Bowling For Soup Album

I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would've loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
I almost wish you would've loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could've done
I'm gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we've had our problems I can't remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I'll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all open and I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn't cut it
Almost had you
And I didn't even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
And I almost had you

This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I'm with you I've got everything
I can walk and I can pee
Even daddy would agree
You and I were meant to be
It's easy to see

I'll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

This is the verse about the Parachute pants
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good
So much for believing the fat guy doesn't win
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I'm with you I've got everything
I can walk and I can pee
Even daddy would agree
You and I were meant to be
It's easy to see

I'll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

I'm not the perfect guy
a little slow but I've
Got perfect timing with you
Got perfect timing with you
Take a look around
Outside the in crowd
There aint nothing we cant do

[3X]
I'll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good

Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
she never had it all
one Prozac a day
husbands a CPA
her dreams went out the door
when she turned twenty four
only been with one man
what happen to her plan?

She was gonna be an actress
she was gonna be a star
she was gonna shake her ass
on the hood of white snake's car
her yellow SUV is now the enemy
looks at her average life
and nothing has been alright since

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
cuz she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

She's seen all the classics
she knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
even Saint Elmo's Fire
she rocked out to wham
not a big Limp Biscuit fan
thought she'd get a hand
on a member of Duran Duran

Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
and who's the other guy that's singing in Van Halen
when did reality become T.V.
what ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
cuz she's still preoccupied
with 19, 19, 1985

Woohoohoo

She hates time make it stop
when did Motley Crew become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
cuz she's still preoccupied
with 1985

Woohoohoo

Bruce Springstein, Madonna
way before Nirvana
there was U2 and Blondie
and music still on MTV (woohoohoo)
her two kids in high school
they tell her that she's uncool
cuz she's still preoccupied

She packed her shit and she left for the city
on the 8:10 train and I still can't believe it
man I don't know how we could even let this happen
she slammed the door and she gave me the finger
it all happened so fast
I don't even know how we could let this happen

Maybe you're right
we've had a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
go get your spot and go find your smile and get happy

Heard your back did you find what was missing
was it just that easy or were you mistaken
man I don't even know how we could let this happen
I don't even know how we could let this happen

Maybe you're right
we've have a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
go get your spot and go find your smile
and just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
and save me a smile (save me a smile)
and get happy yeah
get happy yeah

Maybe you're right
we've have a good time
I'll sit around you get yourself a new life
go get your spot and go find your smile
and just let it shine tonight wherever you are
I hope there's a spot (hope there's a spot)
and save me a smile (save me a smile)
and get happy yeah
get happy yeah
get happy yeah

Packed her shit and she left me (go find your smile)
slammed the door and she gave me (go find your smile)
did you find what was missing (go find your smile)
man I just hope you're happy

She said she needed a break
a little time to think
but then she went to Cleveland
with some guy named Leelan
that she met at the bank

There's nothing wrong with Ohio
except the snow and the rain
I really like Drew Carey
and I'd love to see the Rock n' Rock Hall of Fame

So when your done doing whatever
and when your thru doing whooever
you know Ditton County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
Theres a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

I think I made a mistake
Its not that easy to take
She went to make a deposit
then she cleaned out her closet
Guess I'll sit here and wait

For her to come back home (I'd wish you come back home)
it shudnt take very long (so long so long)
i bet she misses the sunrise
and misses the fruit flies but i could be wrong

So when your done doing whatever
and when your thru doing whooever
you know Ditton County will be right here waiting for you....

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
I bet you missed your exit
and drove right on thru the Lonestar State
Theres a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

Troy Aikmen wants you back
Willie Nelson wants you back
NASA wants you back
and the Bush twins want you back
and Tara wants you back
and Bluebell wants you back

I got a premonition
I'm taking a petition
and the whole state's gonna sign

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
Theres a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved

Come back to Texas
Its just not the same since you went away
Before you lose your accent
and forget all about the Lonestar State
Theres a seat for you at the rodeo
and I've got every slow dance saved
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway
Besides the Mexican food sux north of here anyway

Don't try to talk when there's nothing to say.
Kept bottled up, we get carried away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
Then we fall down.

And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..

We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

A second chance, a much better day.
A sunset that just won't go away.
Then I fall, then I fall down.
We all fall down.

And you know that it makes me feel so ridiculous.
A pocket full of posies..

We fall down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

And you know you said you'd never end up this way.
Close the door behind you, i just wanna stay for a while.
We all fall down, we all fall down, we all fall..

Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

Down on the inside; pretty on the outside.
Turn it around, can we turn it around?
Try to make a comeback with nowhere to start from now.
But it's looking up.

Its not the end of the world
In fact its not even the end of the summer
But thank god the tv is on
Cuz theres no way we could know
Anything that's goin down
Or how were supposed to be feeling about it
I cant tell you how much I wish we could shut up and smile, yeah

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we'll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I'm a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug

Take a good look around
Does life really suck
Are we just complaining
I hope that this mic is on (testing 1, 2)
Cuz im on a roll here
I hope this is making some sense
I hope that you'll throw up your hands and sing it
And tell all the haters that they should just shut up and smile, yeah

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we'll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe I'm a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream

All we need is love and beer
And old school metal and holiday cheer
TO be happy
(All you need is someone near)
like ben and jerry
(to hold you close and pretend that they care)

can we all just, get along now
we found something that we all have in common now
we can hold hands, do keg stands
water skiing sounds great to me now

Sail around the world and tell them all to keep singing it
la la la la la la
all we needs a harmony and we'll convince the world to sing
la la la la la la
throw your arms around someone (throw your arms around someone)
maybe spread a little love
I know it sounds a little dumb (or maybe we're a little drunk)
But all we need is some ice cream and a hug

(Chanting “All we need is love and beer”)
all we need is some ice cream and a hug
all we need is some ice cream and a hug

you, you called me out
you said your done with me
but I cant seem to remember anything at 3am
am I that guy? The one that's happy hanging with my friends
and 5 drinks in I'm in love again

so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

I cant remember what I said
But I swear I meant no harm
I tried to knock on your window
But I set off your alarm
And the days dragged on like a tail pipe band
The nights they ain't so long
And the taxi cab I'm riding in is blaring our favorite song again

so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

I'm sorry a guy picked up the phone
My mind couldn't leave well enough alone
And after the seventh time he hit *69
He said if he finds me I'll be dead
But I'm already in my head
Since he's the one that's lying with you in your bed

so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty)
I know its late but its never too late to be
Another last call casualty
Another last call casualty

so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up
don't get pissed and don't hang up (another last call casualty)
so if I get drunk and call u up

I don't wanna meet your dad
Don't wanna hump your sister
Don't wanna do it to your best friend either
I don't want you messin around and givin me a blister
And leave me illin for the penicillin

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

I don't wanna learn to dance don't wanna rent the limo
I know your thinking I'm a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights I want to let the world know
Convince my friends I'm not a homo

When you walk out I don't wanna feel left out
Cuz sooner or later its just over, over

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You can be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

Tell everyone im good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you crap
And you just couldn't put up with that
So no your never taking me back

I don't wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don't wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don't want the fairy tale and
I don't want the girl from hell
And I don't want to spend the time
And I don't need no valentine

When I came home my stuff was on the lawn
I thought she was happy, but I was wrong
The note she left it took me by surprise
Said I've turned into, some other guy
The things she said that she gave up for me
She says it was a waste of time

Guess I don't really know, what I was thinking
Would've thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don't mean to, I'm just an asshole sometimes

I never saw myself as being alone
And maybe that was my problem, cuz now she's gone
And I can't help but think of how things could be (how things could be)
And I hope she's happy, happy with out me
And all the things she gave up for me,
I took for granted time after time

Guess I don't really know, what I was thinking
Would've thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don't mean to, I'm just an asshole sometimes

And please don't think I'm complaining
I was just happy to have her for a time
And if you see her tell her I said
”hello and that I'm doing just fine”

Guess I don't really know, what I was thinking
Would've thought we would float, but we kept sinking
Things were so good
But you were in love, with some other guy
He looked just like me, but I make you cry,
You know I don't mean to, no
You know I don't mean to
I'm just an asshole sometimes

Guess I don't really know
I'm just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don't really know
I'm just an asshole sometimes
Guess I don't really know

...2...3...This song goes out to my good friends
Especially the ones I had before the Grammy Nominations in 2003
And to all the girls from back in high school
Who actually spoke to me even though I was a fat kid and a marching band geek

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that yur doin fuckin swell
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down
And I hope you got the fuck out of our hometown!

Here comes a shout-out to the professor
Who said, "Son, pick a path and stay the same, cause charisma is the key to
opportunity."
And to all the clubs that let us play
To our family and friends and the music stores for giving us gear when we
couldn't pay.

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that yur doin fuckin swell
I hope that you're back up if you've ever been down
And I hope you got the fuck out of our town!

