 (Lady) Um' excuse me could you help me out. Ive lost the freeway
and I can't get back, guess I'm just a little bit lost, could you help me out.
(Boondox)
It was late one night in the 404
I was gone off that water, chillin on the front porch
I was leaned back relaxin' puffin on some schwag
When a bitch came up in a tight ass Jag
She pulled in the drive way bumpin Clint Black
When she stepped out the ride I had to take a step back
She had long blonde hair and an ass that wouldn't quit
Titties fallin all out 'cause her shirt didn't fit
She started walkin up to me and dropped her keys
Kneeled down to pick them up and all I saw was g-string
Pussy lips hangin out and it was the shit
Now I'm sprung on this bitch in an X-J6
(Chorus) x 2
Hey lady in the Jaguar, how'd your get you so much money
(What you doin out here, down there, 'round here)
Hey lady in the Jaguar, who you tryin to impress
(What you doin out here, down there, 'round here)
(Lady)
Oh my god I'm not from around here, and I was wondering if you could hook
a bitch up with some of that really, really good....booger sugar
(Violent J)
It was jumpin down town on a Saturday night
I was wiping car windows by a corner street light
She was parlaying in a money green Jaguar
She locked her doors, wha'd you do that for
I could see she had a dead fox chillin on her shoulder
Blonde highlighted hair, her face a little older
I knocked on the windshield and kissed the glass
I think i probably scared a doon out of her ass
But she peeled my wig back and offered me a ride
Smiled and a juggalo and told me get inside
I'm like hell yeah bitch, you old rich freek
I went to get in, she peeled out and ran over my feet
Chorus x 2
(Lady)
Oh my god my cell phone gets no service, there's pot holes everywhere,
I'm just trying to get me and the Jaguar home
(Shaggy)
Oh shit, who dat rollin down the block
Another closet smoker lookin for some rock
A jag pulled and the window rolled down
(I'm looking for the imfamous Shaggs the clown)
I tryed to say whaddup, but berfore I had the chance
I seen her camel toe try to push through her pants
I said come here bitch, she said what for
She grabbed me by the pants and opened up the door
She pulled out her titties said she liked kinky stuff
If I wanted the neden I had to put on these handcuffs
She cuffed me to the seat, hey yo what the hell
She said I'm taking you in for jumping your bail
(Chorus)
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