Half Man Half Biscuit
"Girlfriend's Finished With Him"


The difference between us and all the other bandsIs that we’re differentYou can tell by the way we do our interviewsThat we are differentUnderneath the underlying tones and dizzy melodiesNext to the intelligent guitarsYou’ll find frailty, beauty, sex as artAnd something or other about dolphinsParlourmaids, dandelions, things ’bout my mindAnd a dead girl’s soul that lives inside meAnd we don’t really know what it’s meant to beBut it’s an absolute depth of intensityBut at the end of the nightWhen the rider’s been riddenWe claim our fee and we get back in the van againInspired by no-one, other groups bore usHow can you say we sound like Frazier Chorus?‘Cos at the end of the night you claim your pokeYou get back in to the Wim van HanegemRockabilly Jim from the pub quiz teamTold me something more interesting than your songs ever couldTelly Savalas is set to spearheadAn ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel WayTelly Savalas is set to spearheadSongtexteAn ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel WayOl’ Television is set to spearheadAn ‘Oi’ revival down Whitechapel WayWho loves yer costermonger?