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the return
the fukin' return of the GLC, goldie lookin' chain
the GLC is gonna take you on a fukin' mystery tour, it's gonna take you through
time and space in a different fukin' way, the GLC is a new direction, you knows
it, you knows it, you knows it
all the crews of the 'Port gotta get bigged up today, .........(all the
crews)..........underwood, marshfield, wnetloof(?) peter stone, the fukin'
lighthouse....everyone down the Nash, fukin' anywhere, fukin', as long as it's
'Port, I don't give a fuk
safe....
if it's nylon, you're gonna have to wear it, son, you're gonna have to fukin'
wear it...ha ha haaa!
yeah, anyone wearin' fukin' Troop(?) or any fukin' shellsuits, respect, GLC
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(With Ice T)
'yeah yeah, this is Ice T, on behalf of the GLC, if you don't like words like:
drippy willy, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown
skid-mark in yo mommas pants, then don't listen to this mutha fukin' album'
to the GLC fans, get with our fukin' clan
we're the ones who censors tried to ban
saying our shit was far too sick
'fuk you all, clarts, suck my dick!'
now, Wa-Balls don't care so why should i
i'll chuck you out the building, lets see if you can fly
just cos we're 'Port, you thinks we're rough
and you thought that last LP was sucked(?)
you ain't heard nothing like us before
so now you says you want some more
so sit right back and smoke some draw
here it is, clart, your personal encore
it's the GLC and the word is born
all the girlies love me and they got the horn
they wanna sex me up like Mr. T
and I think it's because I'm in the GLC
i met Miss Argos up Voodoo(?)
i bought her three pints and she fuked me in the loo
her name's Jolene, she's a dirty bitch
i fuked her twice, she made my cock itch
i knows this bird, she's into bum love
she pulled the skin so hard, she pulled it off like a glove
yeah, I know the one you mean, she's a dirty slag
she only fuked me so she could smoke the rest of my fag
if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay
'yeah, this is Ice T, and if you don't like this album, then get ready for the
word 'fannys' comin' up'
i was pumping this bird in the back of my car
she was screaming really loads and my penis was hard
i started screaming and she did too
next thing I know we're covered in crazy sticky glue
'what is this stuff?', I asked her about
and she said, 'don't matter' and started to shout
it again and again and she loves to drink it up
she likes to eat it mostly when it's coagulated in a cup
Adam Hussain's got so much fukin' come
my balls are swollen up, firing spunk like a gun
now I knew this girl, Jolene, she's a right fukin' whore
i knew it was true when she fuked my labrador
i met Jolene when I was just thirteen
but she smashed up my cock and made it turn green
now she's living down Mays Glass(?)
and she's making me put things up her ass
if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay
'yo, yo, I told ya, Ice T, recommending not to listen to the words, front bum or
ass'
i can do the sun crossword cos I'm really clever
but page three's always stuck together
i loves to pump vadge in the style of an ape
i loves it when it's open and it's starting to gape
i looks inside, it looks kinda funny
so I gets my hands, and grabs her fukin' curry
Hussain's the name and I got no shame
especially when I'm shagging tarts on the game
i once had a bird and she took it up the bum
she had a blonde perm and her name was Sharon
i fuked her up the ass and she thought I was pucker
she even licked my purple headed yoghurt chucker
but I had to dump her, I couldn't really complain
cos she's already given head to my clart, P Xain
if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay
'if you're still listening, then god help you, cos right now I'm gonna say..cl*t
rub'
fukin''ell boys, hand me the bus fare home
i met this bird and she gimme a bone
i gotta get back to her place tonight
cos her vadge is dripping loads and my penis is just right
my cock and her vadge then started to merge
then my penis started to splurge
'my name's DCI, from Sunhill
now I'm just fuking down in Pil'
i been down there fukin' three times before
i seen a bird, she's a fukin' dirty whore
she sucked my dick and made it stiff
i spunked over her tits really sticky shit
'what do you reckon of that tune there, Ice T?'
