Bette Midler
"Homecoming Monologue"

It's very good to be home...
It feels real good to be home...
And, and, uh, and you're my family... Thank you for coming...


I, uh, I didn't mean... I didn't mean to be late... uh... do you forgive me?
Well, I... I forgive you, too.
What are we waiting for boys? My boys? Stay with me, baby, come on... loud and whip.