
Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything
Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything
Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything
Time catches all of us
Surpassing everything

Tents pop up cuz the show's in town
And everybody knows what goes around
You're a three ring act, let's hope it suits ya
Your past and your present will determine ya future
No White Witch can save ya, no potion
And six times deeper than the Indian Ocean
Life goes by with a Bang! Pow! Boom!
And then LOOK OUT! Here come the beautiful doom

Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter

Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter
Tear your ticket, then you enter

Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado
The throat chokers, cut-throat jokers
Juggalotus and you know this
Most hated band on the planet
So fresh they can't stand it
Dark Carnival minions
The Duke of the Wicked
And the Southwest-side Stranglord himself
Big Violent J, and Sugar Shaggy2Dope
Wicked-wicky-wocked-wicky-wicked Clowns, bitch!
Boom!
A beautiful doom
Boom!
A beautiful doom
Boom!
A beautiful doom
Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!
A beautiful doom
Bang! Pow! Boom!

IN YO FACE!

(violent J)
I pop out the box, swing on a spring
big violent j wit the axe out, SHING!
trouble we bring, a juggalo thing
wicked clown wit tha boom bow bang,
IN YO FACE!

(shaggy 2 dope)
Smash through the glass as the fireworks blast
shaggy the clown here to murda some ass
i be the strangala! known coast to coast
and i turn any thug into a ghost
IN YO FACE!

(violent j)
some scream juggalo only when its convienent
and no they dont mean it
we sick of bein lenient
step yo ass back before the hatchet attacks
and you catch a few hacks from the axe
in yo face!

(shaggy 2 dope)
I crawl like a tarantula on my toes and thumbs
born to the carnies gypsies and bums
i spit my raps and tongues
over voodoo drums
bitch wicked shit this way comes
in yo face!

(CHORUS)X2
for you!
something special for you!
we got you covered homie,
something exclusive for you
IN YO FACE!

(Violent j)
I was fuckin' this slut up in her dirty ass
threw the rubber out the window as we drove past
funny thing i see you standin' on the grass
and it fuckin' stuck to your mustache
in yo face!

(shaggy 2 dope)
Bang to the pow, wang to the mouth
boom go tha wicked clowns southwest style
from Pluto to your anus, we underground famous,
for doom and in a way bass booms?
in yo face!

(violent j)
I shook the hand of satin wit a cross in my palm
burnt all the flesh all the way up his arm
i wasnt scared i was giddy to do it
then i lopped his head off and threw it
in yo face!

(shaggy)
Insane Clown Posse never gonna fade
helped yo ass get laid back in 8th grade
many years pass and we still top grade
blowin' up like a hand grenade
in yo face!

(CHORUS)

(violent j)
billy bill, jumpsteady, and Nate The Mack
down till the end n never take it back
i'd die for the hatchet, psychopathic records boys bumpin
wicked shit thumpin
in yo face!

(shaggz)
They all wanna kill us but we already dead
and if they think we'll ever die they severely mislead
phonies out there posin' as juggalos
but they see it as a demographic to to push what have it
in yo face!

(violent j)
Neden- if u aint down wit that fuck off
i like gettin my dick sucked jacked off and salad tossed
ugly hoes, fine hoes, none go to waste
but for you, Herpe Meth head anus
in yo face!

(shaggz)
Mike E. Clark can make the street pound legs downin, all around is surround sound one fuck up and the other one down, fuckin
throwin up the wicked clown
in yo face!

The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hands
He was takin' me to jail, but that wasn't my plan
I broke the arm off my and stabbed him hard as I can
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
I jumped over the others, and kicked the door down with my feet
Ran down the stairs and headed right into the street
Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
I hit the gas and I'm swervin' in and out of every lane
Coppers on my tail, I'm drivin' like I'm insane
Old man up in the street, crossin' slowly with his cane
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
Smashed into a post, I jumped outta my car
Hopped over a wall runnin' through someone's yard
Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)

(chorus:)
Why do they fuck with me? (When I win the fight)
Why do they fuck with me? (When I'm in the right)
Why do they fuck with me? ('Cause I ain't the one)
He got the booooooooooooooooooooone

