The Vandals
"Wanna Be Manor"

You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - I looked in the door, opened the door - peeed on the floor, spotted a whore - drugs and filth are all around - no clean dishes can be found - if you thought that your nightmares were scary - wait till you meet the hoe called jerri - no one dragged a dead fish in the room - it's spreading legs and her female perfume - I walked upstairs, I can't explain - but I got involved in a three man train - was it fun? Yeah, I guess - but I got crabs like all the rest - Dave's a cool guy but he's a really a slob - lives on unemployment, and he can't get a job - go ahead and take a drink, there's nothing to fear - just make sure you sniff that beer! - Passing out is no excuse - you'll be subject to abuse - some will let you hang there - It's just the pigs on their nightly visit - After busting one person each - the pigs said to move out of huntington beach - now I'll have to find a new town - or find another wanna be manor - wanna be manor - You can tell I'm no great planner - I ended up at the wanna be manor - wanna be manor, what a place to be - wanna be manor, it's not for me - wanna be manor - wanna be manor