Soul Coughing
"Michael Jackson (Live Rarities)"


Michael Jackson has a dream...
Late at night, he wakes up with visons of children in wheelchairs chasing him down Ventura boulevard
The heart of Hollywood

And Michael Jackson is running from the disabled children and he looks around
He looks around and he sees the sun is very bright outside
And he sees it is a... hot day in Febuary
And he feels his face begining to just slide.. off

And the children cry
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson

Troubled, Michael Jackson calls his boa constrictor on the telephone
And the boa constrictor says...
You gotta get away Mike, you gotta get away Mike

Michael Jackson goes to Disneyland...
And in disneyland there are many people in animal suits selling hot dogs
Lyrics
And I said Hey hey hey
Micheal Jackson
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson is lost in a sea of big people
He looks around, he looks around and all he sees are big people in line

And Michael Jackson looks around, and he says...
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson

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Michael Jackson...
Closes his eyes on the Space Mountain Ride
And just opens them everyonce in a while and he sees something coming at him
He sees something coming at him and he looks at his face
And his face seems to be sliding a little bit seems to just shift slightly
And there's something coming towards Michael Jackson on the Space Mountain ride
There's something coming towards him
And he looks ahead, and it's Axl Rose
And Axl Rose is smiling and he's waving at Michael Jackson
And he's coming forward and he's smiling and he's got these big teeth
And Michael's looking at Axl Rose and he says
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad
Who is that guy?
That's not my dad

Hey hey hey
Micheal Jackson
Hey hey hey
Michael Jackson