I busted out through the front door and booked down the block
The neighbors joined in the chase, someone's shootin' a glock
The mailman tried to stop me but I picked up a rock
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
Police screechin' 'round the corner with they red and blue lights
I threw some fuckin' nerdy off his 10 speed bike
But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
I ran into a restaurant, busted into the kitchen
Workers on my ass and the cooks, they was bitchin'
A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife and oh, did I mention
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
Out to the alley, took the stairs up to the roof
Chopper bustin' shots at me and I ain't bulletproof
I threw a rock up at the gunman and blew out his tooth
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)

(chorus)

Cut through the parkin' lot, I ran up into the mall
Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers, and all
Throwin' shoppers off the escalator, watchin' them fall
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!!!)
Absolute pandamonium all over the place
Everybody dropped their shopping bags and joined in the chase
When a cop tried to tackle me he got kicked in the face
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
Stole his fuckin' golf cart and bust through the glass
Sideswiped a man, a kid, and cut across the grass
Some fuckin' kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass
He got the bone (HE GOT THE BONE!!!)
Police shot the tires of my ride is a joke
I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losin' all hope
I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke
They got the bone (THEY GOT THE BONE!!!)
(chorus)

Wake the dead(x8)

Rest in peace?!
What?!
Fuck that!
Rest in pandemonium bitch
In fact don't even rest, get the fuck up and bust somethin sweet
Wake that dead ass sleep!

When I die it's time to celebrate
All love escape the hella hate, first thing ima do is start rockin, in the casket, pop lockin
Dirt dust, chippin away the rust with these freaky moves that I bust
Ima pop out, rock out with my cock out
Monster mash all across the grass
Spendangle, on the top of tomb stones, wake up them pile of bones
Foot float right out the grave yard on the street, crab walkin way hard
Cars stop, what the fuck is goin on?
dead bodies, dancin on the lawn
Do the sprinkler, do the superman
Get stupid that's the plan

[Chorus]
Get up! Jump with the boom
Zombie slide up out ya tomb
Can u fuck it up like us? can u freak the moves that we bust?!
Get up jump with the bang
Zombie slide and do your thang
Can u fuck it up like us?
Can u freak the moves that we bust?!

When I die, please don't cry any, (why?) cause i'm poppin up and doin the shimmy, fuck heaven and hell they can both wait, i'm gettin live freakin this snake, my left eyeball hangs outta my face, when I'm crumpin at a murderous pace, police shootin at me, I bust a hitchhike, I break it down any way you like, you don't even know what the fuck is goin on, (what do they call that?) I'm mowin the lawn, they wanna pop me, try to drop me, back spin into a kick stand, they can't stop me, look at me fuckin up air guitar, that they shit, so there you are, we live forever, so there you go, J-U-double G-A-L-O!

[Chorus]
Get up! Jump with the boom
Zombie slide up out ya tomb
Can u fuck it up like us? can u freak the moves that we bust?!
Get up jump with the bang
Zombie slide and do your thang
Can u fuck it up like us?
Can u freak the moves that we bust?!

Wake the dead x4
[music]
Come on!
[music]
[Chorus]
Get up! Jump with the boom
Zombie slide up out ya tomb
Can u fuck it up like us? can u freak the moves that we bust?!
Get up jump with the bang
Zombie slide and do your thang
Can u fuck it up like us?
Can u freak the moves that we bust?!
[music with "zombie slide" being said intermittently]
[laughter going into "To Catch A Predator"]

(Verse #1)
I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl
I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world
I tell them I'm curious, and I'm only 12
Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself
Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer
Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em
It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade
I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade
The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside
In my best little girl voice I'm like,
"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!"
And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me
"Hi there"
I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts
Hit 'em where the blood squirts
Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it
Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding

(chorus #1)
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn for this
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #2)
Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service
Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this
Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin',
titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in
I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance
While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance
I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13
Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean?
Bring me some Funions and a slurpy
Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes
And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor
Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker
"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in
With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin
I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody
Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody

"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ."
"zip it"
"plea. please I got money"
"Shut it fucker!"
"Please! we can work this out"
"Silence I said"

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead
Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head
Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths
Now what ya'll talkin about?

(chorus #2)
I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

(verse #3)
The house is getting funky bodies in the basement stink
What the fuck am I thinkin'?
I put my face-paint on and go down stairs
And beat they ass some times, cuz it ease my mind
Some of them are dead, and some of them are livin'
But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given

I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun
They cant run so they mad fun
I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell
I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well
I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there"
But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair
He seen it, ran, I had to give chase
We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face
I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck
Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck

"ahhh help, some body any body!"
zip it
"ahhh! please!"
Shut it the fuck up
"ahhh!"
People are lookin! Silence!

