Green Jellÿ Album

Carnage rules!

Rockin' and rollin' my way through town,
Yeah, baby, I get around,
Make mine murder, paint the town red,
Squash any spider, hanging by a thread

You can't run, I'm having too much fun.
Listen all you fools, don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice, heed my word and pay my price.

All day long I'm completely insane,
Crashin' and smashin' like a hurricane,
Cruisin' on my ride,
You best step aside,
First on my list,
Crushin' bugs with my fist.

My blade's all red,
Hear what I said?
Listen all you fools, don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice, heed my word and pay my price.

I'm out of my mind, no time to waste,
It helps me unwind, I love the chase,
This wasting, dude, is nothing but rude,
There's no stoppin' all this toppin',
No matter what your size, crushin' spiders like flys,

Listen all you fools, don't you know that carnage rules?
Told you once, I won't tell you twice, heed my word and pay my price.

In your sleep, I will hunt you down!
Crunch bones. Rage war.
I said Your life is a worthless game,
Darkness covers your life today in shadows
You run away, I'll feast on agony's only day.
In the pit of saddened clouds, screams of pain, I get aroused,
Carcass melted down, only Krunch can silence the sounds...
Of pain. It's always the same. You, dying in pain. Pain! Pain! Pain!
I wait at your open grave,
Laughing at your silent grace, I'll spit on your broken face,
Killing in the only name,
Til then, I'll hunt you down, til I see your siding blown,
Where left is only ground screaming of the unholy sound.
Of pain, it's always the same. You, dying of pain. Pain! Pain! Pain!
It's so exciting.
Lockjaw is hunting down, trudging is his only sound,
Take it to your screams of pain, agony drives you insane!
This is my chosen life, driven by the gods of pain,
If I am wrong, you are right, why will you die tonight?

Dead!
I've got golden hairs upon my chin,
Got my clothes right from the Goodwill bin,
Sealin' riffs and drinkin' coke,
Boppin' from the tar and smoke,
Every time I get hit,
Prizes in my head that split,
Lie around for little brats,
Wearin' backwards baseball caps,
Blindfold me and take that stick,
Hit me in the head with it!
Aye carumba, baby.
Tootsie Rolls and Mounds were in my head,
Chocolate stains remain upon my bed,
Bleach my hair and slip it back,
Cop nutritious sugar smack,
Every time I get hit,
Prizes in my head that split,
Lie around for mosh pit twits,
Writing dumb crunch metal hits,
Blindfold me and take that stick,
Hit me in the head with it!
I think that Jeremy's broken now. Jeremy's broken, huh!
Out, out to hit my head.
Ya hit my head, don't ya hit my head!
No pinata hed!
Sometimes I feel like a nut...

Body crusher, 360 muncher, burnin' out on the power trip,
Two-faced interragation, hell, liar, liar, panties on fire,
Razor blade in the hand, rage you wanna fix,
Gotta, gotta fix, fix a man,
Burnin' acid, angry sweat, fire,
Grind howlin', crow cacklin',
Two faced interragation, brains by the stupid head ripped,
Razor blade...
Hit the drecks, be nowhere, copy-cat manipulation,
Knuckles buzzin' through the air, soul stripper over there,
Razor blade...

The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!

You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!

WHAT'S THIS CABBAGE?!

The bear went over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see, SO!
He went back over the mountain to see what he could see. HEY!
The other side of the mountain was all that he could see!

HEY, IS THAT A BEAR OVER THERE?!!

Hey, Boo Boo, let's scare the ranger.
Gee, Yogi...

You darn fool, you darn fool, can't you plainly see? HEY!
It's nothing but a cabbage head his grandma said to me. HO!
Many a-miles I've traveled, a thousand miles or so, HEY!
I never saw a head of cabbage with hair upon it before!

SOMEBODY GIVE THAT CABBAGE A HAIR CUT!!

Do you think that you can fight me?
You worthless, little worm!
Fight! Fight! Fight!
The fighting must go through, I'll kick you when you're down,
Back-stabbing shit-heads (censored???), laughing like a clown,
Cop, you wanna go through? Shoot you when you're down,
Back-stabbing shit-heads (censored???) throwing you like you've flown,
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I am not a liar, worthless, little cunt (censored???),
Rip you all and loving it when I kick you, when I cut,
Ah, you little shit-heads (censored???), you will be a fool,
If you are, you'll feel it when I (fuck but censored??) with a tool,
Shitty (censored???) town weasle, stealing what you got,
Spooked you wide open when I give you one more shot,
Ah, you little bastard (censored???), you won't be a fuss,
Fast little bastard (censored???), probably die a wuss,
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I am not a liar...
I am not a liar, never gonna stop.

I don't believe you can do it.
Aaaaaaaaaa! A ha ha.
You're inexcusable.
Sleeping through the back, I (fucked a dope inspector, trouble??????) now,
Sleepwalk til I never sleep, lost in a ???? soul,
Dead come down, the spirits come to my bed,
All there is, all there was,
Reachin' for the better pills, yeah.
Super elastic, double plastic,
Decapatation takes off my head,
Why do you keep on mauling (???) me?
Distant sounds of dead men fix, we take the test to use again,
Don't you see it's all a game, schedules take control for you,
Zodiac zombie, mental mumble, you can't hear a word I say,
Go ahead and try it punk, yeah,
Super elastic, double plastic,
Decapatation takes off my head,
Super elastic, double plastic,
Regurgatation lands on my head,
Then he wanted out of the wrestling game and got into strip-teasing.
I want a Zombie in a tall glass.
Super 'lastic, never plastic, decapatation takes off my head,
Screamin' through the black, I fucked that dope inspector, trouble, ah,
Sleepwalk til I never sleep, lost in (???) soul,
Death come down, the spirits come to my bed,
All there is, all there was,
Reachin' for the better pills, yeah,
Super elastic...
AAAAAAAAAAA!!No! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Get me samples.

