Rivers Cuomo
"Please Remember"
[Jonas] Please, remember I'm only a friend
[Maria] A friend who boinks me
[Jonas] You're too crazy to settle down with
[Maria] Then why lead me on?
[Jonas] I don't love you, but I can't help myself
[Maria] I'll make you love me
[Jonas] Please, Maria, it won't ever be
[Maria] I'll make you love me
[Jonas] I love you
[Maria] Love me
[Jonas] I do