T.V. party tonight! T.V. party tonight! T.V. party tonight! T.V. party tonight! We're gonna have a T.V. party tonight! Alright! We're gonna have a T.V. party alright! Tonight! We've got nothing better to do Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight Alright! We're gonna pass out on the couch alright Tonight! We've got nothing better to do Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favorite shows! We sit glued to the T.V. set all night And every night! Why go into the outside world at all? It's a fright! We've got nothing better to do Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews T.V. news shows what it's really like out there It's a scare! You can go out if you want I wouldn't dare! We've got nothing better to do Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews Don't talk about anything else We don't wanna know! We're dedicated To our favorite shows! I wouldn't be without me T.V. for a day Or even for a minute! Don't even bother to use my brain anymore There's nothing left in it! Wait a minute! My T.V. set doesn't work! It's broken! What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair! We're hurtin' We've got nothing left to do With no T.V. and just a couple of brews What are we gonna talk about? I don't know! We're gonna miss our favorite shows! NO T.V. PARTY TONIGHT!