Kids jump when they're happy, adults jump when they're sad,
Kids jump up real high, adults jump a long way down,
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,
Kids jump up to summer sunlight, adults jump down to cold cement,
Kids jump to keep on moving, adults jump to end it all,
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump,
Oh, yeah-ah.
Jump, jump, jump, jump,
Kids jump when they're elated, adults jump when they're frustrated,
Kids jump to keep on moving, adults jump to end it all,
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump jump,
Now, jump.

Hey all you freaks, don't you know that birds have beaks?
Can't you see the real truth? My friend Bob is missing a tooth,
If I find myself upside down, I can never turn it all around, 'cause I'm a
JERK!
I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK!
It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK!
Can't you see that I'm a
JERK?
It's what I wanna be!
The life I live is dumb, I spend my time watchin' my thumb,
All those years of schoolin' left me big and dumb and droolin',
If my head was on straight, maybe that wouldn't be so great, 'cause I'm a
JERK!
I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK!
It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK!
Can't you see that I'm a
JERK?
It's what I wanna be!
If you see me in the street, make sure that I have my feet,
If you catch me up on a wall, don't you hit me when I fall,
People ask me why I like to be a big jerk? Man, 'cause I'm a
JERK!
I smell real bad, and I'm a
JERK!
It ain't so sad that I'm a
JERK!
Can't you see that I'm a
JERK?
It's what I wanna be!
And I'm a JERK! , yeah I'm a JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK! JERK!
Man, you're a jerk...

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, we're gonna try and do it without blowing the power this time,
yeah. So once again, I ask you to raise your hands because you got free pop and
chips today. Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you're beautiful. Oh, oh oh oh, I ain't never
seen nothin' like this before. Oh oh oh oh. It brings a tear to my eye, oh yeah.
Lookit! Lookit, isn't it beautiful? Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh oh oh oh
yeah, You're beautiful, you're beautiful, yeah, you played that purdy, yeah.

I heard it from a friend on that long and lonesome highway,
Be ready for love, and every fork in the road,
And my and my baby, it's a sweet tart, yeah,
So bitter to the taste and so heavy on the heart,
SO I LIFT UP MY HANDS, LIGHT UP THE SKY FOR
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!

Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, you are playin' that so purdy. Yeah, oh yeah, give it to me one
more time. Oh yeah. Hello, bretheren. Gimme your hand. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're
beautiful. Oh. Yeah. Hello. Hello. Yeah. Hi. You're beautiful. Yeah. Oh yeah.

It seems that day that the music died, yeah...
I drove my chevy to the ocean, but the ocean was dry,
And my and my baby, it's a sweet [told ya] tart, yeah,
So bitter to the taste and so heavy on the heart,
SO I LIFT UP MY HANDS, LIGHT UP THE SKY FOR
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!

Oh yeah, you are so beautiful. Yes. Yes. Oh yes. You are beautiful. Yes. Oh. HA!
You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful. Oh. Oh yeah.

I shoulda stayed in college, another town dead and gone,
I shoulda stayed in college, another town dead and gone,
I shoulda stayed in college, another town dead and go-o-o-o,
LIFT UP YOUR HANDS, LIGHT UP THE SKY
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!
PARTY ALL DAY, PARTY ALL NIGHT!
SEX AND DRUGS AND ROCK-N-ROLL!

Oh. Yeah. You're beautiful. You're beautiful, Hollywood. Thank you. Thank you very
much. Thank you. We love you. Thank you. You're beautiful. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh
yeah. As me and the boys will keep on playin' this same old anthem song.

I shoulda stayed in college, another town dead and gone.

(Cries) they were beautiful, weren't they? Oh. Ohhh. Ohhh. Thank you. Thank you.
Good night. Ohh. Ohhh ho ho. Thank you. Ohhh huh huh. Oh yeah. Thank you, good night.

GREEN JELLO SUCKS! GREEN JELLO SUCKS! GREEN JELLO SUCKS!

If you wanna be a man, you better learn to obey!
Yeah!
I put these things on my boobs, I try to tell you what to do,
Get your boy-toy under control, free my soul, free my soul,
You gotta test the testes of love, so whip it out boy, and put on that glove,
Slave boy, why don't you listen to me?
'Cause I got a ton of money.
I'll make you love me with my big strong hands,
So do your duty and act like a man,
I made it through on my knees, Poppa, don't preach my pink undies,
I like to let it all hang out, I'm dancin', baby, 'cause I know how,
You gotta test the testes of love, so whip it out boy, and put on that glove,
Slave boy, why don't you listen to me? [Slave, slave boy]
'Cause I got a ton of money.
I'll make you love me with my big strong hands,
So do your duty and act like a man. [Be a man]
Make you a man with a slap of my hand,
Make you a man with a slap of my hand,
Make you a man with a slap...SLAP,
Gotta tie you up to get down
Gotta tie you up to get down
Gotta tie you up to get down
Gotta tie you up to get down [Peach pit baby]
Gotta tie you up...
Peach pit baby!
Slave boy, why don't you listen to me? [Slave, slave boy]
'Cause I got a ton of money.
I'll make you love me with my big strong hands,
So do your duty and act like a man. [Be a man]
Act like a man.
Act like a man, boy