'Ice T recommends the goldie lookin' chain, take your pants off'
'that's fukin' safe as fuk, that is'
'er, Ice T, what's that TV show what you're in?'
'it's a cop show, er, I can't remember the name right now'
'what's it called, clart?'
'something like, TJ Hooker, I don't know, i-ican't remember it too good right
now...jet-lag'
'i've heard that you's the fukin' original gangster, is that fukin' true or
what?'
'no'
razzle-dazzle
razzle-dazzle
razzle-dazzle
razzle-dazzle
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ladies and gentlemen we carry the spotlight in your attention to the G L
C........
goldie lookin' chain.....it's the GLC....
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
who's got the tracksuit, I got the tracksuit
who's got the tracksuit, I'm wearin' a leisuresuit
and loads more leisurewear............
GLC, safe as fuk, you knows it, safe safe safe safe safe safe safe
yo yo, this is for anybody who knows what to wear when they go's out for a good
fun time, a couple of drinks or a fukin' fight...you knows your gonna wear some
fukin' tracksuit, silver, shiny, I dunno, shell-suit, any sort of shit..but if
you're into goldie lookin' chain you got a fukin' tracksuit on, you knows
it...LEISUREWEAR
it's the GLC, you knows you can't contain it, fukin' nike, reebok, fukin'
british knights, fukin' dunlop, puma, adidas, patrick, umbro, kappa, you fukin'
knows it..GLC, ravin' it up for the year 2000+1.......INNIT
some people get their fukin' shell-suits from primark, some of 'em get 'em from
the maaarket, I get mines from MATALANS, man...MATALANS......you fukin' knows
it......innit
big up to anyone wearin' sports clothes, you knows it, or anyone using sports
utility products....safe
i go's into town for a drink and a fight
but before I do's that I gets dressed for the night
my clothes is wicked lookin'you just can't mistake me
cos I'm a tracksuit lovin' bastard from the GLC
my tracksuit it cost loads of dosh
and all the people think I'm fukin' posh
you gotta be careful when you're sniffin' glue
cos the last thing you want is a leisuresuit stuck to you
it's the truth you know if you're part of the crew
then you gotta wear a shell-suit that's purple and blue
don't get it down you, keep it new
don't mess with us boys cos we're the GLC fukin' crew
shouts to, one-step-down there, he's safe
er....stressed armstrong, he gets a shout, the maggot
er.....loads of people......38
i was in the spar the other night
i just come back from zanzys after 'avin a fight
i paid the bird the money, she looked, well, all right
so I put a reefer in my mouth and asked her for a light
she said, 'fuk me, you're quite cute!'
it must've been that white and gold lookin' leisuresuit
go an' get your tracksuit son, we're goin' on a case
my trakky's so shiny, my trakky's so good
i swear it gives the other bad boys a severe case of wood
all standing around it's fukin' so good
but it's even better when the birds think you're a rock star like wizard's roy
wood,
aw, meatloaf, aw aw ...tom fukin' jones, tom jones.........you knows it....
shouts to fukin' all the 'port, you knows it GLC fukin' 2000+1, goin' out to
fukin' anyone who's safe, smokes the draw and wears a fukin' leisuresuit, you
knows it
seriously, I would like to say a big respect to anybody who has been involved
in, er, leisuresuit, er, sports utility wear, or any sort of recreational outfit
in the past...25 years, respect to you
leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
leisure leisure leisure, leisuresuit
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Alright man, we're gonna do a new tune yeah, we're just gonna freestyle it
right? Eggsie, fukin' don't get sick on us, you always fukin' get sick.
"I promise man, I won't-I won't do anything naughty or-or rude words or nothing,
clart."
Yeah, coz my nan gets fukin' upset.
Right, let's have a go, you ready for this, Eggs?
"Promise"
No fukin' sickness.
"Promise"
Alright...