A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen
And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin'
Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man
But they all never said anything bout it again

(chorus #3)

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

I'm probably going to burn for this
Ain't no lesson to learn from this
There's nothing I'ma earn
But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun!

*go slow go slow go slow you've got an awfully big cock!*

Bitches get sprung when I walk by, I don't know if its my ass or maybe cause I talk fly. No lie, as soon as I speak to em' they all want me to screw em'

I introduce myself and panties start fallin no dinner dates fuck stallin your girl his wife it don't matter they all want this dick hole platter

It's dangerous for any chick on my arm, other hoes wanna cause em' bodily harm Maybe cause I wear my jeans so tight
but they all fight for the right to fuck me all night,
these hoes wanna kiss any time any place and have clown paint smudged all on their face,
they steal my number, catch me on the internet tell me all has the nedens are drippin' wet

Bitches hang around my home like stray cats, tryna catch a mother fucker shirtless it could be my profile or haircut but I turn sweetie boos into sluts!

I take it in the butt is what the lady at the store said (?) Walgreens offer (?) and I'm gettin free food up at Subway, every bitch and her momma love J!!

*Chorus*
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna fuck me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung, and I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Your lady's got eyes for me,
and I know when your fuckin her she cries for me
Females judges sentences me to take time i tell em all to
make a single file dick line, ugly ducklings and beautiful angels they all droppin they thongs to their ankles
maybe its my cologne, right guard,
i dont know but for this dick yo they fight hard

Hoes love throwin their panties at me, poopstains and all
my brains in awe, is it my swagga? or is it my (?) they want a piece of this wang nut pie
I could be itchin my athletes feet, and hoes be like aww thats so sweet. And everything translates to sex, bitches beggin me to flex my pecks.

Slippin me digits, turn around and (?)
Shits ridiculous, I'm like slow down, I got plenty of pipe to go around. Two are in the kitchen, three in the bath tub, im with somebody fat wife makin mad love. Real women (?) you can ask my bitch, your momma knows!!

*Chorus*
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna fuck me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung, and I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Oh its been so cock sucking long since I , Oh its been so cock sucking long since I, Oh its been so cock sucking long since I, Oh its been so cock sucking long since I tasted a big prick like yours! x2

*Chorus*
I can't help but spring these hoes, and they all wanna fuck me,make love to me. And I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung, and I'm quick to leave a bitch sprung

Mannn! Fuck all these fucking sprung ass hoes! Yo, this bitch ain't gettin no dick, (?) ain't gettin no dick, fuck that (?) I don't give a fuck who the fuck you are. Unless (?) you ain't gettin none! and fuck you too bitch!!

*skit*
"Louann, get me another beer. I'm so sorry Jack but there ain't none left. Come here Louann, what, closer, what? Come here Louann, *slaps* what do you mean theres no god damn beer left? Dammit you been drinkin my beers women. No Jack I swear. And shut that fucking kid up before he gets another whoppin."

I Just want someone there somebody to
agree or diagree someone to tell me what's
right or wrong, somebody to talk to, eat with,
be with, somebody who cares wether I'm alive or not
somebody who knows whether I'm alive or not

I was walking home through an alley way
paid no attention tripped over a leg
it was a dead body hit off to the side
he looked like a crackhead, maybe twenty-five
he looked rather lonely, both his eyes were open
through him on my shoulder took him to the homestead
laid him on my couch, cooked him pizza rolls
opened up his mouth, stuffed them down his throat

then we went to target I pushed him in the cart
and people stopped and stared, they thought he was retarded
I put him in some shades and sprayed him down with axe
we went in the movies and just chilled and relaxed

Chorus:
I found a body, I sure as hell could use a buddy
I'm lonely, I could use a homie
Ever since I got out, stress has been on me, stress has been on me

I just don't wanna be alone anymore
I just wanna be around somebody, I mean anybody
I just don't wanna be alone

We went to Clark Park, It's my favorite place
Had to shoot the birds off, picking at his face
Then we took a bike ride he rode the handle bars
Stopped and had some icecream he started acting hard

