Devin Townsend
"Planet Smasher"

Ziltoid - Yes, I feel like a bit entertainment. Time to destroy a planet... which one shall it be? This one? No. Too feeble... this one, yes perhaps, yes. Indeed, this one shall do nicely.
Commander!
Commander Squizloid - Yes, Captain Ziltoid?
Ziltoid - Divert all the power from the main engines to the front guns...
Commander Squizloid - Yes, Captain Ziltoid. Will there be anything else?
Ziltoid - Take 90% of the surplus power, and divert it towards the sonar awakening device.
Commander Squizloid - Aye aye, Captain.
Ziltoid - We must summon the 6th dimensional Planet Smasher. I feel like a bit of fun... Summon him!

Herman, the Planet Smasher - Who dares awaken the Planet Smasher?!
Ziltoid - It is I, the 4th dimensional Ziltoid the Omniscient!
Herman, the planet smasher -
Cherish the mind
Color your mind
Cherish your mental sanctum

Cower to war
Cower toward
Cower to war on the Earth!
Cursed to be by the sun
Power denotes you're the only one who channels the mind
Channels the mind
Channels the mind of the Earth!
Cherish the pain
Cherish the name
Cherish your mental weaponry
Cower toward
Cower toward
Cowards remain on the Earth

Tell me what you want from me!

Ziltoid and his cronies -

All I want to be is the universe
Parallel to beings around all of us
Conduit to see through the omniverse
Letting the bombs go into tomorrow

Pull! (Smasher!)
Pull! (Smasher)
Bow to the valley below!
Bow down! (Smasher!)
Pull! (Smasher)
Bow to the valley below!

The Hippies of Virtual World72 - Please do not release the Planet Smasher, mighty Ziltoid.
We mean you no harm!

P-p-p-p-p-p-pull! (Smasher!)
Pull! (Smasher)
Bow to the valley below!
Bow down! (Smasher!)
Pull! (Smasher)
Bow to the valley below!

Ziltoid and his cronies -

All I want to be is the universe
Parallel to beings around all of us
Conduit to see through the omniverse

Begone!!! Foul pest, and by the way, the name's Herman... and I hate musicals!