Tracksuit, trainers, packet of fags
I've got a massive stack of porno mags
Keeping it sweet, I'm spankin' the monkey
Importing the draw into the country
Two Hats is crazed like howling mad Murdoch
And he's got a shellsuit made by Reebok
He'll do the vulcan grip like Mr Spock
And he does bongs up the Fourteen Lochs
My name's two thousand fukin' AD
And he's got a degree in chemistry
Which helps when you're making LSD
And he tests them on a bloke from Pil, called Lee
You know he's fukin' safe, you knows he's from the 'Port
And he drives round Maindee in a fukin' escort
He's fuked up, nutter, he cut off his balls
Spraying bell-end spunk all over the walls
No balls, no balls
Sting, fukin' hurt when it started to splurt
And he has to wear nappies and a medical skirt
I was on the motorway, I cut a hole in the floor
I dragged my fukin' bollocks all along the M4
There was blood red skid marks all over the place
Everybody was screaming, should've seen the look on their face
They was all fuked and scared of me
Cos I ripped of the balls just for the GLC
No balls, no balls
Now Two Hats, he's fukin' hard as nails
He ripped his bollocks off to get out the local jail
He might have ripped the skin but he's famous in Wales
He can still get a stiff but there's a wind in his sails
He got wrecked up and smashed his cock with a brick
Turn it fukin' off....look, stop fukin' right now..What?...stop it now, it's
fukin' sick, What?...It's fukin' sick...What?...fukin' stop it now...right, Xain?...
Right, his nan's gonna get upset, right...well, I'll tell you what right, we'll
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Mr Love Eggs
Raphael Della Ghetto
Chon-Ben-Wa-Balls
38 DD killer
Benny Blanco
Adam Hussein
Billy Webb
Mystikal
Mike Balls
Burnside
Maggot
Strest Armstong
Mr. Compact
Lloyd Ganja 99
Dipper Nan
Lee
Dirty Bob
Bobby Sauce
Skippy
Surpical ?
2000 AD
Ganja Bussiness
King Jacko
Dai Texas
Mad Keith
The Rock
Karl from Risca
Frankie Lodge
Charlotte from Scarlette's
Woody
Kerry Smithson
(?)
(?)
The Red Boy
Tim West Country
Vince Penel
Eugina Genius
SHOWBIZ!
Respect to the glc- youknowsit safe wayup (?) GLC!
Yeah- those were the names.. fcukin you knowsit, respect.
word is born- peace to your mother! providing she pay me that 45 quid I, I lent
her for that draw..
SLAG!
Safe as fcuk, respect to you fcukin' knowsit! if you've previous listen to, if
you've heard the name mentioned, or if you've taken part in any of the
activities involved with this music- you're now officially a member of the
Goldie Lookin' Chain- yer shit 'ead!
You fcukin' knowsit!
"You have 4 messages-
Message one: I don't know wehre you are, but I've been banging on your door for
fcuking five minutes! I wish you wouldn't piss me about like this! Not when I'm
not well!
Message 2: Yeah dis is Ice-T- 1990!
Message 3: Oh! we're going to (welsh place?) da na da na da na na Oh! back to
the island! da na da ndanana Oh! we're gonna go on the log-flume! da na na na na
Oh! on a fcuking (?) GLC (?) Yeah!
Message 4: Adam Hussein's gonna bring you some pain, unless you give me a ring-
it's your clart hussein! Ta-ra
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N.B Track title is not Thru SPACE and TIME as stated
alright? 'ands up, gimme all yer money
rob the till and get away in a Nissan Sunny
i bought a kebab, I'm fukin' annoyed
i bought it down pill and it gave me typhoid
rizla, fags, the hot cup of tea
the only way to chill in the GLC
i used to take loads of drugs and go out to a rave
but now I just listens to chaz and dave
molecular disfunction occurs mainly at this junction
fuked up and unruly I bring contabulous rambunction
the GLC style brings for us chaos without function
snapping your neck like you're straight outta trumpton
disabled and shit, unable to move
you better fukin' dance to the GLC groove
traveling through the universe like doctor who
stories(?).......worlds now my tracksuit is blue
it's been a long time, I shouldnt've left you
with the dole cheque that I had to get to
you spend it on gettin' wrecked outta your brain
but now you're totally fuked by the goldie lookin' chain
that's right, Raphael de la ghetto, he knows it
this is p xain fukin' keepin' it real, you knows it
care in the community, son.....innit
inter-stella travel isn't always necessary
but rolling in my car gets me as far as Leeds or Berry
when I gets to the place, I spread the word some more
i leave all the girlies screaming, 'fukin' encore!'
