Asher Roth
"Lark On My Go-Kart"

[Verse 1]
Sitting on a trufitt
Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get but from Ms. Muffet
Me and teddy rockspins stirring up a ruckus
Egging all the houses, smashing all the pumpkins
Suck-a-dick buttkiss, chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash roth be the king of the blumpkins
Any Tim Duncan spur off the moment
Let the whole world know I run shit
Jump ship quick tell a friend that im dumb sick
Spit fungus that'll grow from a dung
Trip twist to a front flip son now is some trick
Watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this

[Verse 2]
Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget, Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some Captain chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few yea you gon need it
Yeah got your Wii fit to practice your fris with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramon flow oh so sharp
you can take a Palsky
I'ma take lark on my go-kart

[Verse 3]
Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to say racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your bluetooth now dot come
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least two kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch krimpets,
Cheetos be my choice of chips, I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

[Asher]
Roll up that J is it rolled?
Yeah roll it up, uh

[Verse 4]
Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on
Yea I'ma dork but I'm still holding court, ball up, baller
Y'all take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who am I tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts luscious
Just sent me a text
"O M G you're the B E S
If you tryna have sex I'm the best at it"