Devin Townsend
"Tall Latte"

(Man:) …And the greys flood our memories, In the long haul…
(Boss:) Hey Slacker! Wake up! We got people standing here in line; you're sitting there daydreaming. C'mon we got two venti white chocolate mochas, a tall Americano and a grande cappuccino! C'mon get your butt in gear! C'mon!
(Man:) oh…sorry…sorry…sorry. OK, two um...
(Customer:) Excuse me.
(Man:) Grande…frappe…shit...
(Customer:) Excuse me.
(Man:) Yeah, yeah.
(Customer:) Excuse me sir, I believe I ordered a decaf, non fat, no whip, sugar free, vanilla flavoured latte…
(Boss:) Hey slacker! Get to work! We got people lined up out the door over here, c'mon! We got two venti white mochas, a grande cappuccino and a tall latte! Let's go! Move it!