First he wasn't talking, then he wouldn't eat
Then it fucking hit me, I found him in the street
He's fucking dead, I almost forgot
He has a hole in his head he must of got shot

(Chorus)

I can't stand anymore loneliness
I just don't wanna be alone, fuck

I took him to my mom's house
She called him a user cuz he had my shoes on
She thinks he's a loser, he don't have a job yet
Got nothing on rent
Pretty much everything on him is spent

I got into a fist fight, two thugs jumped me
He stayed in the car chillen in the front seat
Come to think about it he ain't really my friend
But whatever we got I don't want it to end cuz

(Chorus)

He's just selfish
You're just being selfish
unappreciative that's all
Selfish, What did you say to me?
You're the one acting like that
I ain't the one acting like that
That's you, that's what you're being like
Don't even talk to me anymore

I'm in love. Think I'm in love.
I'm free, I was released just that morning, standing there thinking freedom is boring leaning against a telephone pole that's when I seen here and lost control. She was in her car waiting at the light; she looked right at me and I thought that I might be in love. But then the shit turned green and she quickly took off and I ran in between the cars behind her. Screaming for HELP! opened the car door and yanked the seatbelt off some fat kid and tossed his ass. Jumped in his pick up and mashed the gas caught up to my love road along the side, she was looking kinda terrified. But I rammed her car and gave her a nudge and told her to pull over I think I'm in love.
I'm telling you girl, I'm watching you. (I'm coming closer.) I'm telling you girl I'm watching you. (I'm coming closer.)x2
I was bagging groceries out on parole, ten hour shifts taken its toll I glanced up, for a look at the time there she was, two lanes from mine, my stomach fell like a roller coaster. I dropped my shit and starting walking close to introduce myself, and gave her a hug and went in for the kiss but I got no love. She yanked away like she was offended. But I know true love and she's pretending, she ran outside in the parking lot and I was on that ass, she was fucking hot. I spun her around and licked her face, she screamed, hit me with a can of mase, some guy from nowhere knocked me out as if I don't know what true love is about.
I'm telling you girl, I'm watching you. (I'm coming closer.) I'm telling you girl I'm watching you. (I'm coming closer.)x2

Hey I know where we can go. Where? Lets go to Fonz Pond. What? No way dude you know how many kids died there? No way! I should've known you guys would be a bunch of baby pussies about it. Fuck that aint afraid. You don't even know where its at. Yes I do. Then where is it then?

Off lickety trail theres a pond where many a children died,
Its a place to run to and disappear a place where some folks hide.
But they will tell you about the rumors that swell around this lake,
Some say there's something in the water them deaths are no mistake.
The fog that rides along the top has been said to carry voices,
Those of the dead who took the dare and jumped in they made bad choices,
SOme have seen and others heard that they seen along the bottom,
Are all the bodies of the girls and boys preserved and remaining half-rotten.

The water's fit with murky mud,
the weeds are red like splattered blood.
In this pond a spirit cries,
snakes and bugs replace his eyes.
Some don't believe and dared to swim,
something under will pull you in.
Hidden deep in the wild brush,
if you know where it is then hush.

We almost there,
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.

Off likety trail theres a pond where many a children perished,
the water is black even in the sunlight deep and dark nightmarish.
Some believe the bodies surface and bask underneath the moon,
Others say they seen a headless boy stumbling round the lagoon.
The loons scream all night long,
sounds malotic sings you a song.
missing children swampy depths,
mysteries are secrets kept.
Staring owls snakes and frogs,
Leeches living off hollow logs.
Somethings watching from the water,
it took them missing sons and daughters.

Its over there.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.

Fight for air,
Something strong is pulling me under pulling me under.
Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me down.
Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me under pulling me under.
Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me down.

Only terrifying horror tales emulate from this one place,
Several children young boys and girls disappear here without a trace.
What you believe and what you don't is entirely up to you,
But if you go up there and swim alone ou'll know exactly whats true.
Somethings dragging through the mud,
mesquitos attrackted to the blood.
They say the dark depths have no bottom,
Some never came back up and got 'em.
Crazy kids come party here,
It swallows more souls every year.
The jump right in and disappear,
best to stay away from up there at Fonz Pond.

There it is.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.

Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me under pulling me under.
Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me down.
Fight for air,
Something strong is pulling me under pulling me under.
Fight for air,
something strong is pulling me down.

Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.
Don't go in the water,
at Fonz Pond.

fuck fuck you
fuck fuck you
guess what
fuck fuck you
fuck fuck you
guess what

first i slap your head with a bat
the bloody splat crack wooden bat
wind it back whack your cheek bone
stomp your nose in 'till it's gone
pick you back up and puch your gut
double you over and fold you shut
let you drop and invite the crew
to kick you face in two- ooohh
racist biggot you dirty demon
dig your eyes out while your screamin'
drive your head into the concrete
use your forehead to paint the street
child abusin' piece of cpap
a couple of knee drops across your back
rip your pants down for the cause
take two bricks and clap your balls

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you
ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

pig molestor where you headed?
in your back my knife's embeded
take my car jack and wreck your knees
'cause you sicker then an ass desease
some teeth fall out, you swallow the rest
bang! pow! boom! and your mouths a mess
some how your tounge's hangin' out'a your neck
and i ain't even barely got started yet
throwin' stars stickin' out'a your forehead
keep you alive to make you feel more dead
down your throat with a broken bottle
kick to your neck then make you swallow
stomp each and every rib 'till it breaks
and when it's all over hell awaits
take this hammer poud out your scrotem
pancake food left for the rodents

fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up- duck bitch!
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

i say beat you say that ass
beat
that ass
beat
that ass
i say beat you say that ass
beat that- bitch ass
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
bang boom pow boom bang
let your fists swing
bang boom pow boom bang
let your fists swing
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
k-i-c-k y-o a-s-s
oh yes!
i say beat you say that ass
beat
that ass
beat
that ass
i say beat you say that ass
beat that- bitch ass!
fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up
fuck you up, fuck you up, fuck you up
it's about time i fuck you up

ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you
ooh i'm hurtin' you
run your ass better run your ass!
ooh i'm hurtin' you
imma fuckin' kill you

fuck you up... fuck you up
ha ha ha haa haaa
fuck you up... fuck you up
ha ha ha haa haaa

ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha haa haaa

You know whut would be the shit?
If we had our own island. Man

Lets trip in the sun (repeat)
Violent J:
I got my toes in the sand, watchin hoes play volleyball.
It's summer time, and I'm feeling jolly ya'll.
food on the fire, boats in the water and takin time off from my serial slaughteren.
here for the weekend, me and these friends, sunny sunshine, and blue blue skies never end.
Theres a mermaid, wavin me to come in, underwater on my balls she's hummin.Smokin on a phat one, we come to have fun, I got my dick in your hotdog bun.pouring out shots for everybody that's sippin, let's get loose now, skinny dippin.
Don't hate me cause the speedo I'm wearin, got your girlfriend stairin.We out here, sky's so clear, ice cold beer, suntan topless, BITCH, come over here.

CHORUS: On Juggalo island, We can be one. Let our nuts hang by the water. On Juggalo island, we can have fun. We can let go, by the water.

Shaggy: Bang! Pow! Boom!, sunny like high noon, met some lettes, and they all comin over soon.
Have aluha, I'm getting blew out, come over here if you ever get threw out.
We gotta place for ya, never will ignore ya, gotta hot plate and a drink we gunna pour ya.
Corpse on tha grill, plays on the one, two, and around here the dead have fun too
Stiffs in the water, float and we see you, doing flips in the air on a sea-do
No cops, unless they pourin out shots, unless ur helping us smoke these crops.
Surfin on the big one, havin big fun, fuckin with a big fat one under the sun.
lettin them hang, doing our thang, listen to them up and down the beach everybody sing.

CHORUS

Violent J: And when the sun goes down, we up all night, dance of the dead, boogywoogy in the moon light.
Fuck the rules, right? the dead do bite, listen to the quiji board, we can only do right.
Can't do wrong, fatty in a blue thong, everybody can't be together with you gone.
Come get with this, wicked ridiculous, This world is ours everybit of this.

Shaggy: Get you a burger with cheese, enjoy the breeze, I'm choppin coconuts outta palm trees
And we all in, a free ballin, see me shore side, surfin on a dolphine.
Grass skirt, dead hola girls, hatchets, and whutever your fishing hook catches.
We don't leave without you, so lets hang, Boom Pow Bang, lets do the damn thang.