You know I can't count how many times I've heard people say
(heard people say)
be proud of where you're from, you're gonna put us on the map
But where the hell were you back in the day?
(back in the day)
No one came to see us so we got the hell out of there, so there.

You have a d-d-d-d-d-d dis song goes out to my big brother
For putting up with me following you around
And for making me smile when things at home weren't great
And for not getting pissed when I humped your girlfriend
For letting me take your car to the prom
For beating up the guys that hung my bike in a tree
For hand-me-down albums and guitar with no strings
And for never beating the shit outta me!

I hope this song finds you well
And I hope that you're doin fuckin swell
I hope that you're back up cause I know you've been down
I just wish you'd get the fuck out of our hometown!
I hope you get the fuck out of our hometown!
I'm so glad I got the fuck out of our hometown!

She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative oh never mind let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the smoothie king she said Seattle's best
She may be right think I remember coffee on her breathe
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And mommy thinks she's great but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderline conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about so I must not be gay
I'm a lunatic and she's my psychopath

I know I shouldn't take it but I think I kind of like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you

So add it up and break it down
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

And we are the lucky ones we'll get matching tee shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people and laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard and maybe we'll start to see
That you and me we're not so crazy

Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine dion
Air Supply
And now… ME

Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true (Love songs make me sick cuz they're
not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
Hollywood California
So add it up and break it down (add it up and break it down)
It's not that hard to figure out
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you

Love songs make me sick cuz they're not true
Your crazy and I'm crazy about you
Crazy cuz im crazy about you

Alright, this is sad, sad, situation. 1…2……..3

Hitched a ride
I was so messed up
But I sure was glad to meet ya
You took my heart like they towed my car
And they're both still broken down
Oh well it looked pretty good on paper
And I've come to find out later that you're insane

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

You came to stay cause they were painting your house
And you're still here six months later
You spent my money on god knows what
But it sure did cost a lot

Well it's a sad, sad situation
Now I need a goddamned vacation
Cause you're insane

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

I'm self absorbed (self absorbed)
And shallow too (he's shallow too)
And all I wanted was to sleep with you
A basket case, with a pretty face
And I can't take this shit no more. Anymore

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay

Turn me off
I've had enough
I'm better off without anyone
I was wrong
Maybe you should stay. Away.

Away

(Maybe I'll get through it)
Not much to lean on, I'll get through it
You know I do it to myself anyway
She's got my calls blocked and she's through with it
You know I do it to myself anyway

You know I think it might be time
To give myself a rise and shine
And I'll be happy and my couch is gonna miss me
And all the girls will wanna kiss me

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone (Yeah)

She's got a boyfriend, I'm looking through it
And I can't do it to myself anyway
And I won't slam her cause I blew it
You know I do it to myself anyway

And maybe she doesn't have the time
To deal with issues such as mine
And she'll be happy but I swear she's gonna miss me
Cause all the girls will wanna kiss me

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (I can't wait around forever)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone

And I
Didn't want us to say
I didn't want us to say (Yeah)
And I
I'm better off this way
I'm better off this way without you anyway

Gotta get my shit together (It's dragging on)
Cause this is dragging on and on
And I can't wait around forever (She might be gone)
I'm starting to think she really might be gone

Gotta get my shit together (Gotta get my shit together)
I've gotta get my shit together (I can't wait around forever)
Gotta get my shit together (She might be gone)

Ladies and Gentlemen
In this corner weighting in at 131 pounds
I'm sorry correction 126 pounds
is the girl that broke my heart
Isn't she lovely folks?
Just look at that smile
Draws me in every time.

Some call a medic 'cause I think she's going to strike again
she slammed down the phone and gave the finger to the night stand
holds the picture in the heart shaped, that we bought at target
Yes, I think we got a problem but I cant put my finger on it.

It seems on I'm in over my head
but all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
she's the undisputed champ of my world

down for the count over and out
toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I cant hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

Lets get ready for verse number 2

the Message on the cell says she waiting on the call from
me to tell that I'm sorry and I can come back if I crawl
but I got bad knees and I cant say that I'm sorry
Except that I'm sorry that I met you
now my guard is up and I'm fighting dirty.

It seems on I'm in over my head
but all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
she's the undisputed champ of my world

down for the count over and out
toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I cant hang around to get kicked while I'm down
What was that sound I just wish the f-ing bell would ring

7-8-9-10 Knock out!