Newport's fukin' lush, it's not a nightmare
you know I loves chillin' in John Frost square
but to be wicked, you gotta act the part
my mum buys my tracksuits from fukin' Primark
i's got a turbo tardis GTI
it goes 40 miles an hour in the fukin' sky
i looks for cling-ons but they're not up my ass
I'm an inter-galactic razz clart who smokes grass
i likes to think I travel through fukin' space and time
but most of the time I'm wrecked outta my head on fukin' wine
i get so drunk from the Threshers cheap booze
it's loads of fun like drinking meths, you can't lose
eggsie fukin' knows it, hussain does too
some of you bastards haven't got a clue
listen to our shit, you knows it's fukin' great
get a copy off Two Hats and give it to your mate
it's the way the GLC likes to function, clart
not by sellin it in them fukin' pop charts
i said our crew's growing, I meant it before
get out there, blaah, and copy a few more
it's the original crew, ain't no time for pap
it's time to put Newport back on the map
shopmobility, shop, shop, mobility
shopmobility, shop, shop, mobility
shopmobility, that's the one for me
i nicked it from my gran when she was watching tv
I gets to ride round, it's sound, for free
and everybody said, 'he's in the GLC!'
I sat at home with the dog and a brew staring at candles
wearin' a tracksuit with socks and sandals
i parks nearer town and I don't pay no charge
because of my gran's disabled parking badge
I'm from 'port, it's running through my veins
Ben Wa Balls has fukin' got it, so has p xain
we're all psycho like fukin' norman bates
fuk with one of us and we'll seal your fate
the goldie lookin' chain is fukin' so strong, it's like geoff capes turning a
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Big up to anyone who's been involved in care & community
'Cos it's the GLC back again
With another rave anthem for you to feast on, ya bastards
I nick stereos, videos and TVs
But when I'm feeling nice I helps cats out of trees
I'm really nice but you don't know that
Because I'll beat you up, cos you look like a tw@t
Nicked a car in the day, driving real fast
Went out to Risca for a quick fcuking blast
When I've finished my run, it's back home for buns
With my mum and her mates, watching re-runs
By day I sells draw with my mates you see
But at night I likes to watch romantic comedy
I likes to watch Friends and Cheers and Frasier
But during the day I might cut you with a razor
You know I likes hip-hop, you know there's no stopping
But I gotta go, to take my nan out shopping
During the day, I gotta clean the house
But you knows I can sort you out with an ounce
If you see me in town, it's drug money I'm exchanging
But when I'm at home, I'm mainly flower arranging
I likes the yellow daisies and the red roses too
But when I've finished that, it's back to sniffing glue
I watch TV in bed, it really is perfection
Then I w@nks over my stamp collection
'Cos that's what I does when I gets home
'Cos the Queen's fcuking head gives me a big fcuking bone
You might be hard, even harder than me
But I bet you can't look after a fcuking Bonsai tree
Had a fight with some kids, and we kicked their as$
Then I took my kid sister to a ballet class
Every beating I does
No matter how hard it is, no matter how many people I wreck up
I always cleans up the blood off my hands and trackie afterwards, innit
Here we go, Benny Blanco
I lives up my nan's, I told you all before
She's not very rich, in fact she's fcuking poor
Not 'cos she blew it on fags and a blow
But she's addicted to fcuking Bingo
I takes her there every Tuesday night
Then it's off to Voodoo's for a fight
I picks her up around half-past four
And then we goes home and smokes a draw
My nan's wicked, she likes toking blow
Sometimes we watches the Antiques Roadshow
I nick stereos, videos and TVs
But that's what you do when you're in the GLC
During the day I do the shopping for my mum down at Spar