CHORUS

Let's trip in the sun (repeat)

CHORUS

You wait for death to happen
You loot the bloody wrecks
You kindly (amble the feebelos?)
Up out they penchant checks
You kick em when they down
You tell them God is coming
You work the lowly souls
Eight-hundred numbers running
You sell what you repossess
You clean them out they nest
You wait for them to try to rest
Then yank it out they chest
You sell them medicine
You make them think they need
You come around the flowers
But you's a dirty weed

Like serpents and snakes
They rattle and bite
Whatever it takes
They get what they like
Always they fake
And know it ain't right
Your money, they make it
Then gone in the night
And make no mistake
They do got a heart
It's blacker than coal
And hard as a rock
Don't quiver or shake
When they take and part
And breaking apart
Who swim with the sharks

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain
Pick us, your wretchedly sick and deranged
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture
Pick at the heart, pick at the soul
Pick em and drag em down into your hole
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture

You cut the fingers off
If there's a ring still on em
Even if they come in cursed
You still want em
You promised big things
Is headed for next year
But then you disappear
As soon as the checks clear
You lash out at the poor
And tell em to give you more
Sell everything off for the church
Sleep on the floor
You point the juiciest necks
Out to all the vampires
But lurking in the dark
You might get bit by spiders

Lizards and bugs
Flies and mosquitoes
Hookers with drugs
And dirty ass needles
Alleyway cats
Possums and rats
Killers with gats
Attacking with bats
They scums, bums
As anything comes and goes
They pimps
With tons of hoes
Dirty like all of those
I suppose
Cuz wicked's the way that they chose

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain
Pick us, your wretchedly sick and deranged
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture
Pick at the heart, pick at the soul
Pick em and drag em down into your hole
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture

Go away doc
Leave him alone
When will he die?
I'll be at home
Who gets his car?
Who gets the crib?
Those are his pills?
I'm popping the lid
I give him a week
What do I get?
Put me in his will
He's moving again
Sign it like him
Cut off that beep
There go his morphine
That shit is sweet
Give me a hit
The preacher called
He's trying to get paid
Who's feeding his dog?
Fuck that dog
It's beeping again
Ohh, that morphine's kicking in
What about his money
He wants the church to have it
How long till he dies
Let's check his wallet
Let's pull the plug
Do you think he can hear?
He's fucking dying
He doesn't care

Like serpents and snakes
They rattle and bite
Whatever it takes
They get what they like
And they gonna hide
And they gonna run
But they're gonna suffer
Some Carnival fun
And make no mistake
They do got a heart
It's blacker than coal
And hard as a rock
They gonna visit
The Carnival grounds
And they gonna perish
We promise you now

Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain
Pick us, your wretchedly sick and deranged
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture
Pick at the heart, pick at the soul
Pick em and drag em down into your hole
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture
Pick at the eyes, pick at the brain
Pick us, your wretchedly sick and deranged
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture
Pick at the heart, pick at the soul
Pick em and drag em down into your hole
Cuz you's a vulture
A wicked vulture

I was never nothin' popular, and neither was she.
She was kind though, always had a smile for me.
I never thought much about her, didn't see her that way, and she was always out sick, missin' every other day.
Now that I think about it we was always sayin' hello, I always thought it was cuz we were both people alone.
I hardly knew her at all, she sat behind me in some classes, what was really goin' on behind her glasses?

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And why is (Vera Lee haunting me, here with me, Vera Lee haunting me, watching me, carefully *repeats*)

When I heard she passed away I must admit that I was sad, of all the angry faces hers was sweet and always glad.

I hardly knew her for nothin', I only knew she was cool, a quiet soul so fragil slippin through the hallways at school.

Now that she's gone... I can hear her crying my name, although it doesn't make sense to think about it's insane, but what if I was something special to her just because I said hi?

What if she would always dream about if I was her guy?
And what if all those hellos we shared went a long way?
What if she felt for me...like in a strong way?
What if she was low but always tried to make it in?

And why is (Vera Lee haunting me, here with me, Vera Lee haunting me, watching me, carefully *repeats*)

Whyyy? Is she calling out to meee??? To meeee? Whyyyy? Is she callin' out to meee??? To meeeee???

She was pale, she looked ill and so frail, maybe she looked at my life and how it's so stale and thought that we're both outcasts, maybe we can have each other.