It seems on I'm in over my head
but all I remember is making out constantly
If I don't get up I'll probably end up dead
she's the undisputed champ of my world
undisputed champ of my world
And I'm begging to be

down for the count over and out
toss in the towel 'cause she really got the best of me
I cant hang around to get kicked while I'm down

I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
and I wanna take out your back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh

I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks paralell to the Pinstripes
Windows broken youre T Tops stolen
Now its one of a kind, Thanks for the Ride

I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole nighta avoiding the cops
I just dont think I'll go to the clink
Just cuz I took out your backseat

The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh

I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks paralell to the Pinstripes
Windows broken youre T Tops stolen
Now its one of a kind, Thanks for the Ride

Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song for you
Sorry that your tires are flat
I know you weren't expecting that

Well it was ugly but we made it this far
Some have gone but I forget who they are
Now the hangovers are worse but we get through them fine
Sleeping late but were not lazy
Getting older but were still crazy
I'm so glad that I have these friends o mine
It started out at a coffee shop in a most unlikely town
And there were casualties but we made it out anyhow
We stuck together through the good and bad times
Pulp Fiction, Blazing Saddles, and Fast Times
I'm so glad that I have these friends o mine

And jobs girls and obstacles did all but break us down
Night clubs and broken bands in every major town
And I've got your back, you've got mine
Like Johnny Cash said “I walk the line”
And you can always count on me for one last beer

We saw the world and the world seemed smaller
Were getting wider but not getting no taller
I know we've grown up just a little lot of time
Were sleeping late but were not lazy
Were getting older but were still crazy
I'm so glad that I have these friends o mine
So glad that I have these friends o mine

Woke up today in a van traded my pillow for a miller lite can
And in two more days I lose the guitar that I hawked
Slurped down a beer
Then one more twelve ounces later
I was outside your door and the pebble I threw was probably more like a rock

Then I fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside
Cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom

Authorities came
I guess I was gone
Next thing you know I'm passed out on the lawn
And boy did I wake up fast with a rotwiller's tounge in my mouth
Wrote you a note but it got soaked
When I went deep sea fishing and I fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line and wasn't found for three days

Then I fell, skined my knee, broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu
Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
And I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, somebody get my mom
I just want my mom, get my mom

M o m m y she makes me cobbler cause I hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her
Came in first and I'm so glad that she met my Dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had LET'S GO
I guess this is it
The end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess I'l put down this guitar and take the mongoose back home

Somebody get my mom cause I think something's broken again
Aand I don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride
I'll just limp back inside cause I don't want you to see me cry
I just want my mom, (I just want my mom)
Somebody get my mom (somebody get my mom)
I just want my mom (I just want my mom)

Oh no here we go,
here we go again
You were so afraid
you let me back in
Back in thru a door
you had long forgot
Its resistance is shot,
mine was not
But I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Oh look there she goes
There she goes again
She keeps on checkin out
Checkin out her friends
I swear you'll never know
Know what's on her mind
Wish she'd given in
At least one time, Cuz

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual instead of bi-polar?

Get up get up, whatcha doing in bed
I think it's all in your head
Get up get up, no don't sleep sunday morning
And there's a whole world around you gotta let in
Especially the girls, we all like the girls

I waited..
my complicated,overrated girl
You know that I hated,we suffocated
and Overstated everything
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?
Why can't you be bi-sexual?

Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..Hello!
[Band Talking to each other]
Wooo.......
Move around kids..
Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over
1...2...3..
Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
and my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
and Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
and my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
and my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)
Its true guys she loves me
News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh
Boy)
DRI wants you back
Sparta wants you back
Ughh...(hahaha)
Let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)
WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News Wants you back
The Four Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Dividians want you back
Dallas Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....
I've got a hairy back
[Laughter]
I-45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)
I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (HAHAHA)
Seriously cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's ok with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses
and all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)
Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy
Alright whosever given us possy
This is a shoutout to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much possy over the years
Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is It's recording
I bet you 500,000
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if thats true but uh dude...
I have a really really big possy
Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freakin smelly possy
Yes a big stinky possy
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy
its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are its the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there (I
disagree)
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you
If your still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..

Lately I feel so small
Or maybe it's just that my bed has grown
I never noticed it before but you were there
So how was I to know

{bridge}
That this single bed
was always meant for two
not just anyone
it was meant for me and you

Chorus
and now you're halfway around the world
and I'm just a day behind
Nothin seems to fill the hole
That I have since you left my side
You'll always be my little girl
Though I can't hold you tonight
And now you're halfway round the world
And I'm just a day behind

I wake up in the night
I turn around and find that you're not there
I just like to watch you sleep and lay by you
I love to feel you near
I think I'm going crazy
Everyday confusion starts to grow
I never noticed it before
But you were there so how was I supposed to know