If you got a Cadillac boy
And a 40 room shack boy
A bucket full of money
And a tree full of honey
But if your gettin' no huggin'
No smoochin' or a muggin'
If you ain't lovin'
Than you ain't livin'
If you're ridin' on a gravy train
Instead of walkin' down lover's lane
You can't make hay boy
Cause your goin' the wrong way boy
You gotta get a little honey
It's better than money
If you ain't lovin'
Than you ain't livin'
If they call you a big man
Cause you got a lot of bottom land
If you're kin to the President
And ya get help from the Government
But if your gettin' no attention
You're better off on a pension
If you ain't lovin'
Then you ain't livin'
If you got a string of long cards
And your smokin' them four-bit cigars
You ain't so well to do
Unless you get a little coochy-coo
It takes a little bit of smackin'
Or your lifes lackin'
If you ain't lovin'
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