It flew right over my head, I never even bothered, now its too late, now every night, I hear her in my head...beggin me to join her with the dead.

To think about it's so strange, I hear her singing my name, Vera Lee I hear her in the rain.

(Vera Lee haunting me, here with me, Vera Lee haunting me, watching me, carefully *repeats*)

Whyyy? Is she calling out to meee??? To meeee? Whyyyy? Is she callin' out to meee??? To meeeee???

We got a theory, see like, we got a theory about magic and miracles. That's right…
If magic is all we ever known then it's easy to miss what really goes on, but I have seen miracles in every way and it have seen miracles every day, Oceans spanding beyond my site, and a million stars way above em at night, we don't have to be high to look in the sky, and know that is a miracle open wide. Look at the mountains trees the seven seas, and everything chillin under water please, hot lava, snow, rain and fog, long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs. I have seen 85 thousand people all in one room together as equal, pure magic is the birth of my kids I've seen shit that shock your eyelids, the sun and the moon even mars the milky way fuckin shooting starts, ufo's, a river flows, plant a little seed and nature grows, Niagara falls and the pyramids, everything you believed in as kids, fuckin rainbows after it rains, there's enough miracles here to blow your brain, I fed a fish to a pelican and Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone he ran away, and music is magic pure and clean you feel it you can hear it and it can't be seen.
Are you a believer in miracles? (Music it's all magic, you can't even hold it) Do you notice and recognize miracles? It's just there in the air, are you a believer in miracles? (Pure motherfucking magic, this shit will blow your MF mind.)
Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling and it feels the room from the floor to the ceiling, I've seen miracles all around me, stop and look around its all astounding, water, fire air and dirt, fucking magnets, how do they work? I don't want to talk to a scientist, ya'll MF lying and getting me pissed, solar eclipse and vicious weather, 15,000 Juggalos together and I love my mom for giving me this time on this planet, take nothing for granted, I seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly, miracles aint nothing to lye, shaggys little boys look just like shaggy and my little boy looks just like daddy, miracles each and everywhere you look and nobody has to stay where they put, this world is yours for you to explore, it's nothing but miracles beyond your doors, the dark carnival is your invitation, to witness that of there our explanation, take a look at this fine creation and enjoy it better with appreciation, crows ghosts, the midnight coasts, the wonders of the world, mysteries, the most. Just open your mind and in no way to ignore the miracles of everyday, that's real.
Are you a believer in miracles? (Magic every in this bitch, it's all around you and you don't even know it.) Do you notice and recognize miracles? It's just there in the air, are you a believer in miracles? (Pure motherfucking magic, this shit will blow your MF mind.)

(chorus) with a bang! say goodbye to everything
cause complete iniahlation is the reason he came
and a pow! he's whiping everything out, turn your whole fuckin world into a mushroom cloud
and a boom! it ur inevitible doom, nobody escapes and everybodies consumed
welcome to the dark carnivals super show, you're our specialy invited guests and i'll tell you what for
cause you're oue evilest pedifiles, racists and abusers
all together we got
fifty-thousand of you losers
you're about to witness an incredible sight
no ones ever lives to tell about it
and dont think u might
its about to rain flames
frames and brains to be blown into peices is the reason u came
racist bigigts wife beaters, judges and cowards all crowded together expecting a show and some dollars
but instead the shit you're gunna see
you're fearing in hell
it a concert explosion, seeing feelings u shall

(chorus) (x1)

in the deserts of navada
where nothin else matta, its the perfect place for you and your intestens to splata
and while bang! pow! boom! stedy stop u all out
you're in the hole for the nuclear fall out with the snakes and creapy freak
hotch and cotch and horney freaks
shaddy ladies evil ernies richy richs and charlie cheaps
bang pow boom! they say the show is the bomb
i heard its strait up explosives, some even call it napalm
nobody paddles back, it no kinda war
ts a one way exicution, blow u strait to hell through the floor
what u think you here for sound the alarm
ladies and gentleman eat shit and die, lets bring em on

(chorus) (x1)

the earth is sick of demented brains and thoughts, but here they are all together, every one of them caught
this is a celibration, in fact the carnivals cheering
its not to often bang pow boom! makes an aperence
and the winds in the sky will carry away with the ash
but for now lets enjoy, the big bang blast!

(chorus) (x12)

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