Punky Brüster
"Oats Peas Beans & Barley"

"-HEY YOU GUYS !!!"

I turn around from whining sounds
Don't give us shit for making it
If your band's not signed, don't put us down!
Try playing hard, you stupid clown!

It's Poison with some different hair
It's crap that comes from everywhere
It's stupid, loser K-mart rap!
With more concern for coloured hair than music.

Wanna be a rock star! Have a limo with a juice bar!
With an undisputed killer for a girlfriend
So I guess I'd better
Spit it! Barf it! Spew it! Sell it! Roast it! Toast it!

Oats, peas, beans and barley will grow!
Why we sell nobody knows!
You can say just how you feel
But look who's got the record deal!

"*Knock on the door*
-You are expecting a package!? You are expecting a delivery!? Special delivery for you sir !
-Thank you mister postal-men !
Woah ! Finally ! My official boys in tha hood wallet chain ! Now I can be hardcore like everybody else !"