And so I married a Chinese lesbian She was 45 years old She needed bad to stay in the country and I needed bad her dough So I became her Greencard husband And she became my ten grand wife We quickly were and happily married And now we can't split up Inspector call us and inspector watch us I'd run but I still haven't got my dough I live with her in a half bedroom apartment With six other lesbos I live with her in a half bedroom apartment With six other lesbos