 I did not ask for a lot this year
Every single day
Looking for an answer to the words
you say
Never got to meet the President
Never got to shake his squirly hand
Oh, don't you know the President
Is out for tea with Tony Blair
He won't be back for hours maybe,
homeboy
I'd be so happy if I got to meet
George Bush
He's like an angel when Rebecca
hears me calling
I would dance on NBC and say
'George Bush shook hands with me'
Then I'd go and choke on a cock
And Guinevere would find me leaving
home
And Johnny Depp would call me on
the phone
And Johnny Depp would call me on
the phone, I know
I'd be the greatest singer on the radio
Leaning on the raging river flats
Sliding off a single blade of grass
Oh, don't you know the A.D.A.
Is brushing teeth with Johnny J
They won't be smashing flowers,
meet me no more
I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you
And never answer when Rebecca
asks me questions
I'd lay down to some degree
And say John Stern locked lips with
me
And then I'd go and choke
For then I'd go and choke
For then I'd go and choke on a cock
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