Hugh Cornwell
"Miss Teazyweezy"
Her hair it always looks a mess
She could be under stress miss teazyweezy
Why do i let her get my goat
It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy
She declares war on everyone
Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy
You could call it civil defence
She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy
Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done
Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun
Her hair's a state declaring war
And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy
South africans can rock her jeep
By trying to be deep with teazyweezy
With scissors ready in her hands
Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty
With duelling like you've never seen
I call her african queen she'll do her worsty
Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done