United Nations
"Filmed In Front Of A Live Studio Audience"

(Background Television):
"-and anyone who really stands out winds up -"
"-Southwest winds around ten knots-"
"-one of the most shocking news stories, terrible times in American history-"
"-I said to him, 'I want to give you a hug; maybe I'll never see you again.'-"

(Director to the Crew):
"Sympathies: down then
they're up again.
We won't see you this time next year
unless the sponsors come through
and the money starts pouring in"."

(Leading Man):
"I could swear someone's been watching me.
I hear something outside.
It lives in my dreams
at the edges of sleep."

(Background Television):
"-to a phrase that kind of summarized it:
'If it feels good, do it.'
And that was the mentality, uh,
everything was up for grabs.
I-If you didn't like your marriage, get a divorce.
If you wanted to drive drunk, then go for it.-"
"-dropouts-"
"-and if the church made you feel guilty-"
"-We'll be talking about some things that uh,
probably aren't suitable for younger listeners-"

(A Word From Our Sponsor):
"Are you sad?
Do you sleep in your room at night?
Do you need pills for your moods?
Or someone to hold you?
'cause we know how it feels
when the sound of their laughter
and the TV's cold glow
follows you home
to the room where you sleep
all alone."