Just so I can borrow my dad's fcuking car
When I goes out, I does a Ritzy's run
And when I gets home, I cutches my mum
Sometimes I go shopping in Matalan's
If the day's nice, I'll take both my nan's
I push 'em round in a wonky old trolley
Then I start to hit 'em with a brolly
'Cos you see I'm not nice all the time
But when I smokes a mix I feels quite fine
On Saturday night I goes fighting in Cwmbran
Then on Sundays I help my mum make some jam
At 6, I goes out for a drink and a fag
By 8, I'm horned-up and I'm up for a shag
By 10, I'm wrecked up and I pukes on my jeans
At 12, I goes home to use the washing machine
Yeah you knows it, it's the fcuking GLC,
Benny Blanco, fcuking Adam Hussein, you knows it,
Fcuking Mike Balls, Raphael, innit
I nick stereos, videos and TVs
My name is Mike Balls and I'm like a disease
I'll fcuk up your insides and bring you down to your knees
But when I threaten you with violence, I say thank you and please
Who's that man in the window pane
He's looking really fcuking crazy, I think it's Adam Hussein
He beat up loads of kids on their way home last night,
Cooked up some dinner and was really alright
I think he's not bad in his own kind of way
But if he doesn't like your face he'll beat you up 'cos you're gay
I nick stereos, videos and TVs
I love being a Clart, it's great to be me
Get with us, be one of the GLC
'Cos you knows it's us that you wanna be
Our crew is growing nearly every fcuking day
So get with us and don't be a fcuking gay
I stack shelves at night, help my gran pay the bills
But I gotta make sure that she takes the right pills
Myra Hindley and Ian Brady,
those two have got nothing on my old lady
She's quite hard and she'll kick me in
So I've gotta clean up the rubbish and put out the bin
I got caught with the drugs, so now I'm in rehab
And now I'm thinking of my nan in a prefab
My name is Mike Balls and it's true what they say
I'm the hardest man in soccer violence around this way
I beat 50 people up, I'm just fcuking insane
I only visit my nan so she can polish my chain
She gives me a tenner to get her the draw
I don't know why she does 'cos I know she can score
She goes into Ringland to a guy named Del
And on Pension day she buys some fcuking Speed as well
...Took my gran shopping on Monday,
Took my gran shopping on Tuesday,
Took my gran shopping on Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday
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Intro:-
.....Quick, get his wallet, we're off down the fukin' Spar, c'mon!
Quick...draw on his face, man, draw on his face, clart.
Get his willy out, get it, man, take a photo and send it to fukin' Woman's Own,
haaa....
Leave it, man...I'm fukin' wrecked!
Ben Wa Balls came round and smoked loads of draw
Next thing I know, he's asleep on the floor
What's goin' on? I just had a bong
I feels light headed, this can't last for long
If you can't take the blow then I think you better leave
I think you better know and you better believe
This kid's serious, I gotta go home
I look really mashed, I'm as white as a bone
I'm all mashed up just like Eddie Kid
I can't move my arms and I feel like a flid
Look at you, clart, you're in a right fukin' state
I can't believe you just chucked up over my mate
I told you not to have that last fukin' hit
And your leisuresuit smells of fukin' shit
Get out the house and fuk off home
You stupid twat, that was a pure skunk cone
It's not clever to get wrecked and have shit dripping out of your ass
Now my name's P Xain and I smoke for Britain
But I smoked a bud and now I'm trippin'
I feel fukin' wicked like Terry Wogan
Like Crocodile Dundee 2's Paul Hogan
I'm fukin' mashed, I needs to go home
I feels fukin' wrecked and I'm white like a bone
I gotta lie down, I gotta do it soon
If I don't do it fast then I'm gonna puke in the room
I smokes loads of weed, I'm on my fukin' knees
All I need now is a quarter pounder with cheese!
I needs to put my jacket on and get my trouser suit
But I can't pick up my trainers coz I've been sniffing glue
I've been smokin' a bong for far too fukin' long
Coz after a while, I feels like a mong
So pack that chong and give me a hit
Hussain's tracksuit never smells of dog shit
I smoked half a pound of Li-Ganga's fukin' gear
So go fuk yourself if you says that I'm a queer
Give me a phone coz I'm going fukin' numb
I gotta get back or my nan will start to moan
So see you boys soon, laters clarts
I'm off to pull some Newport fukin' tarts
Shout to your neighbours, shout to the ravers
Shout to the people who do loads of favours
For you, and the GLC crew
Safe as fuk, you knows it
Time to go home, son
Fukin' time for the taxi to come
I said this kid's right, I gotta get home
I feels really mashed, I'm white as a bone
I gotta get out but I can't fukin' move
Shit, that draw's strong, I've bust my groove
Shout out to Carl from Risca, he knows he's safe, He knows the score coz you
knows he sells me the fukin' draw
G-G-G-Goldie lookin' chain
Goldie lookin' chain
Respect to all the people who've got a bit mashed in the past and dirtied
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alright, got your passport?
check
got your t-shirts?
check
got your sunglasses?
check.........aw no, aw no, I left 'em in the caaar
alright, have you got...your draw?
check
got your fags?
check
got your rizla?
check
they're the 3 things you need to be in the GLC........right, lets go on 'oliday!
yey, safe as fuk, wey
alright, I'm goin' on holiday
I'm goin' away for a fukin' week and a day
I'm gonna stay there and with some of my mates
and get wrecked up and drink beer by the crate
i go's away..........another can
i sold my car and bought a camper-van
but I only got as far as fukin' Porthcawl
when the engine fuked up and it started to stall
i've packed my case and I'm on my way
it's time to go on fukin' holiday
i booked it last month and it wasn't very dear
i don't care where I go just as long as there's beer
i gets off the plane, there's a pain in my ass
but that's only because it's rammed with grass
then the bloke looked at me funny and thought that I was scum
next things I knows I'm in fukin' customs
chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it right the DSS'll fukin' pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it fukin' right the DSS'll fukin' pay
i saved all my cash and went to Ibiza
with eggsie and his cousin and a girl named Rita
but when we got there it was hot as hell
we forgot to book a fukin' hotel
we had no hotel, we had a tent
we had to find a place to rent
so adam hussain had a quick look around
and found a nice piece of fukin' camping ground
i go's on holiday with my nan
we gotta really book a caravan
i fukin' loves it, I always want more
this year we're going to fukin' Bangor
met a girl called Sharon, she's really quite fit
went to a club in Barry, it was fukin' shit
i couldn't stay there very long
so I went back the hotel and smoked up a bong
chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it right the DSS'll fukin' pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it fukin' right the DSS'll fukin' pay
i got to Spain and I had no money
i thought, 'fuk this, i'll get some curry'
i looked at the birds, they looked really nice
a bit like some dirty meat lookin' for some spice
like a curry...aaahh
you gotta get away to work on your tan
so I go's with adam and his nan
i gotta get down to somwhere by the sea
so I stays in a fukin' B&B, you knows it
Oue la piscine et dans la gare?
i dunno much french so I won't get far
i ask all these bastards if they knows where to go
to get some crazy drugs like some speed or some blow
chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it right the DSS'll fukin' pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it fukin' right the DSS'll fukin' pay
i got my lotion and my flip-flops
they were on sale in that b-boy shop
i's goin' away on my holidays
to top up my tan and get some rays
laters, clarts, I'm off on a plane
they better be ready for adam hussain
got my exctasy stashed, it's time for some fun
and I'm off to Spain to get me some sun
loads of birds on the beach, lookin' real fine
gotta get some action, quick time
i said to this french bloke, 'do you know half a Q?'
i think he said, er, 'fuk you'
'alright mate, do you know half a quarter?'
'hey, fuk you and fuk your daughter'
chorus -
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
if you do's it right the DSS'll fukin' pay
serious, mate you gotta come on holiday
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